Comments by ilikebirds

hmm if i was katie i dont know what to think... 1) all this sexual tension between mike and jen.. might not be good.. because one day they would act on it 2) jen and mike are going to fight to the...

J lo called me last night... thought i'd mention that. she needed someone to rub oils on her for he pre show warm up. I sent her in the other direction.

good one. never heard it before. thanks champ !

you know whats wrong with you ... ? Your name is crab cakes.. it's just not appealing. change your name.. then you'll be ok.

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT : <p> <big> You can handle the truth

hmm can i meet this girl. hahaha .. sorry i didn't read the story in depth.. i just read the "s" word. thats it. i apologize.

I have a poem : I love the kingdom halls. I love the chinese walls. And all the malls.

whoever said that " I like birds" is is not not in the eating sense. I eat what i like. If i like you.. i'll eat you.

Yea i was shopping for a suit in woodbridge and suddenly all i hear is " WHOA WHOA WHOA LIKE WHOA " I turn around and see this dude running Arnold in RUNNING MAN... and BLASts off into the macys.....

again mel isn't that good. my chin upside down with a cleverly drawn face can act better.

please he's horrible. my thumb with a cleverly drawn face and eye balls can act better. ugh.

I was there when you ran into a pole... hahaha you're so bad

OH yeah .. well I'm PLATNIUM laced with diamonds. take that !

seriuosly what is jenny lo thinking...? benn affleck? ugh.. he's just a lanky white boy... geez.. I'm so much better for her

I hated signs... wasn't what i was expecting.. i wanted to see the invasion and every die and screen.. holding there small intestines in their hands and swinging their large intestines around like ...

yea i'm with you on that. my parents rarely bought me a game. once in a blue decade.

I can care less about video games. to me they are just a 30 minue to hour diversion from something. i play for a little bit. i recently just bought a playstation 1 .. which is old.. and i rarely ev...

the worlds most handsome man fanning me... while you feed me grapes.. sounds great. i love the kelly house.

i would like it if you stopped referring to me as a "her"

What? you dont stop at stop signs. thats so dangerous. you so dont need a license. anyway .. you share this license day with me... because i too got my license... ducati 750 monster here i come !

haha good one. man, wish i came up with that. you beat me to it. apparently i'm not as witty as you.

always comforts me in time of need. a little blindfold skinny dipping.

I feel terrible for people with manic depression and bi polar problems. I wish they could be my friend . we's go hang out for a day. i wonder if i can make them feel better. or just make them feel ...

matt when are you going to make some rice and feed me ? and while your feeding me grapes rachel can trim my hair .

Speaking about letters, I have a story to tell about letters. One day I was sitting in my room pondering over whether it was safe to have a shot of vodka just after I had taken a benaydrl. Well I ...