Comments by jollycandyman

He wrote like 30 comments all dealing with poop, i love it. Its great

I actually have it worse. I apparently look just like Matt's cousin Jimmy, and he doesn't even go to Bethel

No i just found out my dad was on under my name and wrote all sorts of stupid things, good ,great, wonderful!

I didn't write that either, someone logged on in my name and wrote all these stupid things. But they're all so funny so i cant complain

Who the heck wrote this? Someone must have logged in under my name. Although it is a pretty good idea

The person who saved his poop says you could have made a pinata with it!

O.k. here's the defense from the person who saved his poop-- he was planning on hanging it from a tree branch with a piece of string, being sort of a "poor man's" pinata, saying it had pieces...

And it all makes perfect sense now

Soory, im a real idiot, but do i know you?

I remember that. The truth was i really did know how, i just liked it when people did it for me

That'd be great, it would be fun just to get the manager to ask us to leave, because we're making a scene

Im actual the same amount Italian as i am English, so does that mean i dominated myself for 400 years? And then when i fell i regained control of myself

The worst thing is your too young too enjoy it

Im a big hit in the over 70 range in my congregation. They all think i look like their dead husbands. Its so wierd

LOL. The worst part was that the audience was giving you tips on which one looked the best

Oh i got a good one. Once my mom had a part at the meeting and i went up with to say one thing like "Jesus" or something. So after i did this i started sucking my thumb, because i did until i was ...

My grandma had a bee's nest in the groung in front of her house, so me and my brother decided to throw rocks at it and the bees were going crazy. So i told my brother to get a towel from the house ...

I was playing on scaffolding once, when i was at work with my dad. I was pretending to be a fisherman and when i was pulling a pretend fish out of the water I fell off the scaffolding, did 3 flips,...

ALright the jolly candy man would appreciate no more comments like this, because those type of comments disturb the jolly candy man, OK

One time when i was real little, i jumped off the couch and there was a stupid pin cushin lying on the floor. I landed on the pin cushin and a pin waent rght through my foot and i was wearing socks...

I know matt has some funny stories about a cowboy suit

That's such a lie there's no way that ever happened outside TV

Been waiting 10 minutes for approval, what kind of place do you run around here?

Whats not great about it? There's everything you could ever ask for.

How about that fear factor? Hey, Hey, Hey?