Comments by fivezero

"suicide with a knife apparently." READ, confound you!!! they're gonna do some tests and find out exactly what went on. foul play isn't suspected at this time.

are you telling porky pies aka lies? i haven't heard anything about this. i've seen petitions addressed to New Line to make one. but one isn't in the works at this time. if it's gonna get made ...

he sure did. can't imagine it was as funny as sam's. he had a huge audience

<b>updates</b> * Jeff Vintar (I, ROBOT) will write sci-fi adaptations of Y: THE LAST MAN for New Line and Isaac Asimov's FOUNDATION trilogy for Fox. Shekhar Kapur is attached to direct the latter....

wow! and here we thought you were going for the wrong reasons!

...this is the song that doesn't ends yes it goes on and on, my friend. some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

NONE SHALL PASS!

and sometimes i enjoy an ice cold bass ale

thanks, dan. thats helpful. that doesn't mean i won't give you a stiff arm if you run near me.

i think he means your mama

okay okay. i'll be honest here. i went to go do long division and i had to sit there for like 5 minutes and remember how to do it.

girl, did you use windex on those pants? because i can see my self in them.

i've had both. but fluffernutters are ALL work. you chew and chew and chew! theres no fun, just a jaw ache. peanut butter and jelly on the other hand has that light cold fruity jelly taste that...

i know! i know! you are adorable in the cute, special, inspiring and wonderful ways that girlfriends tend to be! whereas, dan is adorable in that 'aw poor thing' type way.

ohhh mannnnn, a hidden camera! thats GREAT. imagine if it was a closed circuit camera and theres some old dude in a broom closet with a bunch of TVs, watching everyone use the bathroom and pressi...

feels like you have no bones

did your wife run and get a pair of shorts for you to wear or something? or didja just lie there naked whole time?

this is the funniest story EVER. even better than my plunger story.

it's DAMSEL, super-illiterate man

yeah, i never even thought of that. i don't think he's a criminal tho. who knows?!

aint he adorable?

i sleep in almost every day because i work later in the day. this makes for late nights unfortunately. can't wait til i find a REGULAR job! i need a normal schedule. this schedule sounds cool, ...

-water -various juices -skim milk -large eggs -rye bread -cereals [fruit&fibre/cheerios/peanut.butter.crunch -lean chicken cutlets -barilla instant tortelini -tomatoes -roasted red pepp...

i like 36 a lot. ever since i was young. and the times 11:11 and 1:11 always seem to follow me around. i went thru a peroid where i'd see at least one of those times on a clock every single day.

you can't possibly be this dense. he meant ONE bum getting ONE dollar from ONE HUNDRED people. silly goose.