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Photo Album 1.3

by iwz Oct 17, 2000

I have recently put up that cool Photo Album system I was talking about before. It's got some very cool features: Albums can now have Thumbnails. (You can turn them off if you don't like them.)...

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Facelift

by iwz Oct 28, 2000

Behind the scenes, I've been testing out some new layouts for the site. I've just put up my first try. I also changed the lovely Zabel Family picture to another funny one of us. This one was taken...

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Our first user!

by iwz Nov 7, 2000

Today marks a truly monumental achievement for eZabel. Somebody actually created a username on the site! Yes, we have finally succeeded in capturing somebody's email address and age. We can now...

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New Design Soon

by iwz Nov 13, 2000

Eva Bonner-Bates is working on a new look for eZabel. Hopefully we'll have it up here in a couple of days. Look back for it. Eva made up a few different logos already, and I'd like your opinions on...

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A Disturbing Revelation

by thefunkyfresh Nov 17, 2000

I'm sick of everybody saying that I plagerize...In fact, I feel that it is my duty to let you people, the REAL backbone of ezabel, know that there is some dirty work afoot! As my dad used to say,...

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Got Zits?

by iwz Nov 20, 2000

If you like french fries, potato chips, or cream puffs, I think you know what a zit is. Here's the site of the day, and it's just for you! Zit Land Pop on! Update: When you go to the link, an ad...

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No Need for Recounts

by iwz Nov 21, 2000

At least I hope there's no need for a recount on the new poll system I've just added to eZabel. That's right! Now you guys can vote on stuff such as "Who rocks the hardest? ABBA, ELO, or Dan...

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An Abomination, An Outrage, A Very Special Site

by thefunkyfresh Nov 28, 2000

It's not every day, or in every country that the political leaders are mocked the way they are in the United States. Freedom of speech certainly has been used and abused by the people of this...

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This is no Watergate!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 1, 2000

Funny how life imitates art. Funny how a kitten chasing a ball of string will always make you smile. Funny how you get that vomiting reflex every time Kathy Lee Gifford comes on the tele. NOT FUNNY...

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A Sad Story With a Happy Ending

by thefunkyfresh Dec 1, 2000

Good Evening. This is the 5th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this fine Web Site. Each time I have done so to discuss...

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The Short Of It

by bozo Dec 4, 2000

So basically, what Ian is trying to say is that he would appreciate large lump sums of money, Donations, if you will. So if you'd like to "contribute to eZabel in anyway..." Send your money (or...

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Cashew

by absolutmatkelly Dec 7, 2000

Ahhh yes. The weekend is approaching and Ian searches for people to be envious of him. Alas, no one cares. He may think he is big time, but he is not. Peoples of the nations join with me in singing...

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UNEMPLOYED!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 7, 2000

Ok folks...today, the sad news arrived. My company, the place of employment where I have toiled frivolessly for the last few months, went out of business today. At the office this morning, my CEO...

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Dean's House

by thefunkyfresh Dec 13, 2000

Some of you have probably already heard, Dean is looking for a roommate for his new house. It looks and sounds really awesome, check out some pics of it here! I wouldv'e put them up on the main...

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Back on the job

by iwz Dec 18, 2000

Cancun was awesome. BG and I both came home with a nice tan. Well, I actually came home with a bubbled-up-sunburnt nose and forehead. My entire face is gonna peel off any second now. Hopefully,...

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They Might Be Giants Interview

by iwz Dec 21, 2000

There is a new interview with the kids from TMBG over at Slashdot. They are asked questions about being musicians in the age of the Internet, and some creative questions as well. Check it out if...

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A.Z. in da place 2 be

by thefunkyfresh Jan 22, 2001

Sadly, the Absolute Zero show planned for Saturday, January 20th was forced to cancel due to the inclement weather. BUT! The good news is this...we still have another show planned for the Saint in...

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Hey Kids, It's Absolute Zero Time Again

by flomojopoanode Jan 31, 2001

We are playing at Club Bene (now called Club Krome, directions here) on February 2nd. It's a bigger venue, with food services, and people of all ages can come and see us. It costs about 10 bucks to...

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I REMEMBER

by bing Feb 6, 2001

This is my first news item. But I just wanted to say that I remember when Ian was a toddler and he was able to run free. Run Run little Ian. He'd run and run and remove clothing and run and remove...

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Novel One-Liners

by bing Feb 10, 2001

These are the 10 winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, wherein one writes only the first line of a novel. It is held annually by the English Department at San Jose University. "As a...