Today is the greatest day of your life!
by Haven't started a new one in awhile and the old musings was over 1000 musings... So here we go again.
I have decided to PorkChop my favorite Jokes.
You'll see on below!
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hey i was at the gym just now (snuck there on lunch) and saw one of the guys from my favorite Mahwah band, "My Gay Uncle". (remember they were on the MTV Ultimate Cover Band" show back in like 1997?)
Anyway, we chatted for a bit, that guy was cool.
Vianel--male or female first name?
I have to call this person at Paterson HS and I have noo idea if it's a male or a female! If I have to leave a message, I don't want to say the wrong thing.
Is it pronounced Vie-nel? Sounds like a plastic. Hahaha...
I have no idea how it's pronounced!
Take a wild yet respectful (it's all in the tone) shot at it don't get too specific focus more on the purpose of your call and keep it short & sweet:
"Good afternoon/evening My name is Lyndsey Tymon I'm calling on behalf of LaDaDee for LaDaDum please get back to us at your earliest convenience."
AND YOU'RE DONE
Avoid terms like he or she hope this works out! =)
Internet sleuthing is fun. Just leave a message for the person with the full name. (It seems like a woman's name.)
Oh thanks! Yeah, that's probably what I'm going to do since I can't just sit around waiting to figure out the gender :)
OMG I'm so slow totally didn't see this LOL! Nice save =P
I'm 22 today! Nice liminal age.
stay 22, nobody likes you when you're 23. No one should take themselves so seriously
haha, i just turned 23. i don't think i like that song anymore.
WOW, there's a hard pill to swallow... I keep finding out that I'm older than almost all the people I know, females anyhow =(
I love this.
zzz
go listen to the Ocean's 12 sndtrck. same vibe. better pace.
really? i have to check it out
Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto (The girl from Imanema girl). I think you'll like this.
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=44005&s=143455
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=117128
Cheers!
anyone looking for a nice expensive watch?
I have a number of gift certificates for $250 off of a purchase of $1000 - http://www.tourneau.com/Tourneau/
anyone interested, let me know
I'm a microchip off the old block
You know not but I was a robot
And I sold rock
and you would get fo sho shot
with a gold glock
boy I rode pac!
oh man great song
working at the boat convention in Atlantic City today
saw this coming: http://ir.americanstandard.com/releasedetail.cfm?RELEASEID=227812&
please look at this real quick and give me your opinion, please, pretty please
i know no one goes in the forums anymore but i was good and i posted it in forums instead of musings or journals!
so please, pretty please
/topics/show/4518-Quick-opinon-please
the LOVE of money is the root of all evil, sure, and it doesn't bring happiness
but a couple hundred million kabillion thousand dollars would sure bring happiness right about now hahaha
it alternated between flurries and hail all day in service today. the weather is nj is so weird!
ya the ocean was dark'n'stormy today
That's a lil' bit scary. Storms are the only reason why I was ever afraid of moving anywhere near the shore, the shore always gets bashed the hardest.
is there a way to gain access to a site that formerly was allowed access and now we are denied?
use logmein.com, that site is sweet
insane bride (there maybe some no-no words)
whats the scripture in psalms about throwing your burdens on jehovah??
i found it!!! thanks
that's rough.
don't mess with fertility drugs, people. not worth it.
I don't know the family personally but the father's parents are in my circuit. It is the topic on every radio talk show.
Too, too much half info is being pushed out there. It is, though, getting people to talk, I haven't been out in service since this broke, but people in my office building have been 'stopping in' just to ask questions.
(FWIW, It is a possibility that it was not drugs, they have one child already YMMV)
i don't know what all those initials mean, but sextuplets w/ no drugs? i don't think that's even possible.
FWIW - for what it's worth (this means, "here's my 2 cents, if you care")
YMMV - your milage may vary (this means "your results may be different, if you care")
TL;DR - too long; didn't read (this means "she's not an idiot")
i know she's not an idiot but somewhere i have a videotape of jahanna and tina reading the bible to each other to 4 am, and if i had an opportunity, i would show it to the world
This sounds interesting, DARN I do not have you on video anywhere.
There's actually been many an opportune moment =P Whatever happen to our REAL WORLD IKEA??? Those were the days.
haha, i only vaguely remember that, i think it's a urban legend like frozen turkey football and skanking in a barnes & noble parking lot.
what? how can you say this?? those were some good times.
my favorite time though was when RockSupastar gave Muffy a concussion. that was some fun. my second favorite time was when i taught Jahanna to drive stick.
haha ohhhh yea, in seaside heights, right? MAN! that was like 6 or 7 years ago! i've known you for a long time! i was 16! awww
yeah sometimes i realize i'm 27 and i'm talking to kids in the hall who are telling me they were born in 1998 ... i'm like, 1998 wasn't that long ago, i remember, i was graduating high school
*puke* - i have become old ...
no, 1998 WASN'T that long ago...the kid is only 9! so that isn't too old yet. haha...when you start talking to kids that are in their 20's and were born the year you graduated highschool....THEN you're old. hahah
me & austin watched graham & heath this past weekend..(graham is 5) and i was watching cartoons w/ him, and every toy commercial that comes on, he asked if i had one when i was little, and i'd say no...and he's like...WOW! did they even have TV when you were little! hahahhaha talk about making me feel old!
I wonder if I could make a living with elance.com...
WOW i had NOOOO idea screech from saved by the bell is a p*rn star now? EWWWWWW
Britney's "Toxic" is still the best song to run to... especially this remix I found on iTunes it's soooo awesome
and "Links 2 3 4" by Rammstein is the best song to lift weights to
I just downloaded that the other day.
Does anyone know of any good web developer/java developer jobs in the tri-state area?
how many eZabel sumo wrestlers do we have now?
i am so dying right now, there is this bag that i am feigning for BAD! but i'm so aggitated, because i bid up to $150 and the reserve isnt met yet, but you can buy it at a coach outlet brandnew for $199.99. the only problem is...every outlet store from here to NY (even out to texas)are OUT of this bag! but i can't bring myself to spend $200 on a used bag, i could get brandnew for $50 bucks more! HERE SHE IS: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=019&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=290076162156&rd=1&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
This isn't the person i'm bidding for..but this pic is better. I LOVE ITTTTTT!
I don't want to be a bad influence and say to SPLURGE or TREAT YOURSELF... so I'm just going to sit here quietly and read how this progresses.
haha, i am not cut out for this! i'm at work and having heart palpitations. hahaha
I'm entering sumo school tomorrow. i will be a very famous sumo wrestler. you'll see. HUTTT!
this is pretty funny
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Colon_Blow.htm
snap how am i gonna fill the next 2 hourssssssss
any suggestions for where to order personalized checks?
Anyone doing something for the Super Bowl?
everyones doing something, i'm sure
watching a football game..
Let me tell you, you guys are sharp. :oP
i'm not doing a blasted thing. i couldn't possibly care less about watching this game.
however, if anyone wants to meet at halftime to throw the football around, i'm totally down
Well, I'm only interested in food and association. I could care less about the game.
you don't like football?
Baseball is my game. Football is only interesting in the last 4 minutes of the game.
so... 4 minutes more than a baseball game?
oh man what did i start...
Hahaha... I'll go easy on you since you just sold yourself into slavery. I guess football is more exciting if I get to watch Matt Kelly smash his nose on someone's head. That's unlikely in a baseball game.
It's not very nice to say twice that someone who's engaged is going to be a slave. I think Matt and Angela are really cute together!
awww hes joking. besides many men who are married will joke about the same thing.
and he's been married before so he has a taste of both worlds. :P
Everyone should take advantage of my wisdom. :o) I'm like Rocky. I've taken brutal beatings and kept standing. Haha
I like your style Socal.
aw thanks! well i have a lot of male friends so i get the "male perspective" a lot and def understand.
no its true...you def can give the insight on both sides. and you're def a good example for us in case we go through some drama. def encouraging!
There's not much drama I haven't been through. My life would be a good movie script.
I'm kidding. Thanks mom.
I'll tell you this Matt if and when Chase proposes to Rachel.. he will be her slave for eternity... he is now and he isnt even engaged...
yeah, but rachel isn't even bossy like that. chase just chooses to be a slave. haha.
Then smack him upside the head so that it registers. Haha...
Alex I can always rely on you to speak words of truth... it just truly shows how pathetic he is....
oh how i love foamy soap! we have the foam soap in our bathroom here at work and i love ittttttttttttt it's sooooooo amazing
haha yeah little things amuse and amaze me
foamy soap is the bestest. I have a gallon jar of green apple foamy soap under my sink
so this one girl from that show Beauty and the Geek was on the news after being voted off or losing or whatever, and she said that she tried out for the show because she's an actress and an aspiring singer and she wanted to be on TV and her agent got her the audition
soooooooooooo how is it a reality show
how is it an experiment
if it's actors and actresses sent to audution by their agents
i'm sure the geeks are not really even real geeks!
i think some of them are actors. there was a write up about it after that "average joe" show. i guess one of the guys on there was an "actor" and has been in some movies or something like that. gotta loooove "reality" tv. lol
all those "reality shows" .. it's basically just filled with people that are aspiring actresses and actors that can't get "acting gigs" at the time. so they audition for the reality shows.
tesoro...have you seen this weeks episode of the hills?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yea i did. what do you want to know?
i caught it this morning....dont you think spencer and brodie are more "acting" than anything? like they make it so obvious!
yea, totally, i hate spencer, he's so fake, i hate the way he speaks too. brodie seems like a kinda nice guy, but he's way too complementary of lauren, like he's just trying to get some. he seems a bit fake too.
Brodie is such a sexy name. That and "Blake" are my two favorite guys names.
i know a guy from CA named Blake..i use the term "know" pretty loosely, i talked to him a few times..i'm not sure where he's from, his area code is 760.
760 is san diego area.
Ooh, a sexy guy from a sexy town... I wonder if he surfs...
heehee most likely, unless he's like from poway (inland SD) LOL
Surfers named Blake from San Diego must be hot.
i knew a few blakes from PB that were SUPER HOT and there were a number of jared's from there too that were super hot. LOL
Ooh, Jared's are usually hot too. :) This is fun!
the hot guy name here in OC is jason. LOL
Eww, see, we can end it there. My brother's name is Jason.
LOL ok, another hot name, Micah. the surfer boys from Ventura/Santa Barbara are named Micah.
Noooo!!! A friend of Donovan's who's moderately annoying and certainly not cute is named Micah. I thought we were on the same page, here? Blake!
hahah i was thinking the same thing di!! micah=annoying and oh not cute at all.
HAHAHA OKKKK how about travis...thats another hot guys name.
That's it. We're no longer in sync. Travis to me is 1) the ugly guy who thinks he's punk from blink 182, and 2) a snot nosed (literally) kid my little brother used to hang with.
HAHAHAHAHA OMG THINK "west coast" travis'.
haha he is hot, i had a few convos w/ him right around the time i started dating my husband....Austin won. and Austin's hotter. haha :)
totally. its like they're jsut in it for the exposure or something. and yes brodie and his cheesy "i wanna hook it up" lines. LAME. LOL its a good thing he's cute. LOL
i'll be down there for work next weekend... should have more free time to max and relax out this time
UGH! what days? im going to be gone friday and saturday, come home sat night and have assembly sunday.
WHASHHAHAHAHAH HOLD IT.
IN THE MEANTIME AHAHAHHAhhhhhhh
THE FUNNIEST MOST EMBARASSING THING JUST HAPPENED!!!
Between last night until this morning, TOTALLY TXT'd a RANDOM # My life is such an adventure =P
Straightened it out =D good times.
i don't get it.
I'm a space cadet is what happened LOL! j/k
I got a new phone but only because I lost the other one... fortunately I happened to be eligible for an upgrade at the same time. Since I lost my phone I lost all the numbers. To rebuild my contacts I copied #'s that I thought I knew from viewing my online statement, but on the online statement they're nameless so I had to wing it.
Anywayze I'm pretty sure I responded to the same TXT twice but, that's only because I received the same TXT twice =D
Still laughing @ myself
i don't get it either.
Whatever =D
It's SNOWING & STICKING LA LA LA LA LA ALA la LA just came back from the grocery store already in my jammies (went to store in jammies YES I say JAMMIES)
Anybody want to go snowboarding Presidents Day? Holla!
More time than usual = more ezabel
if anyone is looking for a place to live, I'm going to be moving out of my house soon. I share it with flojomopoanode and another brother. Rent is $440/month per person. eZ msg me if you're interested
:(
saddest. news. ever...
why are you moving out?
because i hate todd!!!!! haha jkjkjkjk
no no no... i'm getting married this summer and i'm buying a condo
congratulations! tell your lady, too. :)
thanks :)
HAHAHHA that made me laugh a whole lot.
Get ready to grab your oar aboard a Roman slave ship. Hahaha....
CONGRATS! Am i invited to the wedding???!?!?! haha...you are going to get some random people that you hardly know (ie: me) asking you that question...it happens to everyone...i had people coming up to me saying..."I have my dress all picked out for your wedding" and i'm like...hmph! cuz ur not invited! lol
are you serious? people actually asked you if they could be invited to your wedding?
Lots o people asked me that too.
haha, yea basically, or just assumed they were invited. i wasnt broken down! i only invited people i had a relationship with.
WOW that weirds me out. like weddings are shared with peeps you TRULY love and are close to (unless your of the elite then you invite everyone and their gramma lol), i dont know how ones have the audacity to try to invite themselves.
Talking about invitations Jahanna... where was mine?
didn't i invite you? i'm almost sure i did. but if i didn't come on! we hadnt hung out in like 2 years! haha
Nope, you didnt, because if you did I would have dropped everything to be there Jahanna... "Il mio tesoro".. remember!! But dont worry, you better come when I invite you to mine!
awww, how sweet! Ma, tu se patzo!
You two shush NO ITALIAN* ONLY SPANISH
*I've put that on hold in exchange for Arabic & Hebrew
hahaha.... I love it, just like old times "Sei patzo per lei!!" (It doesnt work very well now that your married and all)
haha... yeah it's happened. and i feel really bad because we can't invite a lot of people and i have a huge family. plus i was in my old hall for 20+ years, so i'm not going to be able to invite a lot of people from my new hall.
congrats, dood
The Belize news was true wasn't it?!?! LOL I remember thinking this is so out of the blue but, it makes sense if that's true.
It is true... why doesnt anyone listen to me... If you haven't heard yet... he is ENGAGED that's why he is moving out...
Congratulations!!!
that's a really good deal.
if anyone is looking for a place to live, I'm going to be moving out of my house soon. I share it with flojomopoanode and another brother. Rent is $440/month per person. eZ msg me if you're interested
I got my placement today for my teacher observations--International Highschool, Paterson.
YAY Lyndz!!!!!
congratulations!!!
kam i took a zumba class for the first time last night. so much fun! not so easy after being on the bike for an hour though. my legs were like jello afterwards.
YAY zumba!!! it's so fun
a venezuelan pioneer sis in my cong teaches it. and it's mainly sisters i know from the area taking the class. so we're like shouting and laughing the whole time. :)
ya that's how it is at ours, it's mostly jay-dubs
the teacher isn't solsy is it?? i know she goes to other studios to teach...
no it's someone from my hall, and i know one time there was a hispanic sister visiting from vineland who was also a zumba teacher so i might have met her haha
You wanna lose some weight? If you're hungry late at night and you want a snack you just take a bell pepper and pop it in your mouth right there...
do you mean a hot pepper? aren't bell peppers mild? i don't know.
well if you don't like those you know what you can do? Just take an apple, core it and stick a bell pepper inside...
just drink water.
yeah but then you have to tinkle a lot
btw i wasn't taking the pepper thing seriously lol
hahaha thats true.
But your kidneys, colon and liver will thank you for it!
hee hee that sounded soo sesame street-ish.
i can imagine a happy colon puppet with a childrens voice talking about how he needs to be healthy and water helps!
yeah i drink tons of water but i stop an hour or two before going to sleep haha
i eat ice chips at night, doesnt make you tinkle and gives you something to crunch on. this is why i love carrot chips...they are fresh carrots, just cut w/ ridges in them...like chips. so yum
i was reading this article that there's a certain percentage of peeps that just hearing the sound of a "crunch" will curb their appetites. Like they feel satisfied hearing a crunching sound. *am i explaining that right?
yea that makes sense, and i think that's me, i like something to crunch on. (why i always love fat-free popcorn) it's just like, something to do while sitting around w/o adding too many extra calories.
I've been addicted to fat free popcorn with a little freshly grated parm over it lately. It's so much better than salt to me.
okay, this is not really applicable, but why do people say "freshly grated parm" is it not as good if you grate it ahead of time? i get a big block of pecorino romano and shred it up in my food processor. same thing with "freshly ground black pepper" what's the difference?
Well I know black pepper loses oil as it sits out. I can definitely taste the difference there. Sometimes I pre-grate my parm, but mostly I'm too lazy. Plus it tastes "lighter" and sharper to me when it's freshly grated. Someone who came over for dinner told me it was the consistency of "snow". I think it hardens, albeit slightly, when it's pre-grated. It's just my preference.
yea, that's true, now that you mention it. makes sense.
something i just realized...socal peeps always wear their sunglasses. like it's all stormy and gross out and i get in my car and put my sunglasses on. its just routine. anyway i get down at the post office and realize what a loser i am cause it's gross out and i'm wearing my sunglasses. anyway i notice that others around me were wearing theirs too. so as im driving to grab lunch and back to the office i notice other peeps wearing theirs. yes we are weird! LOL
You are thinking positive. You all know the sun will be out sooner or later.
i do that too, but just because my eyes are super light sensitive...but i feel like a tool w/ my sunglasses on in cloudy weather.
Yea me too! People think i'm asian.. when i'm realy just squinting at the sunlight... It makes me tear up whenever the sun is bright outside. I hate it
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Is this the backdoor approach to saying you are gay?
HAHAHAHA hey when're you coming back to CA?
Maybe next weekend. I have to wait until I get my schedule.. but I think i'm either going back out to our Socal facility or our Florida facility.
I opted for CA but we'll see
for reals? let me know. hopefully you'll have time this time around.