Comments by jollycandyman

Yeah, but it fgot the story into the top ten. So ha.

Actually i made up half the story, but the colors of the sweater is true

Alright i made the story a little more meaningful. Enjoy.

Yeah pink really is overated. Its like a gay person's red

Okay guys lets start putting down some colors. Come on. Chop chop.

Ha, so your the really bored one

I am actually really surprised it got any views. ARe people really that bored?

I really wanted to know peoples favorite color. Is that so wrong?

I want to be one of those old guys who yell at people to get off his driveway.

That is the grossest thing i ever saw. Wors than the time my grandma fell out of the tub.

Well it just snowed, so your story is just plain sucky.

so there is really no where to go with that one.

There's one thing wrong here. Once you become a grandparent you may be back in diapers.

that is officially the worst blond joke ever created in human history.

skinny dipping in January

im gonna scream

Im serious help me

guys im lost how do i get outa here?

Once someone said happy birthday to me. I was so nervous that i threw up all over their shoes.

id rather just stick to my old lady walker, thank you very much

Im allergic to all cold things: snow, ice sleet. especialy sleet. Sometimes when i have a cold drink i break out in hives and have seisures and convulsions.

Im actualy alergic to snow, thus i dont mind the lack of it

yep

i bought her entire selection of bathroom towels and made over 300 types of carrrot cake

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