Comments by jollycandyman

There were probably 20 stories awaiting approval, but Matt deleted them so he could get #500

Coldplay's new album is reallymainstream. Its too overproduced for me

My ezabel self is better than me too.

How come everyones always anti-soda? Its too gassy or acidy everyone says. I haven't exploded yet.

Another annoying thing about movies is the price of soda! Its rediculous that you pay 4 bucks for a size cup you get at mcdonalds for a dollar

I saw Bond- it was sooo cool. see that.

It kind of annoyed me how in every fight scene, the camera jumped around too much and you couldn't keep track of which one was Jackie. Jennifer Love Hewwit was stupid in it too. But the movie was p...

I just got Radioheads Amnesiac. Its alright. i dunno its a little too wierd for me

Yeah, so how is this news?

From then on he continued to act like he was 7

And i just remeberred NFL Blitz

Are you kidding me? I probably playey Nintendo 64 more than any other system. Perfect Dark was probaby the best shooting game ever. NBA Showtime was an awesome game too

You know who is the all-time worst? Bill Walton, every gme he goes on and on about how powerful and how much finess Shaq has. It drives me crazy!

THIS STORY IS INVALID! I am on at school as we speak!

You didn't capitalize Matt either! How dare you!

they forced you to watch a star wars movie? Did you have a class on it?

You forgot to capitalize Jehovah. That's like the worst thing you can do.

No, no it didn't. We are all now stupider for reading that. Thank you very much.

But do want to know the wierdest part of all the dream? I knew all the words to the song, then when i woke up i didn't

Its even better when you have a dream that you did something really bad, I had a dream that i peed on my principle's leg and i got expelled. And when i woke up what a relief!

I never said I did that, I was just saying you could imagine waht it would be like if i did.

I'd probably tell mom to put you up for adoption.

The best is when you go on Ezabel.....naked. ANd you start talking to people and htey don't know your naked . It's purely the best.

Hehe. I bust a nut laughing everytime I read this

I can't believe that no one said this already. But I completely disregard the use of TP altogether.