Today is the greatest day of your life!
by Haven't started a new one in awhile and the old musings was over 1000 musings... So here we go again.
I have decided to PorkChop my favorite Jokes.
You'll see on below!
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Page 3 of 6lol I fought a bear once. I'm so strong now because I fought a bear.
Everyone else is weak. YOu weaklings. you didn't fight a bear.
Zangief!?
Gay...
What were you're stats oh dork
chrissssssssssssssssss noooooooooooo
You're means you are
your means YOUR
hahaha
orders is orders
It's ok I knowingly did it, it's for my new song "Y.O.U.R."
LOL
Does getting mauled by one count? lol
haha okay.. it's wrong to laugh at this but.. haha..
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/21/colombia.clowns.reut/index.html
Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.
what's funniest about this i think is just the headline, why can't they say "two men shot at a circus" or "two performers" but.. clowns.. ahahahahahhahaha wow
i'm helping someone with their resume and under "summary of qualifications" they have a bunch of things listed and the sentences start with "extensive experience in" yadda yadda
and I'm trying to think of something ELSE to say instead of "extensiev experience"
so far I haev, Proficient in, Comfortable with, skilled in.. .. uhh... help?
ok the Word thesarus helped me out a bit, i should be good, but suggestions welcome hehe
Maybe you should just do bullet points under "Programs utilized". Like:
Programs Utilized:
I have had extensive experience with and am proficient with the use of:
Word
Excel
Access
blah
blah
That's the way my resume is set up.
yeah it's a totally different type of position though not office, more like mechanical/technical so it's better to describe it in sentences AND some of it i don't even really understand haha
I think i'm ok now... i just really don't like repetetive stuff on a resume or like wrong formatting haha .. and MS word sometiems makes me wanna rip my hair out becuase once you have a "resume" format it's impossible to change anything
NJ sucks...I'm moving.
awww it does, but are you ok?
The cost of living is ridiculous. I'm looking down by San Antonio. Hopefully this summer it will be reality.
really? its that bad there?
I pay $1100 a month for a small 2BR APT. And traffic is ridiculous. So I would say it sucks.
thats what you pay for a studio apt here ANNNNND you wanna talk traffic....i can go ON AND ON on traffic...try my 10 minute drive that takes an hour. alll 6 lanes on the freeway are bumper to bumper, you go side streets its even worse. LOL
Well NJ is a close 2nd.
south jersey has no traffic, for $1100 you can rent a house, and you don't have to move too far
I don't like the whole Northeast lifestyle. My job is in West Caldwell. To drive from S. Jersey would suck even more.
whats the commute like from san antone?
Ha. 2 days. LOL!
ohhh man
http://news.com.com/2300-1026_3-6161002-3.html?tag=ne.gall.pg
$89.99 this fall. 
I CANNNNNNT WAIT!!!! this is gonna be awesome.
I really hope Donovan doesn't see this post. He was going on and on about the movie the other night...
seriously, this is going to be the best movie...you need to take him to the midnight showing when it comes out!!! lol
*plus josh duhmel is in it too
Who's josh duhmel? :P
for reals? you dont know who that is?? *faints*
Hahaha - I googled his image, but he doesn't look familiar. I'm so not up on pop culture right now. There's references to hot guys in Cosmos that I read, and I never get them! :)
did you ever see the movie "win a date with tad hamilton"? he was in that. he's yummmmmy
lol - no, I've never seen that movie. :)
LOL well forget you foolio!!! lol
Alex Kelly thinks he can beat me at B-ball. Time to show the young lad he is mistaken. (to be cont.)
whoa i couldn't even jump over the little hurdles...lol
i'm just musin' for a bruisin'
you've come to the right place, lol
Yeah, I've been the punching bag today. Good times!
I'm not even through with you yet, Shecky.
And you actually used to like me. I am in good form today.
I started doing Pilates.
congrats on coming out of the closet
Ok fatty.
pi-lates are hard. they seem easy at first but OUCH
I'm incorporating it in with my weightlifting routine. Days I can't go to the gym, I do pilates. It's my new method.
I have a treadmill and one of those exercise balls but i need more consistancy b/c I'm old and too tired to do it every day like I used to
lol sorry im not mike, try a better insult next time
Ok...Tom Selleck wannabe.
I would like to say I am the man, for making things interesting this week!
Haha, actually, I'll take that, pal. Nice try.
Yeah but I added the needed spice. Haha
If spice = ego and ignorance THEN YESSS! You're the man.
I must beat you NOW!
Okay, okay. I'm done.
I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was following me around. I pulled a package off the shelf and put it in my basket, then saw him a few minutes later take the same package off the shelf, look at it, and put it back. I checked out with lots of bags of rice, grains and flour, and he was right behind me with a basket full of vitamins and supplements. I mean, FULL of those little bottles. At least 20. And the dude wasn't that muscle-y, he was clearly a poseur. And ugly.
he was trying to holla at ya
You're a hot commodity these days D'...fiiine, fiesty, Greek girl that can break it down in the kitchen SHooooooooot Gurrrrl don't be modest ;)
:P I like your "gurr" sound effect. :)
hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!
"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)
now i want exactly two crab cakes, with wasabi mustard
I'm reading this article about different health problems/symptoms and this is the funniest thing i've read in a while
Floating Stools – Since stool behavior is not something that people discuss, you may not know that floating stools is truly not the norm. When stools hit the water they should sink. If your stools have been floating for more than two weeks you should talk to your doctor. It could be a sign of Celiac Disease, Cystic Fibrosis or other medical problems.
Oh, snap. I did not know that. I guess I'll have to start making a checklist.
This makes me think of a sypmtom I saw on a drug commercial! I'm not making this up either-- "diarrhea with fainting." i almost died right there.
yeah didn't that happen to JD on Scrubs the other week, hilarious
I don't know. I didn't catch it. Well, do some research! Did he?
yeah i watched the episode he fainted when he 'pooped' i duno if it was diahrrea though hah
OMG - this client is dumb as toast. I'm putting together a list of her marital assets and debts to settle her case, and she told me she has a home equity loan for about $50,000 for a house purchased like 5 years ago, which she just put on the market for $449,000. So I asked her if there is another mortgage or home loan related to that property (there must be!). She writes me an email back: "No. That is it other than the primary mortgage." The primary mortgage is what I want information about!!!
Me: Do you have any hands other than your left one?
Client: No. I only have the left one and the right one.
i bet she's from guam! lol
Hahaha!!!
i know it sounds so old
but cupid got me a chokehold
and i'm afraid i might give in
towels on the mat my wife flag is wavin
i mean she even cooks me pancakes
and alka seltzer when my tummy aches.
if that aint love i dont know what is.
so im hoping today will be a better day. i was having THE WORST DAY EVER yesterday. to think it all started with stupid peeps from guam and snowballed from there and like every idiot in the world had to call me or email me yesterday.
Guam? Share your pain...
LOL i knew you'd def understand! LOL i cant even explain...they're a dumb country! im trying to get that country taken off the map, no one will notice their "non" existance! LOL
Guam is a protectorate of the US, right? A level lower than Puerto Rico or something? Do you guys do business with companies there?
its organized unincorporated territory of the US. its off near like japan or something...microindonesia (sp?). and yes there are 3 BIG companies that we have to deal with there and sometimes its more of an annoyance than anything.
AND not to mention, there are some pretty good surf conditions there
Huh. Do you mean that the business practices of the companies in that other environment are annoying? Is there a language barrier?
YES its their business practice or lack there of. not to mention they are annoying. there isnt much of a language barrier as most of the workers, buyers etc are from here and have moved there (surfers) anyway everyone i have dealt with there have been hit with their boards one too many times in the head!
Hahaha - that's a funny visual. A dude is on a surf board, quoting Aristotle, wipes out, the board hits him in the head, causing a dazed look, and then he says, "You know who rocks? Fred Flinstone."
haveyou ever seen the surf movie "in gods hands"?? some scenes are in guam and indo.
Nope. But I can imagine waves there would be good. I went through a phase where I thought I could be a really good surfer. Then I realized I don't swim well and am mildly afraid of the water. I hate myself.
awww why are you afraid of the water?
I think because I can't swim well. It's sort of a Catch 22. I'm scared I'll be sucked under the waves.
ohhh gotcha! well yeah getting stuck in rip tide is scary
mike, this is for you dude
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/02/20/email.addiction.reut/index.html
the VP of finance's assistant forwarded us this link and its so ironic cause she cannot live w/o her email. seriously.
reenactment of a scene from jurassic park
Hmmm it's telling me The video you have requested is not available.
Wait I lied. This guy is really good, a lil' creepy but, gotta give him props.
You ever hear that urban legend about the girlfriend who tells her man she won't get upset if he tells her something? And then when he does she actually doesn't get upset?
yeah
this.. THIS.. is the cat that i'm left with
Awww, what's wrong with this one....looks like a cutie...maybe a little slow lol j/k seriously babe what'd I miss?
he's just evil
plus okay FINE i was kind of riling him up a bit to get a fun picture hahaha... but he is .. kind of evil..
but he normally looks more like this
awww, he is so stinkin cute. what i've found with crazy kitties is to "break" them. hold them even when they don't want to be held. break em with love. haha they eventually give in and love it.
yeah he growls when i do that.. he's the kind that you have to really give him space and make up his own mind. Since Munchkin's gone he's been really sweet, except when I purposely try to make him attack me haha
Haha!! This is so funny because this is what my sister tries to do with PoPo. He tries to attack her and she just grabs him up and hugs him like he's a stuffed animal. He gets soo angry but she pins his little arms down so he can't get at her! It's really fun to watch.
basically i had two cats, one evil one sweet, the sweet one died, the evil one remains. lol.
dude tommy's awesome, stop aggrivating him
yeah i just wanted some pictures of him wilin' out so i can always remember that haha
I think its just pissed it has to wear a blue bell..
lololol
awww im not a fan of cats but this one is a cutie...he looks like a california cat! LOL *wink wink*
I don't think I told ezabel about PoPo the cat and how he gave my mom an infection because he bit her so hard in the leg that it broke through the skin and injected whatever germs he had in his mouth in her cells.
This cat is evil.
i look like a cutter as a result of the top picture. Look at those claws. So deep in my skin. ouchies.
i am against declawing cats, how can they defend themselves against annoying humans?? haha
this cat looks insane. whoa. tommy, nooo.
yeah Tommy loves the power he possesses
when someone new comes over and they're like aw what a cute cat and they extend their hand to pet him you can see it in his eyes, he will attack
it's fun to watch what happens as we yell "nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and try to prevent the devouring of the hand of the innocent
oh how i feel your pain. I've got one just like it.
long time no see StarshipTrooper
yea i know how much i was missed i just had to make a guest appearance ;P
Yo Bri, best advice you'll get this week... totally skip Norbit
yeahhh, it struck me after i talked to you. time is too precious. try to make it all count. really, is there time to indulge guilty pleasures as a awful as this one? bye bye black fat suit movies.
HEY WHERE ARE YOU? I've got a cute picture from Saturday...send me you're email address.
OY to many people i know want to see this. >_<
If I could take your pain away
I would scream for you
And I'd bleed for you
So you’ll never feel this way again
i can't stand self-righteous people. On Saturday night, a bunch of us went out bowling and we got done at about 11pm, and a couple of the guys wanted to go down the street to hit this punching bag thing...it rates how strong your punch is...so my husband asks this one guy and his wife to go...so Austin says "we're going to cobblestones" and the guy says..."well we're going to the meeting".
it was such an ignorant comment...like we WEREN'T gonna go to the meeting, cuz we're staying out a little later. i was so annoyed..i mean we got home at 12! GOSH!
so then at the meeting in the morning i was trying to convince Austin to take a pic in front of the Year Text at the hall, but he wouldn't. ha
self righteous people are a downer sometimes. i mean, be encouraging and kind, not judgemental and small-minded. sheesh. did you know these people well? it's possible they just got a bad vibe about something and they were a lil mouthier than she shoulda been.
that last line was murder, lol. good story.
Yeah, I've said that to people who would go out on a friday and miss service on a saturday habitually, just to let them know I don't think that's cool. But you and Austin don't, so maybe these people were just jerks.
i know! me and Austin we're both in their wedding in November! haha i don't know what his problem is. i want Austin to give him a call.
Oh, that's weird. You're close with them, then? Maybe they're just trying to be more spiritual as a couple and their intentions came out wrong. It's not that big a deal; maybe it would be better to let it slide and chalk it up to miscommunication.
yea, i guess...it's totally unwarrented. those kind of people make you feel like you have to broadcast all that you are doing..."i gave a substitute talk" "i have a regional project". i guess we're pretty close, we've only been really hanging out for like, less than a year. it's not like we're BFF. haha
If it were me, unless I was close to the couple, like confided in them, it wouldn't matter if they said stupid self-righteous things. I think sometimes friends just don't realize how they come off, and unless it's really bothering you, you might be better off just letting it go. That's just me, though. If they kept saying stuff like that, you might just let them know that's not cool and you don't appreciate the insinuation that you're less spiritual. It's hard dealing with newer friends versus ones you know you can say anything to.
yea, i'll let austin make the call...i won't say anything to the wife...if anything he'll talk to the guy.
Good call. Girls are much quicker to take offense.
no matter how annoying it is we need to be encouraging. thats a self righteous attitude to. we need to be aware ourselves that we dont fall...
could they possibly be saying that because they themselves wouldn't be able to get up if they stayed out a little later? a lot of times "negative" things people say are misdirected at other people when it's a fault within themselves.
i don't think i'll ever be one of those people that likes working out.
its easier when you have a few friends to work out with. by yourself it sucks
Huh - I'm the opposite of that. I hate it when people try to talk to me at the gym. That's the 1.5 hours a day when it's acceptable to listen to music and not speak to anyone.
i used to love going by myself and now that i'm married i pretty much don't go if chris doesn't go, haha, but it's really more about motivating each other to GET there. once we're there the headphones go on.
having said that.. I LOVE working out and it's the 'getting there' that is the annoying thing for me, especially cuz the gym is like a 15 minute drive away.. if it was across the street i'd be in heaven
Yeah, totally. I like going with Donovan because then we're home at the same time and dinner-making isn't screwed up.
my mom is my partner, but her schedule is unreliable. if she has a patient admitted, sometimes she has to leave mid workout or she misses that day altogether. i was doing so well when i worked out at amstd with joyce!
yeah totally i would seriously go if i had some guys to work out with. I mean you just see the sweat pouring off each other and the sweat stained shirts and how some beads glisten off of finely toned musculature. And maybe a few encouraging (while playful and yet firm) buttocks slaps to say hang in there beefcake we're in this together. You get to spot each other and be there when they need you and gradually develop a bond that grows to encompass more than a friendship. You look forward to that precious time when your buddy squats and does his leg lifts. He doesn't want to keep going but you tell him how his backside is coming along nicely and is firming more than you both expected. Man i wish restraining orders were never invented. WHY?!!?!?!
HAH!
if you don't like working out maybe you would enjoy some other activities like jumping rope or those little trampolines or i duno playing tag outside.. ha or any other outdoor type sport... or swimming in an idoor pool if your gym has one... raking leaves.. walking a dog.. etc. stuff that makes you feel like a kid and lke you're just enjoying life and not just lifting up your feet to walk on a treadmill because that gets mad boring
this is why i enjoy tennis so much and the gym so little.
OMG I love those little trampolines!!!! With a medicine ball, they provide a seriously tough work out. And they're so much fun!!!
i want one of them so bad
Me too!!! I imagine it would be perfect for a basement, though, and we're on the 2nd and 3rd floors of an old house now. But that will all change very soon. Then it's trampoline city!
i totally agree, but in the winter it really bothers my asthma. that's why i've been doing zumba. it kicks my butt! when the weather warms up, i'll start taking the puppy out again.
i went for a job interview yesterday for a part=time job literally less than a mile from my house and I really want the job... it's only 4 hours a day and would be perfect especially now how my busy wedding season is starting soon... i could keep the little part time job all year.. i want it so bad... !! GIVE IT TO ME
My board got stolen on Sunday :(
the coolest thing...my best friend and i have been friends for like 20 years...well i know his family, he knows my family BUT our moms have never met, that is, until this weekend.
a mom date, hot.
eww, did anyone see last night's WIFE SWAP?? i've recently gotten into this show...last night's was quite disturbing though...this family believed all bacteria was good...they didn't clean their house at all..their toilet was BLACK...and get this...they ate only RAW foods...including RAW chicken/beef. it was soooooooo gross!
i saw the preview for this. i wanted to see it. how did the "clean" wife react?
it seemed like she did surprisingly well at first, but she winded up leaving the house early, they showed her calling the producer to come get her.
Hey Socal new spa treatment!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16812096/ - no pictures
http://english.people.com.cn/200702/06/eng20070206_347870.html - lots of pictures
Looks kind of cool
EWWWWWW the only snakes on my skin will be boots or something. NOTHING like that!!!
My dad was telling me about this! Totally made me spaz out hearing of it.
i dig it.. i love snakes
Why did it have to be...snakes?
FREE PANCAKES @ IHOP
yeah i went and it was delicious!!
i am so irritated right now. every monday, i go to another location for work...it's called the NURSE CALL CENTER...it's a place just to receive phone calls...that is all that is done..it's the overflow from the other offices. anyways, this morning our phones are down...so there is literally NOTHING to do...so everyone is chatting...and there is this one women that is SO LOUD...she is literally YELLING her conversation. i am getting SOOO irritated. so i've been avoiding speaking to her all together...then she comes into my cubicle and asks if i watch American Idol...I say no....she's SCREAMS: NO WAY YOU HAVE TO!!
i just looked at her dumbfounded, cuz she's that annoying...so she just walked away.
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, just a moment!
soooo.. since i don't ever want to have babies, and i'd rather have puppies and kittens... should i be punished.. and never have a baby shower? i don't think so. I think I am going to start a new trend. Puppy showers. Kitten showers. Wouldn't that be precious?! haha
c'mon, amirite?! people who have babies don't have to buy anything for them for like 6-12 months because everyone gets them everything
soooooooo just because i choose to adopt an ANIMAL baby instead of passing a human one through my body.... why should i have to buy all the crap for it?!?!
LOL c'mon let's start a new trend
i love this. when atlas turned 1 yrs old, i said that if we celebrated birthdays, i so would have thrown him one....but i never even thought of this. maybe i'll just have a puppy party and tell everyone to bring a toy.
how about when i get a new pair of jeans or something, you throw me a shower.
sooo my cat that didn't die, ha..Tommy, he has been extremely unfriendly his whole life and pretty much more of an attack-cat than a lap-cat.. but since he's all alone now and all the attention is on him he is totally loving it! He has been purring which I haven't really heard him do before.. and he's been real sweet.. and i'm totally pampering him now. It's kinda cool cuz the other cat was my little baby and this cat was .. an outcast.. and now he's kinda being sweet and cute and babyish so it's nice of him haha
yeah i'm crazy
having pets is great but it's so hard when you have to let go of one like WAY before their time.. that cat should have lived another 10 years :(
i'm sorry about your cat :(
thankssssss i know it's been like 2 weeks i am having a harder time with it than i thought... but i'm doing a lot better than 2 weeks ago! heh
she looks like an alien
No...THIS...
woah woah the guy from killers shaved his head?
my mom said she feels sorry for britney's kids cause they're gonna be terrified and cry cause they won't know who it is. lol
a child always knows their mother. how do you think blind babies know their moms? they have senses and the bonding.
exactly! thanks!!
just making conversation but thanks ya jerk
let's have a contest
natalie is way cuter than britney bald.
ian. there IS no contest
exactly.
portman - still hot - did it for a movie
spears - still white trash - did it cause she's crazy
the one who started it all:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Lionandcobra.jpg
Sinead O'Connor
y'know... i love that song Nothing Compares. Sinead rules!
I think the hair color makes a difference.
seriously, after this how can she ever claim she isn't trite wash?
she looks like a dude!
Natalie on the other hand looks pretty hot.
i feel so bad for her...she's so messed up and having her breakdown in view of the public. so sad!
HEY! SOCALGAL...i have a question....is TAMAL singular for TAMALE? or is TAMALES the plural?
Austin's best friend was visiting over the weekend and we went to a mexican restaurant and were having this debate...and when we asked the waiter if Tamal was singular he said "yes, it comes with cheese on it". haha so can you tell me??
tamal is the singular. tamales is the plural.
yeah tamal is singular when you're talking in spanish "un tamal por favor" or in english its "a tamale please" doesnt mean that there's cheese on it or anything, its just ONE. there's a different name for cheese tamales.
*i hope i didnt confuse you
yea, gotcha, the waiter just had no idea what we were saying, he didn't speak english too well.
have you ever WANTED to get sick? i havent been sick in like...a really really long time, and i kind of feel like getting a cold so i can just sit home all day in front of the TV and watch movies and do NOTHING! haha i mean, i only work (seculary) 20 hrs/week...but at home i have to do laundry and clean and cook...i just want to be coddled and veg out!
you bum!! ;)
right? i know. i would be so lazy if my life allowed me to. haha
I wish I could be sick enough to warrant calling out of work, but not too sick to get stuff done around the house. That's only happened to me once so far - I had a headache in the morning, so I called in sick, then called to schedule a massage later that afternoon to help my head and neck. I slept until like 1pm, and the headache was almost gone, so I went for the massage. The problem is, my massage place is like, 2 blocks from my office, so I had to make sure no one from my office saw me, on a sick day, going to get a massage. I felt like a secret agent, parking far away, wearing sunglasses and a big hoodie, trying to be inconspicuous.
shaq, lebron, and dwight howard breakdancing at the all star game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw
britney spears won't live too much longer
why do people go so nutso over little kids, whats the big deal, we were all little kids..GOSH!
hmm this is kind of interesting http://viewzone.com/aging.html
i'm about half-way through it
It's interesting because basically they're saying that scientifically humans COULD live forever if there was no pollution and disease
heh
"The twenty-first century may well be the era in which humans learn the secrets of eternal life"
tldnr, but i imagine that there would be some good stats in there for a talk.
yeah i gave up too.. so longggggggg
im so excited!!! m going to dlandin like an hour and a half! and its SOOO hot out!!
aww man, she almost made it to outer space!
pretty amazing
She wins gold. I wouldn't compete against that
that must have been terrifying. i can't imagine.
this whole thing is such a bunch of crap. first of all it would have been waaay to cold for anyone to survive up there. second, she would have suffocated. third, how would she ever go that high in the first place? fourth, how could they even tell how high she was? they could have just made up any number ("oh, she was up 300,000,001.23499999999 feet).
i'm not buyin' it.
i was thinking the same thing, but i'm very naaive when it comes to that stuff..i'm like, well it's a newspaper article it MUST be true. haha
did you guys read the article? she had a gps onboard.
pwnt
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....
lex just started argueing without even reading the article
this is so funny!
i just got a call from a guy from this place and when he told me to go on the website i basically chuckled on the phone with him
that looks so funny! probably effective.. i guess.. different.. but.. hilarious
i don't see that ever working, and it's not a new idea either. it's like when stores pay people to stand outside holding up signs, except with way more expensive signs.
yeah exactly..... he said they go to concerts, malls, and other highly populated places.. and he wantd to know if they aer allowed in this mall.
interesting lol
crazy cannucks, so are they allowed in your mall?
"THIS SUMMER, CLOE BELLA IS GODZILLA!!!!"
We have a pic of my niece on our fridge that's similar - we call her "BabyZilla". Ahhh, it almost makes you want one of your own, huh?
...
...
almost.
yeah, until i have to change her diaper and clean all the poop off of her...disgusting...haha
the first time i changed my niece's diaper.. it was so funny poop just shot out of her butt like a rocket (she was about 2 weeks old)
Ok, that's disgusting.
ew, not funny at all. so gross. i can't even watch that scene in sex and the city when miranda gets her son's poop on her face. stuff like that is so gross. puppy stuff doesnt bother me...human/baby stuff does.
well none of it got on me or anything... and okay it wasn't funny then but now it is. haha...
how is rocket poop not funny?!?!
OMG!!! I stopped watching the O.C. ages ago but, I was bored and it started and pulled me back in, I know I know it's ending and Mischa left, SINCE WHEN DO I THINK Benjamin Mckenzie is hot?!?!? OMG there was an earthquake Ryan is hurt and and Rachel Bilson looks just like this sister Janessa, you know she does JP, HOLY COW there's an after shock!!!!
This has been me freaking out, this is what boredom does to me don't let it happen to you.
wait, you know someone that looks like Raechel Bilson?
go get 'em, tiger
yeah i can see the resemblance. i think thats the one she said people told her she looked like. she doesnt think so. i had never actually seen rachel bilson, so i did a google image search...this one kind of looks like her.
http://www.divavillage.com/images/Oct05/rachel_bilson_close.jpg
and this one.
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/77_rachel_bilson.jpg
its her kind of smirky smile that reminds me of jenessa.
someone named their kid janessa? they slip when writing the name and wrote a j instead of a v?
I want to die - two people here just agreed that PA dutch food is good. We are so out of this state by the summer.
Tonight's the last time
that I ever show you me
zzz
who had their service meeting this week? pm me!
dude so i heard how there's some crazy announcement but i haven't heard what it is yet. i'm pretty stoked for the meeting tonight. then we'll chat.
haha! i love "crazy" anouncements at meetings. keeps me on my toes!
"Friends, we have a letter to read. This comes straight from the top! The preaching work will now be expanded to woodland creatures. Put on your hiking books and napsacks. We're going hiking. Oh, and all witnesses have to be vegans. We thank you in advance for your consideration and faithful compliance with regards this matter. I see the some brothers are coming to remove me from the stage. Please don't let this detract from...HEY! UNHAND ME, BROTHER!!!"
hahaha i love it!
i heard your "crazy" announcement. good stuff.
i'm so psyched for it to start. i know they do the magazines six months in advance and it makes sense for it to start next year but i just want it now. and with the new memorial campaign coming up and last night they said so many times, "you never know which memorial will be the last"
I know! I was so thinking about how I want them to implement this now (which they are...we just don't get it until January). I don't want to wait!
Our meeting was canceled this week - what's the announcement?
there's some changes with regard to what information the public sees vs. what Jehovah's people receive.
The entire following thread cracked me up!
I KNNNNNOW!! DEF good things to come!!!
i dunno , Gina
first the announcement was "the awake will be more serious, with less articles on plants, and fruit, and mountains"
and yet, still articles on plants, and fruit, and mountains
well if you look on the WT and the pics of paradise, they're eating plants and fruits AND living in the mtns. i think we're just being prep'd for it.
so me and the boys have entered this contest: www.rpmchallenge.com
the idea is to record an album in the 28 days of february. I don't know if there is a prize or not, but i think it's a cool idea and we'll get some recorded material out of it.
So we've been working at it and we're about a third of the way through, we gotta hurry!
Haha - I heard about that too. Try listening to minutemen albums if you want inspiration for songs about everyday things. I swear, they could write a brilliant song about a banana. You'll have to post your stuff!
hopefully we'll have one song completely done soon, i'll post it asap!
bump
We have 3 songs recorded with vocals, 1 guitar, bass and drums. Once we get our lead tracks recorded, we'll have 3 finished, recorded songs. THEN we can post one up here.
K, Byyeeeeee