Comments by ilikebirds
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I have a new diet plan im trying to sell. It's the Pham Punch Diet. You hire me. I follow you around. Whenever you think of eating too much I punch you. My last girlfriend lost 200lbs!
If your were jessica alba.. i'd marry you so fast
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Hey I was wondering do you have any Storage units for sale?
RAY LAMONTAGNE - CRAZY ( gb cover) Awesome cover of the song especially if you're a RAY RAY fan
Your wife called. She wants you to actually give her some attention once in awhile. I told her to wear a gameboy dress. She said OK
hulk - pretty bad... but gets points for a hot looking jennifer connelly daredevil - pretty bad.. but gets points for a hot looking jennifer garner spiderman - pretty bad.. and gets no points for...
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "This is the first time I've seen a grasshopper in here, do you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "Your kidding, ...
If you want them to not hate you... Nintendo DS LITE! BIG LEAGUE CHEW! THOSE SHOES THAT HAVE THE ROLLY WHEELS ON THE BOTTOM OF THEM???? What is that.. why does every little kid have that.. i'm jus...
I think the spiderman movies have been the worst comic movies to come out. Long boring stupid. and Krusten Ugly Dunceton .. ugh. a young sexy fammke janseen would have been sweet. ANyways tha...
seriously... As a professional I can't look at it any longer. Message me when it's gone. I QUIT!
ian... bluntly.. remove the side stuff up there.. that search and comments and topics. doesn't belong. coming professionally. put aside that you hate me and one day our kids are going to wrestle