Comments by ilikebirds

i take off my shirt and then proceed to move my knight to position G6, and depending on the opponents move i usually move bishop a3 to position k7

i wouldn't describe it as awesome... i mean funny.. here and there.. but awesome ? no way... dumb and dumber was awesome.

he was a cannibal. i think i left that out of my story.. but while running he kept saying i like human meat.

dan, i entered all the right info. you stinl. you are the worst ad lib creator ever

Remember how lame and hairy you were 98 years ago, before you knew about Ezabel chickens that were growing so left femur you could barely throw up them? It seemed as if there were no good shoes --n...

well all the good POLLS are made by me. the rest are made by ian and matt.

horrible. it didn't work. spacing was all wroung. the verbs didn't come out right. just wrong !

yea but you called yourself cute.. makes no sense.

i know i am but what are you.... blehhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm not sticky but rather quite elastic and bouncy and you are very sticky like that of a glue substance. so whatever you say bounces off of me and...

i dont know what it is that you speak of.

whatever ...maybe while mike is beating the mess out of you i can just jump in and land a couple of roundhouse triple flip kicks into your neck.

shut your mouth. i meant to say YOU CAN.. it applies.

question is.. who wears fur anyway... it just doesn't appeal to me.. nor does a woman who wears fur.. it's just so big and poofy. whats the point. like if was going to a pimp festival in las vegas....

i can't say. it will cause a ruckus and trouble. and inconvenience us. plus.. i wouldn't be able to pimp around anymore.

What women want was wild with wonderful overtones. i like the movie. but it wasn't him that made the movie good. anyone could have made the movie good. like i said. my thumb

no thats not a good idea " crabs" spoken like the way you "SPOKE IT" has a connotation as if you're speaking of the VD... and well who wants that...

yea well i'm taken. so no.

clearly i'm just joshing and pulling her chain a little bit.. her chained needeed to be pulled. whose doesn't... mind hasn't been pulled in awhile. i'm sad.

yea whatever , you want me. get in line at the end.. .it's over there around the corner.. make a turn at the light.. walk down four blocks..cross the bridge... make a left at the second light.. hop...

whoa whoa whoa.. you're going to hades for that.. you called ian "God" with a capitol G ... oh my . oh me.

thanks sport. <span>

SCREW TWIZZLERS... i make mouths happy !

yea i'd like the both of you to go all out. i love fights. fights rock. especially when it's guy girl fights.. girl girl fights are even better. but guy girl fights rock...

i like that i have inspired you. but please... tuna fish.. come on now.

oh whip deee dooo... i hate you...