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danzel?! like danzel washington? wow...

in thread puppy love · Macking
Oct 21, 2003

those were the days. how many years ago was that? i think you should have a ten year anniversary!

on journal Two-Tone Army!
Oct 21, 2003

the place is found at 240 Sullivan Street (Bleecker/West 3rd) in the Village! um, the other stuff? elvis: pb/banana/honey/bacon fluffernutter: pb/fluff cookie dough surprise: pb/vanilla crea...

Oct 20, 2003

double woof for me! i'm scottish/irish, puerto rican and who knows what else!

Oct 20, 2003

magnum is gonna get his wig flipped by this stone cold sk8er.

Oct 20, 2003

i fly below the perv radar! i'm invincible!

Oct 20, 2003

DUDE! Tony Kanal punked you! he was like "if this milk-dud says one more thing to me, i'm gonna shred his entrails!" i talked him out of it. but his wife said if she see you ever again you're a...

in thread First Crush · Macking
Oct 20, 2003

i don't even think they use flour! because it's said animal bones are crushed up in it to make that stark white color.

Oct 20, 2003

you got that right, boss! only SOME vegan food is edible. muffins? no.

Oct 20, 2003

crazy flick. loved all the camera work. the characters i loved were Boris the Blade aka Boris the Bullet Dodger and Bullet Tooth Tony. OH! and Cousin Avi! the soundtrack is classic too.

Oct 20, 2003

*hangs self with modem wire*

Oct 20, 2003

a muffin made without any kind of animal additive whatsoever, even on the molecular level.

Oct 20, 2003

yeah, BFF. whatever happened to that? now dan is off bitterly gyrating himself on tacos.

in thread First Crush · Macking
Oct 20, 2003

knock it off with the nationalism already. we're all mutts!

Oct 20, 2003

that is the all-time WORST SHOW EVER! jessican simpson is a worthless human being. nick is the only slightly redeeming quality. every time you kids watch that dumb waste of money, film, time and...

Oct 20, 2003

yeah, you're right, the acquisition of shi'ar technology wasn't til later. i really don't know where the loot comes from. i'll check it out tho.

Oct 20, 2003

he's a nice, respectable, smart and bitter lad

in thread First Crush · Macking
Oct 20, 2003

it's rarely explained. but in the comic he had connections to an alien race he encountered during the pheonix saga through a chick he loves named Lilandra. the race was called the Shi'ar that pro...

Oct 20, 2003

yeah. me, dan, a dark room, a tire iron. dan, say hi to my tire iron.

Oct 19, 2003

i could totally hear [in my head] a talk wrapping up..."and brothers when rendering the marriage due, remember Noah and how he had to get his serve on over and over, every single day for many decad...

Oct 19, 2003

Tony Hawk Pro Skater, wee one.

Oct 19, 2003

and i bet you Noah got sick of it. he's like "i'm tired! so tired! i'm tired of haaaavvvving sex!"

Oct 18, 2003

yeah, dude, what a sunshiny nugget of cheer! the sky you decribed makes me think of smog, but aint it just so pretty?! my day is going pretty well too. enjoy.

on journal morning
Oct 18, 2003

HAHAHAHA. brief and to the point.

Oct 17, 2003

the <b>Professional</b> [aka Leon] was an amazing flick! a strange relationship between a hitman [jean reno] and a little orphan [natalie portman] is explored! the local mob is operated out of a ...

Oct 17, 2003

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