Comments by fivezero

oh, she does. i heard her. on the dance floor.

"Violent video games are okay" YAY! I agree with all of these. No controversy.

banned. all of 'em.

HAHA!

don't fall into that cesspool of egos and opinions! if there's something stupid going on i'm usually there, but NOT THIS TIME!

I see London, I see France? Oh my.

Applebees. *wretches* The only thing edible there is the quesadilla burger.

R. Kelly?

uh-oh. you're gonna get it.

i'd eat that

something i make often... pan sear thin cicken cutlets in a little olive oil, with basil & garlic cut up cucumbers, peppers, and red onions. throw 'em in a bowl with some yogurt or whatever ...

some girls are funny that way. it usually means they have an issue with rejection orrr they've never been rejected and they don't know how to act. and this is true of many witness girls-- they pu...

Oh, hush

Oh my. I'll have to see about that, lol. Dono would look cool in a fedora. You'd have to be some kinda femme fatale.

i'm starting to think you're an assassin and you blow in and out of town assassinating people.

urrrbody in the shrub gettin' tipsy!

oh, you said it, sista

Anyone see that Sad Kermit thing? So sad.

My first inclination was to want to flick a spoonful of acid on beyonce, but upon further consideration-- the video is silly and tongue-in-cheek enough for me to chuckle and not be completely appal...

is it me? or are you not accepting ez messages?

i'm all done! check out the finished "Dick." it's in the journals.

Here's the finished product. My second movie. Wayyy different from what I'd intended to do. I didn't get the location I wanted and my lead guy didn't show. I ended up shooting it in the back of...

nikki was quite hot. no two ways about that. but paolo... he's like Antonio Banderas and Gael Bernal Garcia, all rolled into one. nikki wasn't a very good actress, i don't think. paolo was bett...

you always come back to lay down the poop jokes.

my cats name is Jazzy