Today is the greatest day of your life!
by Haven't started a new one in awhile and the old musings was over 1000 musings... So here we go again.
I have decided to PorkChop my favorite Jokes.
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AHEM...BASEBALL SEASON STARTS IN ONE MONTH...LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!
p.s. - yankees suck. ;)
I LOVE YOU IAN ZABEL!!!
No...I love you! Haha
so, the temp job i have now, is like the best office experience i've had in a while, the main boss is super nice (and i keep expecting him to turn evil like my old boss) and other than him the whole office is 6 people, and everyone is nice and laid back and there has not been any drama or anything negative in the month and a half i've been here
now that i said that, i'm gonna start hating it here like in two minutes and some drama will occur by the end of the day haha
anyone have any stereolab or ivy to share with me? :)
a dude came in here for a meeting with my boss
he looks like frasier crane only with really REALLY REALLY bad hair plugs
i mean like you can see the individual plugs
so bad!
ewwww. was it hard to keep from staring at him?
yes!! he sat down to read a magazine while he waited for my boss... so he had his head down and i jsut stared at those things
http://www.bernsteinmedical.com/hair-transplant/img/excision-5.jpg
it's like THAT but worse!!! ugh so bad
OMG ewwwww. I would've stared too. its sad and gross BUT hes doing something for the hairloss. poor guy.
yeah but it's not good they are spread out like quarter of an inch apart
ugh so bad
OMG....ewwww, maybe he could only afford a few on the the head and he'll get the rest put in when he gets his tax refund. LOL
dang.. that's rough times
i have a patient that has super bad hair plugs like that...he reeks of cigarettes and he wears a speedo.
how the heck do you know that he wears a speedo?
H to the NO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1VedY33f1lM
ohhh, the weather outside is frightful!
the wind kept turning the motion light outside my window on last night.
the ocean is in a fury today, perhaps she is going through a bad breakup?
(i first typed TONIGHT because it's so dark out it feels like night time)
It's really a great day to have stayed in bed. Stupid pointless working culture.
but the fire is so delightful!
Ian Zabel had a farm... e i e i o.... with a Web-toed Chloe here.... and an Alex there....
e i e i o.
and on that farm he had Dan Hall, e i e i o.
with a KIDS fight here, and a Music fight there...
Dan Hall is a psychopath... e i e i o....
i'm thinking your name is just a little too close to mine for my own personal comfort
If you were born after 9/20/79 then deal with it!! I was here first if that is the case. If it's the other way around, then I suggest pistols at dawn. Haha...
Anyone wanna go see Nicole Atkins tonight at Wonder Bar in Asbury Park?
I just sent an email to the Hackettstown school system ripping them apart for what they have done to Emily. It took them 2 months to situate her in a new school since they put her on leave for her behavior. Makes me want to move out of NJ even more.
why did they change her schools? dont they have special classes for her to help with her situation?
Since Hatchery Hill School in H-town is small, they disbanded the class she would have been in after last year. Not enough kids to support it. They won't keep a class for one child. So they threw her in a class with kids that had physical disabilites and other issues. Big mistake right there. So they found a school in Franklin Township in Warren County, NJ that had the proper program. It took them 2 months to resolve this. And...The aftercare program won't take her back because of her past issues. I'm extremely PO'ed today. Now I don't know where she'll be after school yet. The school system should be ashamed of themselves doing this to a single parent family.
oh wow, im sorry hun. do you not have relatives that can take care of her after school? or are there any sisters who have day care in their home?
One sister helps me out. I need to talk to her.
so last night we got some really exciting/interesting news. and i say interesting because it had to do with my cousin...one of the biggest drug dealers in CA, biggest gang banger etc. this guy has been in and out of prison/jail/juvie since he was 12. its his life. anyway, we've always been warned to stay away from him even if we saw him in passing. he was just full of rage and would kill anyone in his way. so now he's serving a life term in prison w/o parole. anyway, we get a call last night from his mom (who is our cousin also) and she tells us that he's getting baptized in prison this month. YES we were ALL shocked but SO stoked at the same time. im still shocked. lol
Wow. Would your family go visit him now?
i dont think so, the prison he is in is somewhere in arizona.
bah road trips to jail are fun, although the unhappy co's are not
Oh, well that makes sense.
pretty brave of him considering all the crap he is going to take now because of his stand, at least you know he believes it
oh yeah def! esp since he's been affiliated w/a specific gang.
at least our religion is getting street cred in the prisons..
So our ISP at work was down all day yesterday, and from 12:30 until sometime last night, our entire server was down, so we couldn't do any work. (I have no idea why we couldn't use our machines separate from the network, but whatev) So suffice it to say, I know my co-workers a lot better now because we were all just chatting for 5 hours yesterday. I'm disappointed that the server is up and running today. :(
why didnt they send you home? or was it one of those "we'll have it up in running in 2 hours" then 2 becomes 3 and so on?
I think at first, they thought it wouldn't be a problem for that long (the comp guy just told someone he was actually in our office until 10:30 last night). But at like 4:00, the office manager asked the managing partner attorney if we could leave, and he told her 'No, because we'll lose too much money.' It's not like any of us were productive anyway, so all the girls were hating on that attorney yesterday! :P
i guess misery loves company. lol
the word misery sounds like such a powerful word...so much more so than unhappiness or grief.
:P I think we all know a little more about each other, having gossiped for such a long time. Is it bad that it's nice to listen to gossip at work, where none of the people are in my congregation and I don't have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings?
You love to hurt my feelings. I've been crying for days. Boo hoo hoo.... :oP
at our assembly, it was saying how listening to gossip is as bad as repeating it. with me, i am really good with the repeating part...i never talk about stuff i know...but i find it VERY difficult not to listen to it. :-X
True, true.
i dont think its bad...just dont share what they tell you ya know. thats what i do with the girls here. the come to gossip with me but they know i dont share others drama or their own.
Yeah, totally. It's actually nice to share stuff all the sisters at my hall tell me that I can't tell Donovan. I can finally get it off my chest to the girls at work, since it'll never get back the hall, ya know? It's like posting stuff on here about people at work - they'll never find out, so it's almost therapeutic.
Katie O. Radio got moved to Fridays 10 - midnight effective week of March 4. It's kinda a promotion but severely interferes with my social life :)
Wow this is next week already Congrats!!!
I wrote a song called Mikey Joe - to the tune of Which One Of These Kids Is Doin' His Own Thing
i listen to emo
all day long
i can't stop listening to it
and posting lyrics
how could this happen to me?
i am so emo
that emo kids don't know what to do with me
emo cat
cant we just ban him?
don't forget this part
but at least
oh yeah at least
he's not quoting fergie
zabel
third eye blind and thin lizzy arent emo!
Wow Third Eye Blind, haven't listened to them in a while. How's It Gonna Be used to be my song =)
I remember the stupid things the mood rings the bracelets and the beads
Nickels and dimes yours and mine did you cash in all your dreams
You dont dream for me no goodbye goodbye you dont dream for me no
But I still feel you pulse like sonar from the days in the waves
That girl is like a sunburn
I would like to say
The girl is like a sunburn
That night over at johnnys place
Well this chick got up and she slapped johnnys face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick dont want to know, forget her
I dont wanna waste my time
become another casualty of society
ill never fall in line
become another victim of conformity
yeah woot woot
i like being on ezabel at work, because the website is pretty plain, so it can look like a work related website. haha we just need to get rid of that TURTLE! lol
just scroll down past the turtle, that's what I try to do. except it is really hard when posting a comment
just use "adblock" in firefox and mark it as an advertisement, i just thought of that two seconds ago and it worked!! now, the turtle is gone!!
ian, if you're getting revenue per-click from the turtle, well, sorry.
MY FORTUNE! MY FORTUNE! NOOOO
have some free My Coke Rewards points on me
- 10 points - 10008 22118 32616
- 25 points - 10008 23139 89671
- 50 points - 10008 24318 77291
- 100 points - 10008 25388 44274
What can you redeem these for, anything substantial? Interesting.
So, I think my company is spying on me. The other day when I clicked on the internet, a box popped up said it was downloading some tracking info, tried to click on the box and make it stop, but then it disappeared.
It wasn't like a stupid ie box, it was like a system update box.
Hi Everyone!! It's been far too long - I am taking back my day and stopping in the morning for a large Ezabel with cream and sugar... plus listening to "A Praise Chorus" by JEW - made me miss you all!
HI LAUREN! come join us again! :)
Oh man and let me tell you - JUST as I was scrolling through threads for the first time in a long time -- my BIG boss like boss of bosses come in to my cubicle to ask me for a wedding picture...?! what is the world? lol.
awwww chica, we miss you!!!
Aw thanks... I know I have been out of touch - what's new with you on the West Coast?
why is it so upsetting when someone at the beauty salon messes up? :/
OMG what happened? and YES its totally upsetting!!!
my eyebrows are barely there. it's partly my fault i guess-i didn't let them grow in enough. i haven't gotten them done since december though! *sigh* i'll just look like whoopi for now.
This has also happened to me with threading =(
Whoopi wishes she could rock it like you!
awww lady, im sorry. have you tried the awesome brow powders/fillers from Benefit??
bah, what's the big deal about eyebrows!? As long as you don't have a unibrow goin on, you're good. GOSH
So anyway..
I saw this girl the other day, and she had the cutest eyebrows. True story.
you forgot "friend" lol
For this very reason I was contemplating whether I'm getting my trim w/ my deep condition this weekend. The last time (like three months ago) my locks were butchered several inches =( It's back but, it's the trust issue... who can a gurl trust if not her stylist??? I hope it's something you can still work with, you're beautiful anyway you can rock any style =)
I don't trust any stylist. And it seems that whenever you are trying to grow your hair long they cut too much off. I need to trim my ends but I am afraid. I am thinking about extensions...how great it would be to have my hair curly and half-way down my back again without all this trouble.
you girls need to find some gay men to do your hair. seriously, i found they are the best stylists.
i am fortunate tho, my cousin is my stylist....but it is true, males do make better stylists AND make-up artists. they are able to see YOU as a person. female stylists/make-up artists tend to see themselves...like what they like w/a twist of you.
This is actually really funny/true. My sister knew a brother that did hair really well...it was weird but, sort of cool.
This brother I met last weekend had like the most sexy hair...I gotta say a guy with great hair drives me nuts!!! I harassed him a few times lol but, he's a sweetie and didn't mind.
Really wish we could edit*
aw, man, i feel for you frest, botched eyebrows are worse than a botched hairdo...because you don't have much to work with, with brows...they'll grow in soon!
i'm actually going through this right now, i got my hair highlighted and cut at the begining of february, and it's not that they did a BAD job, it's just that it really doesnt look different, i emphasized that i wanted it to look natural, but i said natural AND different. i never complain about that..but did yesterday and they wouldnt do anything for me. i have yet to find a good sylist around here. i only get my hair done like twice a year...i think i'm just gonna go to NYC or LI from now on.
so it just seems like everyone i know is getting sick. and i'm okay with it as long as i dont get sick. but fantastically my class is cancellled tonight because my teacher is sick so now i have a night free. oh gyeah!
ugh i hate how this cold/hot/dry air makes my skin so dry
my cuticles are just crying out
i keep putting neosporin on them and bandaids and it looks funny hah
Try cuticle oil after a shower. It keeps mine moist just about all day.
or try moving to CA....LOL
saltwater fish, let's go dancing
Forreste! I just saw that you donated to eZabel! THANK YOU! You ROCK!
How can I make paypal email me when I receive money?? I thought I had it set, but I never get emails. :/
ha oh yea that happened a while ago. glad you got it!
we're looking for a designer (accessories)and one resume we got is SO awesome, we're all wanting to meet this guy, i wanted to post his introduction letter but didnt know how fitting it would be, so im posting sections...here's his opening (oh and he talks of himself in third person):
***** resembles that of a pirate residing in the Wild West, who one day dreams of ridding motorcycles. He is a ?’?”, 220 lbs slice of Tom Selleck with a personality that is like two scoops of pralines & cream. He was born and raised in San Diego, California sustaining on coffee and inhaling aerosol paint fumes
Today, ***** voice still sounds the same, but now he uses bigger words (metaphorically speaking, of course). He currently does what he fell in love with, which was a design/art career. He has no particular style to his work; he just loves the idea of creation and the process that his work is created
***** doesn’t believe in future goals because he lives in the now and the future holds many uncertainties. So he will continue to do what he loves and hopes to acquire a harem of beautiful virgins wearing nikes to throw fresh cut roses wherever he walks.
Hire this guy, stat.
seriously, doesn't it make you want to sit down with him and chat a bit? LOL
Would a manager actually hire from that?
Apparently Ty has been going at it all wrong. Ty needs to re-write a cover letter. One day Ty will fulfill his dream of being a beekeeper.. but for now ty is satisfied working with stupid people.
i was thinking the exact same thing, lol. i gotta try the abstract cover letter.
they're artists...in our industry artists are over the top...the more over the top in creativity the best bet your product will kick major booty.
*and we dont know if he got the job....but his resume def was noticed and not passed over.
what a burnout!
you gatta be kidding me. this guy sounds like a total corn ball..."hopes to acquire a harem of beautiful virgins wearing nikes to throw fresh cut roses wherever he walks." gimme a break.
We've been worknig on cleaning out old stuff and clutter. So apparently I had this stack of notebooks from when I was like, 8,9, maybe 10 years old. And they were my story notebooks. All these crazy stories with drawings of fantastical creatures and places and things. I really need to scan them in. I am gonna sit down and read them sometime this week. They are all in Polish and the sad part is that I am probably not gonna understand all the words.
This one story is apparently about a girl living through World War I and there is a drawing of war planes dropping bombs on houses and on another page, a graveyard, a grave stone with a name and date, and a picture of a little girl crying.
that is so neat. i hate clutter and i'm constantly cleaning out drawers/closets....but that is one thing i can't get rid of...all my old school books/journals. its cool to see how much you have changed.
my mom has my gramma's old hand written recipe book. and i just love leafing through it...because it's in her handwriting and all in Italian. (if you ever DO have kids, they will love looking at that stuff)
yeah it was so funny i also found this "time capsule" that me, my sister and a friend of ours created
and in it we filled out a questionaire type thing
and one of the things i said was that i'm not having kids
haha back in 1996.. a wee lass of 17.. and not even close to marriage.. I already knew. lol.
that is fun stuff though I have so many journals and stuff that I have kept, i'm never getting rid of that stuff
UGH i just drove through the worst rainstorm. i seriously don't know how you guys can handle snow.
I know we've discussed wedding/party favors on here before. We're having an office baby shower for one of the girls here next week, and one girl is responsible for favors. She told me yesterday that she went to three different craft stores looking for lace and tiny "victorian" hats to use as favors. She said, 'I hate those favors with candy - what's the point? No one eats the candy.' I said that I'd never met a piece of candy that I didn't like, and that I hate those knick-knack favors that you only throw out anyway. She didn't say anything. Today, I just heard her complaining to someone else how hard it is to make the favors. I don't get it - if it's hard, don't do it! It's not like she's a bridesmaid in a wedding; it's just an office party. And I like candy in favors!
haha i love your response to her. i dont like the favors w/o candy either cause you DO throw them away.
is she against cookies too?
haha - like politically aversed to cookies? That would be funny. "It's like Ross not liking ice cream."
It's nice for a change to have nothing to do and have some time to just fool around at work. lol
LOL! I can only steal time (from myself) extremely early in the morning , maybe a second at lunch ... or really late before bed.
bad news :( Hidden in Plain View broke up. But, Rob Freeman has already formed a new band called The Pilot.
Friday night I went to see a very young local band, p.r.y.d.e., as well as The Pilot at a cafe in Netcong. Nice place and great sound but walking in I quickly realized I was 10 years older than most of the kids there. So weird since I didn't ever think about that happening. It was really funny to see all the younger girls getting their picture taken with Rob and giggling over his presence.
ok guys, i have a question...would you go to a barber to shave you? we grabbed lunch today in this little center and there was this barber shop and we walked by and we saw the barber shaving this man and it was weird it looked like he was going to slit the guy all over. i would be scared.
i dont think i could have anyone else shave my legs. waxings ok cause there's nothing they can use that will slice me open.
im sure this guy is well honed in his craft, I would 100x prefer going to barber to shave me then to get calf implants or my nose redone or some wacked un needed surgery where they ACTUALLY cut you open. Just me though
It's been a long day living with this
It's been a long time since I felt so sick
I took a long walk straight back home
I could've walked back to San Francisco
I used to long for time alone
I used to long for a place of my own
And I'm losing faith in everything
I'm lost, so lost, I'm lost at sea, you see
* E M O W N ' D *
Remember our life?
I did the dishes while you read out loud.
i dont know if i've asked this before, but if i have, forgive me....do your hospitals have valet parking?
hahahahaha, by hospital you mean plastic surgery hospital?
no...those are treatment centers LOL im talking normal hospital. all the hospitals here have valet parking. my friend and i were curious to know if we were the only ones that have valet at their hospitals.
This sounds so nice, I need to come out there hmmmm can't do it in April... Whatever I have a few people I need to visit out there =P
socal? or norcal?
Not 100% where exactly...I'm planning it w/ a friend who used to live out there so we're gonna visit w/ some friends she knew =)
wherrrrre do these friends live?
nah i dunno im not a ambulance chaser! Last few times i ended up at the hospital it was for me so i just got kicked to the curb at the emergency room door.
There are some in north jersey that have valet parking...
a hospital in hunterdon county does.
They do by me.
isnt it the weirdest thing?
haha - why is it weird?
hospitals and valet are just a weird combo...but i can see for the elderly (like you said) but still :P
so what's the tipping situation there? do you tip the valet outside the hospital?
I assumed it was for older people who couldn't walk that far. I can't imagine there would be tipping involved, in that case. (Not because I think old people are stingy, but because the valets probably wouldn't accept singles from elderly ones who could barely walk, ya know?)
In a perfect society maybe but I think most people wouldn't care too much. lol
There is one not too far from me that does, the closest one doesn't though. So some do but not all.
Liam's hospital does
Brian Regan has a skit about this.
No valet parking at the hospital--biggest oversight in the universe.
we were robbed, wheres all the snow
we stole it all! ha ha!
dad and i had to go pick up my littlest sister from work (2 person job cos she can't drive in snow). we're a couple of houses down the road from ours and the car starts spinning. i took my foot off and just let the car slow down. it slowed down all right-into someone's landscaping. :/ no damage to the car thankfully.
Oh no! Glad you're okay hunny...I ran out to the store and picked up a few things then stopped to pick up my dinner around the corner, it just started snowing around 5 ish here but, my girl Nikki says it's been snowing down there since like 2 already accumulating. I guess they're predicting 4-8 up here, my job is so ridiculous though, they won't close lol.
Stay warm, and drive safely if you have to go back out at all =)
*hugs*
today is one of those days where i wouldn't mind jumping into a vat of acid
not the good kind
awww come to CA you'll feel better! lol
I KNOW!!! less annoying humans over there. Hahahahaha
no joke - i just thought about california, and vegas, and the weather, and the dry heat, and arizona.. and the desert...
and literally my worries melted away and i feel 100% better
now actually BEING out there... would be amazing
hey guys, remember:
Absolute Zero
75 Summers
Good For Something
Ophelia
Band From Society
Step 7
Clonepod
Amphora
Jay Karas Band
Any I'm forgetting?
Odd Man Out
Fast in the Daytime
Agatha Factor
Last Perfect Thing
Figg
Guilderbell
oh, and don't forget Ramona Cordova
i just stumbled on this the other day! last time i saw him-he and his bro were playing a cello or something by sliding on it with their feet.
Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five Winters. Seventy-five Springtimes. Seventy-five Summers. And Seventy-five Autumns. When you look at it like that, it's not a lot of time, is it? Don't waste them. Get your head out of the rat race and forget about the superficial things that pre-occupy your existence and get back to what's important now. Right Now. This very second. And I'm not saying, drop everything and let the world come to a grinding halt. I'm saying that you could become a seeker. You could be loving more. You could be taking some chances. You could be living more. You could be spending more time with your family. You could be getting in touch with the part of you that lives instead of fears; the part of you that loves instead of hates; the part of you that recognizes the humanity in all of us. And I tell you, That's where you're fortunate.
great advice
I still have the Absolute Zero Album, GFS Album and a Clonepod Album...
those were the years...
It's amazing how unorganized the state is.
ack! One of my brides just emailed me and she said she is cancelling the wedding, because they got married yesterday!! basically eloped. WOW.
thats a way to save money. LOL maybe she was preggers??
she said P.S. I'm not pregnant! haha at the end of her email
you should email her back and say "i heard you are pregnant, i read it on ezabel"
That's pretty funny, she already knew it would be assumed "P.S. I know what you're thinking and IT'S NOT TRUE" hahaha!
did you get a deposit?
oh yeah and it's non-refundable but still i was looking forward to their wedding it's at one of my favorite locations and they're really fun and good looking haha :)
whatttt ... are you saying they are more fun and good-looking than lauren and i ?? you are no longer my wedding photographer ... i once went to a party and did nothing but recommend you to people and pass out your business card to girls i thought might get married one day
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER
your wife is so hot
haha i'll pass that along
why oh why do you do this to me
the words "more fun and good-looking" are not anywhere in my comment
and i would have been much more disapointed if YOUR wedding was cancelled due to elopement
and.. worried
haha
haha ... yeah i just like to torture you
Crap. I got olive oil on my shirt during lunch. ARGHHHH!
Good! Hahahaha
You're really being a jerk.
Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the darkside shall be complete!!!!
Hahah, yesss.
You fight well in the old style...But you've caused me enough trouble...Now you face...The Shredder!!
I love that line.
yeah, your being a real poopy pants, dan! waaahh
You are an insect among men puny man!!
wait, how am i an insect if i am a puny man?
you really suck at insulting people
you are just fueling my focus to stuff you on the b-ball court.
: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts
Song of the Moment
Isaac Hayes - Walk On By
You know what's really great about waking up at 5:30? Not knowing you have to until 11:30 the night before. YAY!
I missed/forgot about The OC series finale. Can someone post a recap?
There were people doing stuff, there was some making out, a sudden plot twist, some more stuff happened and the end. lol
Perrin?!
lol. Yeah it's been a while.
Or was that just in reference to my comment. lol
NUTS! I was all pumped since last Thursday, I can't believe I missed it.=(
tidal wave, they all die
Just want to say that the "Kids" thread is probably some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. You're all nuts!
Duh!
My noexistant (yet well named) offspring can be friends with your noexistant (possibly adopted Asian) offspring LOL =P
Oh yes...they will be Asian!!
Britney Spears is Dead
i got soemthing in the mail from my high school yesterday.. to verify my contact info .. i'm guessing because the 10 year reunion is comin up
eesh
10 years
This year is my 10 year reunion as well.
'97 represent!
We know there are at least 3 cool people on here.
do you remember in 1997 how you felt about people who graduated in 1987
yeah
we're old
hahaha
Yeah. Haha... I remember my Junior year history teacher graduated in 1987.
1998 here
i got a postcard from my high school, to sign up and be in the "ALUMNI DIRECTORY" ... which is code for "spend $150 to see where people are in life"
so i called up and gave them my info, and they're all "hey do you want to buy a book?" and i asked "did muffy buy a book?" and they said "no" and i said "well, no"
i thought it was an excellent chat, full of brainstorming and creative visions, much like the apostle john from this week's revelation book
3 OLD people, Shecky.
Ehhh, I graduated in '99, so I can't really talk.
Why do you keep calling me Shecky? Is that your pet name for me?
YEAH '99 REPRESENT!!
how has no one taken away your scrolling priviledges?
Aw Dan leave him alone, I think it's festive!
=D
Thanks Liv!! At least someone appreciates it :)
haha... what dan Do you not enjoy the scrolling messages??
Do you remember the good old days where Ian had to put a check box for those who didnt want to see the scrolling anymore?? haha
Holla!
2001 woot woot! haha
WOW are you gonna go? i went to mine and we had a blast! and i got you and broman beat....ive been outta school for 17 years?? graduated in 1990. LOL
socal... 1990?!? doesn't seem that long ago does it?
honestly, it really doesnt. its only when i stop and think of the year i graduated then im like OMG. LOL its weird to think that there are kids that were born the year that i graduated they're like getting ready to graduate themselves. lol
I try not to think about it
c'est la vié It doesn't matter too much in the big picture. :D
I didn't think we are the same age?!
true dat. i guess we are if you graduated the same year. LOL im a youngin at heart still.
you both are old... they probably should put you all out to pasture.
*pwn'd*
wow dunno if i hit middle school by then even, someone makes me feel young :P /runs
wow! this is almost like old eZabel....71 new musings since yesterday...except it would be 71 new musings in a hour back then. haha
English major question:
When you're citing a specific paragraph in a document, do you cite:
a. Reference, p. 7, ¶ 9; or
b. Reference, ¶ 9, p. 7
One of the attorneys and I are having a battle of wills.
i don't know what is correct, but option "a" seems more logical
That's what I think too. College was too long ago for me to remember bibliographies!
This isn't actually an English Major question because we strictly follow MLA format for citations and different subject areas follow different citation guidelines (and which to put first would be one of those small, stupid things that change from guideline set to set). However, logistically, I would say "a" is the better option as you would be following the pattern of other citations (such as for plays you would cite Act, scene, then line).
Did you look to see how the Watchtower (or any of the society's publications) does it when they reference something specific?
Hmm, I'm not sure if I've ever seen a cite like that in a WT article, but I've seen it in letters. I'll have to go home and double check. Thanks!
I think the Kingdom Ministry, actually, would be the best place to check. And since I'm at home, I just checked to see what their citations look like.
Ex: (be p. 44 *4-p.46 *2)
Star is where the paragraph symbol should be.
Thank you!