Comments by alex

eeeeeewww

once you cut off the carotid artery blood stops flowing to brain and you go into a state of euphoria. so getting strangled is actually better than drowning.

from now on taking a dump will be refered to as "a workout session"

i really want to go. let me now if we can get tickets dude.

that's what she said.

no, a title wave. a giant wave of book and song titles crushing you. god...heat must be gettin' to me.

nah, then you don't get to see it coming. death by a title wave! now that rocks.

exploding collars? that's not even a real thing.

you're always on ezabel. does that mean you don't leave your house. i happen to be at work right now.

jumping ontop of a grenade to save a crowd of people. or backed into a corner with a heavey machine gun each hand taking out as many of the 100 guys that shooting the crap out of you as you can.

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

HAHAA! yesssss...sweet victory.

saves the day "shoulder to the wheel" love this song!

belly dance? brotherman would be great at that (you know, with his huge belly and all).

or we could just kick you out, and they would all come flocking.

yeah but your mom does.

yes it does have it's uses. like attracting the ladies.

what are you gonna sit on me? i'll roll you down the nearest hill.

well you did create it, so that explains a lot.

HA! i have seen you at the gym twice, tubby.

the bar must be pretty easy for you to lift by now, seeing as you carry one around stuck up your butt...ALL THE TIME! OH!

when im at the gym my goal is to fail. i pummel my body and lead it like a slave. i want to put on as much weight as possible, so i eat as much as possible. i completely exhaust myself every day by...

HAHAHA!!! i can just picture it.

lol

but isn't hunting just for the sake of killing or sport unscriptural? the reason i ask is because in a state like nj, getting a hunting license, buying a gun, and all the other stuff you have to do...