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pink frogs..hmm..how on EARTH is that explainable

Jun 17, 2004

awesome website!....like..super professional looking..nice color scheme too...i'm assuming you're going to soon add a section for like, packages and pricing for your customers to see and stuff right?

on journal FREE MONEY
Jun 17, 2004

are you hitting on me?...

Jun 17, 2004

i have a few forums i steer clear of..but..the macking forum is NOOOTTT one of them...i literally,(and this may be a record)have NEVER ONCE stepped foot in the sports forum..not once..and i're rare...

Jun 17, 2004

....man ya'll are wack....hey!..i got a forum ideaaaaa

Jun 17, 2004

hahaha..no..i'm not a sports fan at all actually..i just said "i'm a cowboys fan" because the cowboys aren't even a baseball team..it was <i>supposed</i> to be a joke!..i wore, umm..what did i wear...

Jun 17, 2004

yup, age old military tactic - wait until your oponent is out of amo, then go for the kill.... &, haha, believe me, if you knew me better there'd definately be a couple things you'd find to make...

Jun 17, 2004

nah...i'm a cowboys fan

Jun 16, 2004

my boyfriend's a rockstar - so that makes me like, a diva right?!..I'm soooo cooooooolll!

Jun 16, 2004

i paid so little attention to the game, haha...i was just sitting there admiring the pretty grass...yo that "whyyyyy are you gay" chant the crowd had going was harsh..i feel sorry for whoever they ...

Jun 15, 2004

i just read your screen name all the way through for the first time ever....

Jun 15, 2004

i think they were all homosexual

Jun 15, 2004

yeah..ever since the macking forum started to die i kinda slowley loose interest in ezabel..lol

Jun 15, 2004

lets here it for stereotypes!!...wooo hooo!!...anybody wanna see some baby pictures?..i here photos of lil aisan 2 year olds playing in the dirt roads of thiland is a big turn on for the ladies

Jun 15, 2004

i don't get this one....explain

Jun 15, 2004

Look at me!!..I'm Brian Valentine!..I'm addicted to the ego boosting thrill that comes from making sarcastic, yet intellectual sounding statements about everything and everyone!...mu hahaha, bow to...

Jun 15, 2004

So I was eating some fruit loops the other day(w/chop stix of course) and realized that, if i pursued it, I'd probably be an AMAZING break dancer - why?..Well - you know those pointy triangular hat...

Jun 14, 2004

My 2004 Wish list: I wish,I was aisan...I wish - Brand New would stop their silly screaming and just SING...I wish...Bryan would stop giving me the run around and just marry me..I wish....Hello ...

Jun 14, 2004

So, I just submitted my resume to Victoria's Secret, in hopes of becoming their first male wonder bra model..might as well take advantage of my luscious man-boobularness...katie's gona be so proud ...

Jun 14, 2004

yyyyup....good analogy indeed

in thread Idiot! · General Chat
Jun 14, 2004

yeah i've never really heard her talk or anything..except for in her idiotic songs....but..if i could, like, inject her w/some intelligence,baptize her, and like, convince her to stop trying to mak...

Jun 14, 2004

see!!!!....i'm not the only one that's hip to the curnal's tricks

Jun 12, 2004

yeah but he'd never actually bring it in..and never quote anything either...he just likes bickering basically...simple minded fella

in thread Idiot! · General Chat
Jun 12, 2004

he says the man's covering it up is a part of a conspiracy that's goal is to take our reasoning as far from the bible as possible, because, the bible supports geocentrism...rrreeeeetard

in thread Idiot! · General Chat
Jun 9, 2004

yeah like, seriously, i wanna hit'm.....stupidity of this level deserves bruises...like...look @ the earth&the moon...the earth, being a lot bigger than the moon, has a lot more gravity, and so, th...

in thread Idiot! · General Chat
Jun 9, 2004

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