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it's a dead man's line, thats what it is

in thread Fried Bannana · Food
Oct 12, 2003

well. now it's all so...clear!

in thread Potatoes · Food
Oct 12, 2003

whehhehe! sometimes guys are really bunk, but usually not.

Oct 12, 2003

dude, i heard they're called Slayer now.

Oct 12, 2003

dan. i will feast on your brains.

in thread Fried Bannana · Food
Oct 11, 2003

this man's post should be marked informative. i did the research and he is correct.

Oct 11, 2003

for some reason the rejects who do the polls NEVER have MY type of answer as a choice. i vote, but i know it means nearly nothing in the grand scheme.

on poll
Oct 11, 2003

i'd appreciate a translation, homie.

Oct 11, 2003

you are so correct. macking on ezabel is retarded! it's not even proper macking. it's geek macking. whatever happened to calling a girl and telling her she's fly?

Oct 11, 2003

okay, we're getting off topic...we need to get back to fixing our kazaa's so we can illegally download hundreds of mp3's

in thread Kazaa Problems · Geek Chat
Oct 11, 2003

it's fbfiveohv3 now, julio. has been for a long time.

on news Bowling
Oct 11, 2003

i don't know, frobro. but i think it's funny that a girl can put up a forum dedicated to the image of another girl and it be cool and the gang. but if i had a forum dedicated to sayyy...ashton ku...

in thread Angelina · Macking
Oct 11, 2003

OK--WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A TALK!

Oct 11, 2003

i like ezabel. i can't comment on how it was before i came. but i can see a marked change even in the short time i've been around. i hope the influx of new ones isn't making the older ones upset...

on news hay guys
Oct 11, 2003

dude, whenever you start to feel down behind the wheel, just picture me smiling! and then picture me mooning all the wussy disastrous drivers out there who make driving expensive and dangerous for...

Oct 10, 2003

woop woop, big mouth alert! tell us what happened! why tease?

in thread Potatoes · Food
Oct 10, 2003

okay, we're getting off topic...we need to get back to fixing our kazaa's so we can illegally download hundreds of mp3's

in thread Kazaa Problems · Geek Chat
Oct 10, 2003

SEE?! people sometimes tell me i'm a bad driver. but they don't know that deep inside the chaos and seemingly unmeasured decisions and negations of my driving is a complete yet invisible CONTROL ...

Oct 10, 2003

sometimes, whether or not i was supposed to be at school or not, i'd have a drier sheet in my shirt or in one of my pant legs. i'd pull it out and show everyone. we'd laugh and then we'd sort out...

on journal A Fool
Oct 10, 2003

now THIS is criminal. you an ONLY use plantains! you can't make those bastardized platanos and feel good about yourself!

in thread Fried Bannana · Food
Oct 10, 2003

yes. it is not a vedgetable.

in thread Fried Bannana · Food
Oct 10, 2003

Yes, I do, actually. I stink at bowling, but I loving doing it. I think I bowled a 94 or something. S'funny--brifiveohguy was a screen name of mine a few years ago.

on news Bowling
Oct 10, 2003

whrew! i cackled so hard for this one here. my sister came in and was like "whats your malfunction?"

in thread Kazaa Problems · Geek Chat
Oct 10, 2003

and where did YOU come from?

Oct 10, 2003

yeah, we definitely can. this is so over.

Oct 10, 2003

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