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New Dashboard CD

by skaorsk8 in Music Talk Aug 20, 2003

ok, Brian, I know you hate it...but I want to know....YOUR thoughts...

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Your Favorite Kids Books

by bozo in eZabel Book Club Aug 21, 2003

I remember reading the book "Where The Wild Things Are." I might have been Ian's favorite book but I remember liking it regardless. If you haven't read it by now I suggest you make it to the...

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You know you're addicted to eZabel IF . . .

by walkngplaygrnd in General Chat Aug 22, 2003

You are intrigued by the use of the ellipsis ". . ." . . . You refuse to get up to go to the bathroom without checking the musings ONE MORE TIME . . . You have an odd reverance for ian just because...

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In loving memory of --> I LIKE BIRDS

by toxicgirl in General Chat Aug 26, 2003

So the big scandal is Thai got suspended for the willful neglect of using the reply link in musings. We have all learned an important lesson here. So now that the suspension has been served, lets...

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Google News Alerts

by deanh77 in Geek Chat Aug 28, 2003

Go check this google alert thingy out: http://www.google.com/newsalerts You get a daily email with any news articles that match your search criteria. I've set up one for any news about Jehovah's...

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if you like funny comedians...

by barrytoastmen in General Chat Sep 4, 2003

this is a really funny audio clip by drew carey and the times we live in and the holidays that are viewed as christian. click here

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What are they thinking?

by kabulkabulkabul in General Chat Sep 4, 2003

Next time you butcher a sentence in front of your friends or even while giving a talk, remember these quotes, which will inevitably lessen your embarrassment. How people can mess up so bad on...

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Best 6 months ahead...

by ilikebirds in Sports Sep 7, 2003

Well thursday was the true kick off... with the AMMAAAZING j-e-t-s jets jets jets ( yes they did lose.. shut up..curl up.. and die)... Anyway sunday was the real deal. What a better way to start it...

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Beat Team in the NFL

by ilikebirds in Sports Sep 7, 2003

... This year.. there's no real stand out.. is there... I mean nothing like the Cowboys of old.. or the Rams a few years back...who were just plain dominate... Now... I really dont see an extremely...

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N F to the IZZLE

by thefunkyfresh in Sports Sep 9, 2003

man, i love football! seriously, it's the best sport ever invented. i also love the fact that ian made me a moderator on the sports forum. ian knows sports, and so the fact that he chose ME to be...

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my new buddy!

by kabulkabulkabul in Music Talk Sep 13, 2003

just got this bad boy in the mail today...ian has seen it and experienced its aura as he was there for my historic trip to the mailbox. check it out, its awesome....

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GIANT chokers...

by ilikebirds in Sports Sep 15, 2003

haha.. ohh man.thats why i love football.. one second.. i'm sad.. next second.. bryant gets an illegal procedure.. da bills ( bill parcells) tie it.. and then WIN. woo hooo... good game... man.. da...

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Jobs. College Major. Career.

by ilikebirds in General Chat Sep 17, 2003

Whats everyones majors or minors... ? Or PLan to be Majors or minors... ? Growing up I wanted to be a marine biologist but... I'm now doing something close to it... COMPUTER SCIENCE. I'm not sure I...

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Who is the most beautiful asian on the planet?

by skaorsk8 in Macking Sep 18, 2003

FEMALE pictures only. I dont' want to see Jackie Chan's ugly mug.

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giants win!

by kabulkabulkabul in Sports Sep 21, 2003

yaaaay 24-21. it was an intense evening at fridays there huh.

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random question

by forrestina in General Chat Sep 22, 2003

Does anyone know what the American Indian tradition is called where they enter the teepe shut the flap and just sit around the fire and just sweat? It's for cleansing-to release bad energy or...

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What is it about Asians?

by tinser in General Chat Sep 23, 2003

Is it Ty and his friends having a fun weekend? Those japanese kids from the last dance video? Or is it some random kids out to prove that asians really do have more fun? Well, whatever you...

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Favorite Songs All Time

by jollycandyman in Music Talk Sep 24, 2003

Im kind of ripping off the other thread, but deal with it. It doesn't have to be your "most favoritest" songs but just songs you really, really like right now. Mine are.......... Fake Plastic...

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Who wants to date a rap star

by ilikebirds in Music Talk Sep 29, 2003

Check this email I just got.. hahaha who would really want too..? Promise of wealth.. maybe even fame... and very athletic children... comme onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . haha. Hey- It's James the Casting...

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MLB Playoff Predictions

by kabulkabulkabul in Sports Oct 3, 2003

Sorry a little late...make your baseball predictions ALDS Yankees vs Twins Yankees in 4 Red Sox vs. A's A's in 5 NLDS Giants vs. Marlins Marlins in 4 Cubs vs. Braves Cubs in 5 ALCS Yankees vs. A's...

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Photo Album 1.3

by iwz Oct 17, 2000

I have recently put up that cool Photo Album system I was talking about before. It's got some very cool features: Albums can now have Thumbnails. (You can turn them off if you don't like them.)...

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Facelift

by iwz Oct 28, 2000

Behind the scenes, I've been testing out some new layouts for the site. I've just put up my first try. I also changed the lovely Zabel Family picture to another funny one of us. This one was taken...

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Our first user!

by iwz Nov 7, 2000

Today marks a truly monumental achievement for eZabel. Somebody actually created a username on the site! Yes, we have finally succeeded in capturing somebody's email address and age. We can now...

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New Design Soon

by iwz Nov 13, 2000

Eva Bonner-Bates is working on a new look for eZabel. Hopefully we'll have it up here in a couple of days. Look back for it. Eva made up a few different logos already, and I'd like your opinions on...

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A Disturbing Revelation

by thefunkyfresh Nov 17, 2000

I'm sick of everybody saying that I plagerize...In fact, I feel that it is my duty to let you people, the REAL backbone of ezabel, know that there is some dirty work afoot! As my dad used to say,...

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Got Zits?

by iwz Nov 20, 2000

If you like french fries, potato chips, or cream puffs, I think you know what a zit is. Here's the site of the day, and it's just for you! Zit Land Pop on! Update: When you go to the link, an ad...

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No Need for Recounts

by iwz Nov 21, 2000

At least I hope there's no need for a recount on the new poll system I've just added to eZabel. That's right! Now you guys can vote on stuff such as "Who rocks the hardest? ABBA, ELO, or Dan...

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An Abomination, An Outrage, A Very Special Site

by thefunkyfresh Nov 28, 2000

It's not every day, or in every country that the political leaders are mocked the way they are in the United States. Freedom of speech certainly has been used and abused by the people of this...

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This is no Watergate!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 1, 2000

Funny how life imitates art. Funny how a kitten chasing a ball of string will always make you smile. Funny how you get that vomiting reflex every time Kathy Lee Gifford comes on the tele. NOT FUNNY...

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A Sad Story With a Happy Ending

by thefunkyfresh Dec 1, 2000

Good Evening. This is the 5th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this fine Web Site. Each time I have done so to discuss...

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The Short Of It

by bozo Dec 4, 2000

So basically, what Ian is trying to say is that he would appreciate large lump sums of money, Donations, if you will. So if you'd like to "contribute to eZabel in anyway..." Send your money (or...

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Cashew

by absolutmatkelly Dec 7, 2000

Ahhh yes. The weekend is approaching and Ian searches for people to be envious of him. Alas, no one cares. He may think he is big time, but he is not. Peoples of the nations join with me in singing...

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UNEMPLOYED!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 7, 2000

Ok folks...today, the sad news arrived. My company, the place of employment where I have toiled frivolessly for the last few months, went out of business today. At the office this morning, my CEO...

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Dean's House

by thefunkyfresh Dec 13, 2000

Some of you have probably already heard, Dean is looking for a roommate for his new house. It looks and sounds really awesome, check out some pics of it here! I wouldv'e put them up on the main...

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Back on the job

by iwz Dec 18, 2000

Cancun was awesome. BG and I both came home with a nice tan. Well, I actually came home with a bubbled-up-sunburnt nose and forehead. My entire face is gonna peel off any second now. Hopefully,...

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They Might Be Giants Interview

by iwz Dec 21, 2000

There is a new interview with the kids from TMBG over at Slashdot. They are asked questions about being musicians in the age of the Internet, and some creative questions as well. Check it out if...

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A.Z. in da place 2 be

by thefunkyfresh Jan 22, 2001

Sadly, the Absolute Zero show planned for Saturday, January 20th was forced to cancel due to the inclement weather. BUT! The good news is this...we still have another show planned for the Saint in...

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Hey Kids, It's Absolute Zero Time Again

by flomojopoanode Jan 31, 2001

We are playing at Club Bene (now called Club Krome, directions here) on February 2nd. It's a bigger venue, with food services, and people of all ages can come and see us. It costs about 10 bucks to...

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I REMEMBER

by bing Feb 6, 2001

This is my first news item. But I just wanted to say that I remember when Ian was a toddler and he was able to run free. Run Run little Ian. He'd run and run and remove clothing and run and remove...

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Novel One-Liners

by bing Feb 10, 2001

These are the 10 winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, wherein one writes only the first line of a novel. It is held annually by the English Department at San Jose University. "As a...

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This crazy night

by punkprincess Jan 10, 2002

Wow, first time writing in the journal, how SICK is this?! First, i just wanna write that ian ROCKS for putting this in here! Well lets see, today is Thursday January 10th! whhhhiiiiiiiich means,...

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Super Sunday Sunday Sunday! (UPDATED)

by thefunkyfresh Jan 17, 2002

Oh man, I'm so jealous! As many of you know, I work in the marketing department of the prestigious toilet company, American Standard. And over the past couple of weeks I've been hearing about a...

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if i could then(happy ian?!) i would

by punkprincess Jan 22, 2002

So, im making a cd...and i would like suggestions. I wanna keep it all relitively the same type of music...so heres what i got so far: Last Night- The Strokes Never Let You Down- The Verve Pipe...

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A story of matty

by mattyatty Jan 28, 2002

Its been too long since ive been on ezabel, so here goes nothing,... This weekend i bought a new bed, its like 8 feet off the ground, they lent me a ladder ... i feel like an elf. Just call me...

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Essay - Week 2

by thefunkyfresh Feb 2, 2002

The following essay is my commentary on the 1979 paper by Carl Sagan: "Can We Know the Universe?: Reflections on a Grain of Salt" In the universe we live in, we are constantly awed by the...

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Teenie Bopper Love (Or Is It?)

by g.f.s.rocks Feb 11, 2002

I was in class today and a discussion came about on how some people turn to actors, musicans and artists as idols or even looking to be like them. It got me thinking though that, if every teenie...

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Finding My Kind...

by bennybergs13 Feb 11, 2002

I dont think anyone here can relate to this at all but i just came to a realization of myself. I'm mixed, meaning I'm korean german and swedish...And i never see people with an Asian and european...

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Things Learned This Weekend

by tesoro Feb 24, 2002

-1 year ago today my sister got married -little italy rocks especially if you can speak italian -sleeping in a car really isnt TOO uncomfortable -6 people in a 2-door accord is -all bethelites are...

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instant kharma on I-80

by thefunkyfresh Mar 7, 2002

a story of how i walked the road less traveled, then achieved instant kharma on I-80 East. I was on my way to school today and had chosen to listen to some softer music a little louder than usual....

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It's All About the Journey

by skaorsk8 Mar 12, 2002

Have you ever thought about those books, the self-help kind that are always preaching about how the destination really isn't important, it's all about how you get there? I never really thought that...

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Scotch Tape

by ilikebirds Mar 13, 2002

So i bought three more dvd's yesterday... THe wedding singer, sweet november , and the iron giant.. anyhow it's funny that all of them had labels that said " Security Device Do no Tamper" (...

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Asian Power

by ilikebirds Mar 20, 2002

Don't pick your lip because you think there's something stuck on it... You can rip skin and bleed like it's the new cool hip thing to do... Happened to me... however it healed within like 5...

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Band of Conquerors

by murphy Apr 4, 2002

Down in a small town, not very far from here, In a beatup bar that served tea and warm beer, Played a band of men spun up from the past, Who played punk music hard, loud and fast. A guy named Alex...

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Ghetto Princess?

by punkprincess Apr 18, 2002

So, all of you know me as the "punk princess" and well, most of you didnt know me about 4 years ago when i was more into the ghetto fabulous way of life. For the past couple weeks, ive had some...

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W.H.I.C.S.I.C ( I used Ians' Acronym)

by ilikebirds Apr 24, 2002

Wow. Mindblowing, Life changing trip of a life time I met the coolest people. The stupidest people. People that will live long lives. People that will swim around in the lake of fire. People from...

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Cruising Around the World

by thatdarngirl Apr 24, 2002

I went on a big boat last friday (correction, they're supposed to be called SHIPS not BOATS. I happen to like the word boat better, though). It was nice because it took me away from all the chaos...

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Time for more Poetry

by sux2beme Apr 29, 2002

Have You Ever...? july '89 Have you ever seen the sun in the middle of the day Towering over the earth with its soothing rays? Have you ever seen the clouds billowing above Reminding us of softness...

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Its over.....

by mattyatty May 9, 2002

Well Ive got my dress shirt on still, and my long black coat from the presentation today. I went to bed at 4:30am last night, Ive had 3 cups of coffee, ....... and before today, I dont think I ever...

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9 Years and 11 months...

by ilikebirds May 15, 2002

Things LEFT to do before turning 30 Pull off a sick 720 misty flip Hang Ten off a surfboard Eat Fried Chicken and Waffles for breakfast Ride a horse named Nectar Pull off a wheelie on a Ducati...

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Mission Possible

by ilikebirds May 28, 2002

So ... It was sunday night..about 3 in the morning and We all were about to leave the "fiesta" . I had to go fishing in 2 hours.. 5am , or so i thought. Anyway upon exiting an argument ensues. IT...

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Comment by rocksupastar

Oct 4, 2001

thanks ian for the picture on the right.

💬 Comment on news: Night Court

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Comment by rocksupastar

Nov 12, 2001

you STINK IAN!

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Apr 18, 2001

Ian if you are reading this right now you are the biggest nerd everrrrrrrrrr!!!! Nothin but love man!

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Comment by bing

Mar 12, 2001

Neato, iAnWiLlIaMzAbEl

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Comment by clarryd

Mar 25, 2001

hey ian yeah man sounds like your going through computer withdrawl but hey look at it this way we both have something in common we are both gettin a new car this week yippeee... but your's is faste...

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Comment by flomojopoanode

Mar 27, 2001

hey diana, that picture is pretty cool!

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Mar 29, 2001

i love the picture of you reading cosmo ian...BUSTED!!

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Comment by raerae

Apr 1, 2001

IAN IM GONNA KILL YOU! hahaha, when i called and you're like, did you see the page, i updated it! i was all excited i thought you had made it look all techie cool, and then i see that...i'm like,...

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Comment by ballyhoo

Apr 4, 2001

very nice quote, ian!!

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Comment by deanh77

Apr 9, 2001

Ian, does your mom want to kill you all, or just turn you into white trash?

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Comment by katiedid

Apr 19, 2001

Ian....which one are you? ;)

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Jun 7, 2001

i just hate to see a story without a comment posted, and I like to test you (ian) on how fast you find these things.

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Comment by ballyhoo

Apr 19, 2001

Oh yes, I love that superhero Rouge. What?? Does she blush you to death?? Or maybe she will kick your butt with a giant eyelash curler!! C'mon Matt, where are your X-men skills?? ROGUE!!!!!!!!!

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Comment by katiedid

Jun 5, 2001

lampas47.jpg looks pretty funny, Ian

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Jul 29, 2001

Ian and Mikayla.... congratulations from the bottom of my heart! i totally didn't see this coming!

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Comment by idme21

Aug 15, 2001

Ian, I can't wait to see you, and I am the 1st to post a comment on this story.(hahaha, I am a dork - that is what you would say, Ian - I love you)

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Aug 28, 2001

ian... i SAW that!

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Comment by katiedid

Sep 6, 2001

such a cute "ring" shot, ian. Awwwww, you're gonna make me cry - LOL

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Comment by rocksupastar

Sep 11, 2001

i agree with you ian, today is gonna change alot of things for everyone....

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Comment by punkprincess

Nov 6, 2001

eZabel is an amazing site created by the intellectual genius of Ian Zabel. It grabs ahold of you & never lets go! LAUGH, CRY, JUST VISIT EZABEL!

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Juliana Theory, Hopesfall, and more

by iwz Sep 05, 2003

Initial dates for The Juliana Theory, Hopesfall, Count The Stars and Celebrity tour have been announced and shape up as follows: September 03rd Providence, RI - Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel September...

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Scandinavian Fest

by theremin Aug 31, 2003

Good thing I came back from ole Britannia for awhile, so I can enjoy the 19th annual Scandinavian Fest in Stanhope, NJ ..seeing as I shamefully missed it last year. An all-day culture, history and...

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Mike Doughty Acoustic Solo

by theremin Aug 20, 2003

This is my favourite singer/songwriter, from my favourite band. Mike Doughty, former frontman of Soul Coughing has a show coming up at Maxwell's. I've seen him on a number of occasions, and he's...

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Grandaddy & Super Furry Animals

by theremin Oct 04, 2003

Californian band, Grandaddy and Welsh band, Super Furry Animals are coming to NYC, in October. Saturday, October 4th, 8pm @ Irving Plaza Cost is $22.75 Ages 16+ OPENING ACT: HOME Tickets can be...

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Brian Regan - Caroline's SOLD OUT!!!!

by flomojopoanode Apr 29, 2004

**If you didn't already order tickets, you will not be able to, Caroline's completely booked solid. Sorry everyone in my group, we took to long organizing, so we missed out.) laugh your butt...

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Deep Purple-Joe Satriani-Thin Lizzy

by aviator Aug 18, 2004

Deep Purple with Joe Satriani and Thin Lizzy appearing PNC Bank Arts Center on August 18th

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Brian Regan in NYC

by flomojopoanode Dec 09, 2004

Brian Regan at Caroline's BRIAN's WEBSITE: http://www.brianregan.com Caroline's Comedy Club website: http://www.carolines.com/indexnew.htm MORE INFO, WHEN I GET IT.

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Scrapbook

by englandkid Jan 05, 2006

This is not technically an event, but in a way i am inviting you to do something (just dont tell Ian). Dan and Lauren have a book that they want their close friends to write in. I have this book in...

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Argentinian Tango Lessons

by Unknown Jul 28, 2006

ever wanna tango the night away? i ofund this in the papers and its gonna be soo great. so there is a two hour lesson where they teach you all the steps and different versions and then following it...

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Pittsburgh/Oil City Trip

by iwz Nov 9, 2000

Wow, this seems so long ago. This is when Brandon, Chris Nelson and I went out to PA for a weekend. We stayed at the Jacoby's (before Len got married) for a day or so, then went down to Pittsburgh...

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Diane's Graduation Party

by iwz Feb 11, 2001

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Mustangs Tour

by iwz Jan 9, 2002

I have no idea what this is all about, but here are some pics of a few friends sitting on this horse thing. From the left: Candace, Mikayla (my fiance), Liam, Amber, Hayley, Kieran, and Dave.

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Ian and Mikayla's Wedding

by iwz Apr 29, 2002

March 16th, 2002, the owner and Lord of eZabel was married! haha. So these are the only pictures I have of the wedding, and the ones that I have of Mikayla and I aren't really that good. Oh well....

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dinner at the campfire

by iwz in Camping 1999 Feb 12, 2001

Starting at the far left and going clockwise: BG, Brandon, Ian, Sheryl Hendrix, Steve Kent. I think we were eating chicken cooked on the campfire.

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crossing...

by iwz in Hike and Canoe Trip May 8, 2001

Ian dropped his Palm Pilot in the stream somewhere. Everyone searches tirelessly for it. Crossing the little brook by the waterfall along the trail. Notice Mikayla's sandals.

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aah! get away!

by iwz in Jessica and Dave Lampus' Wedding Jun 5, 2001

Liam attacks Ian.

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hi!

by iwz in Jessica and Dave Lampus' Wedding Jun 5, 2001

hey baby, it's me, ian, your one and only true love

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