Comments by alex

that was not haiku not enough syllables, dude man, you suck at life

HAHA! you wish. even if i did let you catch me, im a crazy little son of a gun. you would have a tough time with that.

uh...yes. he definately can. and not even because he is that fast, but just because you are fat and slow.

yeah, but that big fat guy can still run faster than you.

i know all the best seifeld quotes by heart. very few can quote it as well as me.

what? that's not the point, moron. anyway, i would bet money that cant run the forty yard dash in under 6 seconds.

just shut up about your stupid physics. nobody cares. give me 100 times to hit a baseball thrown by a professional pitcher, and i bet i will eventually hit one, and i ma not even a professional ath...

HA! IG-NANT! you really no othing about football. plus there is way more talk in the media about baseball players on steroids than there is about football players. and at least if the football play...

conversation between george and his parents in "the sniffing acountant" episode- Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you...

haha

yes to each his own. just don't say that it takes more talent to play baseball than football. it just simply isn't true. "Most football players are huge and can't move that well." this is the d...

this is so dumb. "baseball fans are passionate about their sport." football fans are just as if not more "passionate" about football. that's why people paint their body's their teams color, or get ...

*gasp*

probably about half of whatever i type on ezabel gets deleted.

i know, but this one was actually really good.

yeah we were all making fun of that.

i saw that too i think. was the one where it started with like a going away party for a kid named rob or something, then there was an explosion?

why not?

i didn't notice any either. but even if it did, who cares? the plot wasn't the most important part of the movie. the creators of the movie did an incredible job of creating something that is entert...

lol. me first and the gimme gimmies are awesome!

dry martini. three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.

ahhh, an excellent movie. it was really quite brilliant. they kept the plot simple. the dialogue was good, and not corny. the humor (although slightly corny, but only as corny as a movie based on a...

frank costanza is my favorite character in seinfeld. the arguments between him estell are classic.

FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the hen. So, WHO'S HAVIN' SEX WITH THE CHICKEN? GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time....

oh man, i saw o.a.r in phillie once...worst concert i have ever been to. their fans were all a bunch of college frat boys, getting smashed, and pissing all over themselves. and the music sucked.