Comments by ilikebirds

Sorry i didn't read it. but i read the comments.. so i'm guessing it's good. maybe one day when i'm not busy i will read.

One time i went fishing and used a fishing pole

i have a friend with a pole in the basement... WHAT? .. i'm kidding like jason.. unless you gonna do it. AND apparently you DID... one time i was swinging around a pole and bashed myself in the f...

what is wrong with that story? so goood. i need to be a short story novelist.

oh snap. remind me not to say " what oh?" around you . i dont want to be killed yet still able to write on ezabel

like milk and stuff?

whats wrong with that.. dancing in public is considered weird ? i dont think so. you're jealous. you want to be me. you want to be a male asian.

you all are weirdos. go get some help.

thats not a stupid habit. sheesh.. who doesn't sing loudly when just walking around. people do it all the time. funny you mention it though.. the other day i was in an italian pizzeria odering 48 d...

what are you talking about... your the weirdo. you weirdo

Back about 4 years ago, I had this stupid habit where i would take poland spring bottles and fill them with evian water. I used to do this about 5 times a day. Until one day an evian water delivery...

so what happened to the scaffolding. thats what i want to hear more about.

I tend to urinate a few times a day capped off with a nice number dos (equis)

I hear it's more fun if you're on drugs too.

Should the hare sleep during his race with the tortoise. who knows. maybe the hare really was that tired and might have had a hangover from the night before.

Hey where's REHAB... no way.. they took them off the list. argh. where's naz and the fam. snap. talking black again. haha.

muppets are people. what are you talking about .. people having hands up their back? what.huh??

Man, hey you're gonna be at the IBS group meeting this friday and saturday night. I need to learn some new tricks from you.

sweet lady ... won't you be mine.

HAHA you kinda nailed EMo music to the tee. Whiny women voices. But i'm not going to knock dashboard or any other emo thing. as whiny as it is...some songs are good. i think. Anyway i was...

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One day i was fishing at the beach, it was a long frustrating day without any catches. That was until i finally felt a tug on my line. 4 hours into my day and there it was... THE FIRST LINE TUG. ...

what that story rocked.. haha I still have yet to post my BULLFROGFARTO story... that story was the best ever.

One day i was sitting around and decided " Hmmm I need A little light in this room, maybe i'll turn on my lava lamp" and So i did. I waited quietly and patiently as i waited for the lava lamp to ...

As i walked through the forest. Thoughts of fear and terror trembled me. But there he was. the prince of all piranha's. I dont know what he was doing in the forest. and i wasn't sure how he was abl...