Comments by jollycandyman

and i was baptized on April 20th, it wont be too hard to remember the date for me

so option B isn't too bad then, its C you have to worry about

the second worst thing is expecting to bite into a crunchy pickle and its actually a piece of duke

for a long time i had a crush on this really wierd girl who was 10 years older than me. She was like almost a psyco, i was a wierd kid. i drank alot of kool aid

ooohh, sorry man, is it because of the lyme disease?

haha, the 3rd story made me laugh out loud, is that the guy you were telling me about one time?

i still tear up, when i think of john ritter's work in problem child 1,2,3 and 4

oh yeah could i look any sexier? I think not

The orange CD right? Its so awesome isn't it, i like the funky bluegrass song on it, such a great CD

Definately Guster's "Amsterdam", i had the CD oon my trip out west. In fact id probably hate the song otherwise

hahahahahahaha, ok

im glad you posted this on here and not the music forum, because i probably wouldn't have found it

ooh, so stylish i kind of am looking forward to sliding down it

i never heard of it, is it similar to my scenario?

yeah you have to tell jokes, and there is always an awkward silence followed by people shaking their head in disbelief and spitting on you

Which would you rather? A.Have this strange disease that makes you hilucinate and think your in a bathroom, especially when your in public and giving talks at the meetings. B.Have every joke you ...

now this chese grater? Juts how giant is it?

I thought of another type of tap, bwahahaha. On snap

or maybe when he's the hulk you could just rub his belly, then when he stats to turn to bruce you shoot him... with a candy gun

its a little like the hulk. i saw the movie and it was kind of boring because when he was the hulk nothing could hurt him at all. bullets just bounced off him-it was aggrivating

Some of the ones are so annoying. I got sick of them after the 3rd one

what are these plates made of they seem expensive

Id play by myself in the basement so Id creat players alot. Id build a whole team with me as the best player and id get 1000 some goals in a season

you should have said the "P" word

aahhh thats when he drank the dehydrated water right? thats classic