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Happy Monday

iwz by iwz · Dec 11, 2006 · 7,722 views

My company moved from the 3rd floor to the 1st over the weekend. This is like our 5th move in the same building. We're in a very very tight space now. Basically, we can't hire any new employees or they'll have to sit in closets or something. hehe

In other news, this site's pretty dead recently, huh?

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December 11, 2006, "Happy Monday" post, iwz mentions the company's fifth move to a smaller space due to downsizing. The discussion that follows is dominated by jokes about the company's financial struggles and iwz's dry humor about the layoffs. A few users, such as socalgal and superhero, offer more serious advice and support, while others, like juicymango, engage in heated exchanges about grammar and Tyra Banks' comments on body image. The conversation remains lighthearted, with users sharing personal anecdotes and humorously describing their lives...

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juicymango #139 juicymangoOG 2003

seriously, is there a better song recorded in history than 99 Luftballons?!?!

NO!!!!

socalgal #139.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHHA I saw the video this morning on classic vh1

juicymango #139.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

YES!! something to Youtube this morning

juicymango #139.2 juicymangoOG 2003

forrestina #138 forrestinaOG 2002

good morning from lindsay's house!

thefunkyfresh #137 thefunkyfreshFounder

de-de-de-desperado why don't you come to your senses

thefunkyfresh #136 thefunkyfreshFounder

oh no, they cancelled the OC! how will we cope!?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/ap_en_tv/tv_the_o_c__canceled

i've never seen this show but i know some on here watch it

socalgal #136.1 socalgalOG 2003

THANK GOODNESS!!! that show was only good the first 2 seasons....like in a lame way but then it just became unbearable to watch...i think i stopped watching after the 2nd season. now if you want real OC drama watch Laguna Beach...those little bitties make you want to slap them! LOL

iwz #136.2 iwz

NOOO

How could this happen to meeee?

theremin #136.3 thereminOG 2002

The OC's been over ever since Mischa Barton's been gone as far as I'm concerned

juicymango #135 juicymangoOG 2003

o i forgot to mention last week we had dinner at someone's house and it was an extra special occasion becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... they had a turducken!!!

it was so interesting

we had talked about getting one for a REALLY long time and i have been fascinated with the stuffing of a chicken inside of a duck, and the duck inside of a turkey

so now i can say i have eaten a turducken

we even got a cake that said "Happy Turducken" on it hahaha

web-toedchloe #134 web-toedchloeOG 2001

My car's in the shop today, so I brought the DS to play while I ate lunch. Bad idea. Tetris is beckoning me from my drawer...

juicymango #133 juicymangoOG 2003

i really love the band Placebo

yay #133.1 yayOG 2004

apparently im an idiot
continue on everyone, no opinion of mine will be found here

juicymango #133.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

no, why did you show me this!?!?!?!?

iwz #133.2 iwz

♫♪ a friend in need's a friend indeed ♪♫

g.f.s.rocks #132 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

BTW - I know this belongs in the TV/Movies forum, but just wanted to let everyone know, if they are into any of these shows:

Season Premiers (in date order)-

SMALLVILLE - 1/11 @ 8pm
24 - 1/14 & 1/15 @ 8pm
LOST - 2/7 @ 10pm
HEROES - 1/22 @ 9pm

superhero #132.1 superheroOG 2004

ohhhhhhhh i can't wait for Jack Bauer to kill Sauer.

flomojopoanode #131 flomojopoanodeFounder

would anyone like to buy some brand new, unused, 2007, size 9.5 Burton Ions?

I want to give my friends of EZABEL the first shot.

socalgal #131.1 socalgalOG 2003

did you get the board yet?

flomojopoanode #131.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

no, not yet

coreyfeldman #131.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

how much to you want for them.

They might be too big for me i normally wear a 9

flomojopoanode #131.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

they are 9.5 mens, I'm only asking what I paid for them. Something like 200 ish. I gotta look it up for the exact price.

coreyfeldman #131.2.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I'll pass, they are going to be a little too big.

i don't like broken ankles.

flomojopoanode #131.2.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

you should go to a snowboard shop and try on a pair, dude. Then get back to me. There are inserts for your ankles

iwz #131.3 iwz

Size 9.5 women's or men's?

coreyfeldman #129 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

so I have my performance appraisal today at 4 and I am stressing about it.

I feel sad all my accomplishments for the year fit onto an 8.5x11 sheet of paper, sad.

juicymango #128 juicymangoOG 2003

eh.. alright here is something

this is my brother, my dad, my husband, and our friend

they love the Wii

magnum #128.1 magnumOG 2001

ok so where is the 2 bottles of soco that they polished off before you filmed this?

juicymango #128.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha.. this was right after the assembly on Saturday, and i'm prrrretty sure there was no alcohol involved, just pure unadulterated Wii love

juicymango #128.1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

plus, this kind of stuff happens ALL THE TIME and this time i was quick enough to go and grab the camera. I had to look for it too I missed a good 2 minutes of the beginning of the song. hahaha

socalgal #128.1.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

it was just all pented up from the assembly huh? they finally exploded. haha

yay #128.1.2 yayOG 2004

There's something about that childish kindergarten music after each tennis set that gets me going everytime.

iwz #128.2 iwz

LOL

...

LOLOL

yay #128.3 yayOG 2004

GUHGUH GOLFING GUHGUH GOLFING GUHGUH BOXING GUHGUH BOXING GUHGUH TENNIS GUHGUH TENNIS GUHGUH GOLFING GUHGUH GOLFING

superhero #128.3.1 superheroOG 2004

i find kevin jensen so cute and bubbly

socalgal #128.4 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that was SOOOO rad!!! i LOOOOVE how your dad was all into it too!!!

yay....good job representin the element!!!!

yay #128.4.1 yayOG 2004

haha it's all i wear these days somedays i don't even realize im a completely full suit of element

socalgal #128.4.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

HOT! well let me know if you want more t's, fleece whatever k? i can ship it out to ya guys.

superhero superheroOG 2004

that reminds me of also needing some tees

are you taking credit card numbers, or only cash :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you can let me know what you want and paypal me the moola and i can ship it out. :)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

ooh sweet... i could use some new threads.. soon.. haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

just let me know chickadee!!!

juicymango #128.5 juicymangoOG 2003

everyone remember to RATE this video so we can get on the front page of Youtube and get famous. STAT!

1.Wii
2.Video Camera
3.???
4. PROFIT

ha

iwz #127 iwz

District Convention: Jersey City
August 24-26

magnum #127.1 magnumOG 2001

brooklyn july 4th weekend what what! bk in the hizouse! And we found out yesterday, probably the earliest in the country top that!

superhero #127.1.1 superheroOG 2004

uh dude i got you beat by over one month

magnum #127.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

the official announcment isn't supposed to be till the week of the first, check the km

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

I think it says "the service meeting" the week of the first.

web-toedchloe #127.1.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

That's also the most packed because a lot of people have off from work that friday; No parking, tight seating.

malibu #127.2 malibuOG 2001

really? maybe you guys are actually with us this year. ya know, seeing as how we share the hall.

juicymango #127.3 juicymangoOG 2003

wow, i wonder if this means no more philly?!

I would be so happy just to hear the words "no more philly"

hmm i can't wait to find out where ours is

it better not be at Turnersville a.k.a. snorefest, that assembly hall is so boring! After going to Stanley Theater most of my life nothing else compares

I mean it's a nice assembly hall and perfect for its purpose but NOTHING compares to Stanley Theater!

superhero #127.3.1 superheroOG 2004

stanley theater is NOTHING compared to newburgh

newburgh has seats like a brand new movie theater, with extra leg room

juicymango #127.3.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

wow wow i must check it out. Yeah, leg room would be nice at the Stanley.

superhero superheroOG 2004

haha, maybe they should renovate ..

that was a JOKE, people.

thatdarngirl #127.3.1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Newburgh has the greatest seats ever.

beachbum #127.3.1.3 beachbumOG 2002

newburgh is the most comfortable hands down, but as to beauty and artistic merit, nothing beats the stanley. not even all the granite in newburgh.

thefunkyfresh #127.3.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

what's wrong with philly? i always liked philly, easy drive there, new clean facility, air conditioning, plus you're in a city with stuff to do after

juicymango #127.3.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

I loathe Philadelphia. I'm not sure why. At first when I moved down here I kinda liked Philly but i just thought, eh, I like New York better. And I loved living close to NYC and just being able to go there any time. And I think I started to miss that more and more. And now, i have actual hate for philly. I don't really know why. Maybe it's all the reports of murders and "city in crisis" specials on the news. Maybe it's because the news people for Philadelphia are dumb and annoying. I really don't know why I hate it so much but I just do! If I never have to step foot in Philadelphia again, I'll be happy.

New York has structure to me, I know it pretty well, and I like the subway system even. Philadelphia annoys me. I don't know it, and I don't like it. haha.

is it rational? NO! Do I hate the ask the question and then answer it yourself kind of speaking? YES! Do I do it? YES. Why? I don't know.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha... too funny

no it's true, philly is nothing compared to nyc, every thing closes early and is closed on sunday unlike nyc, it's impossible to find even a deli open sunday morning. plus the bums are so annoying in philly. but i do think it's a good place for a convention, plus there's always fresh prince of bel air reruns and at least 3 will smith movies on tv at any given time

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha true, true

yeah i think it's just because I love New York and I'm so far from it :(

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well it's a good thing you're going to reading then, cuz ya know... reading... come on, serious metropolis right there

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah. BUSTLING.

haha

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha - I feel the same way. A couple from our hall keeps asking us to go to the Philly art museum with them, and I don't think I can because I miss the Met so much. There's just no place like New York. :(

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

my mom says there's some pretty great museums in philly though... i'd like to check em out

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alexOG 2001

the Philadelphia museum of art is as good as the met. the Rodin exhibit they have is awesome...and they got those steps that rocky ran up in rocky 1.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my mom says that too. this one's her fave: http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp I haven't been there yet.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 forrestina

I have been to the mutter museum, its actually a very interesting museum, if your into medical things and stuff... It was a studying museum for all those learning about the medical field and for surgeries and stuff, but now its outdated for that, so they just turned it into a straight medical museum...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

I was just there yesterday. Cezanne to Picasso exhibit is almost over-you should try to make it there if you haven't yet. I especially liked the Americans in Paris exhibit. (Oh and on a sidenote: I saw Ethan Hawke there with his children. Hello hottie!!)

yay yayOG 2004

IMO cities, are nasty. Except LA was pretty cool.

theremin #127.4 thereminOG 2002

First year since I've been alive my Cong. won't be assigned to a Convention in Philly. 'Twill be quite a change. We got the announcement of Jersey City tonight. It was a funny sight watching everybody turn to each other, like ... wha?? wow .. . hmmm wow

superhero #127.5 superheroOG 2004

Mine is Jersey City, NJ -

May 25th - 27th.

My friend Steve is getting married that Friday evening - I'm in the wedding

That weekend is the Senior PGA Championship - I'm supposed to be there - (Kiwa Island, South Carolina)

Perhaps I can clone myself.

g.f.s.rocks #127.5.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Mine is Jersey City, NJ -

May 25th - 27th.

My friends Kristi & Garrett are getting married that Saturday - I'm not in the wedding, but am invited to it.

I guess they thought they were good when the dates were choosen because who ever had an district convention that early? Oh well... I guess I will be visiting your convention Ian, Sat def... Sun, depends how the wedding goes...

thatdarngirl #127.6 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Jersey City
August 17-19th

fivezero #127.6.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Yup. Same here.

thatdarngirl #127.6.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Really? That's kind of odd..

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Nah. The shuffling that's going on is HUGE. I can't wait to see all the old and new peoples.

socalgal #127.7 socalgalOG 2003

ours is ALWAYS in the LBC (long beach convention center) just a matter of finding out what day.

juicymango #127.8 juicymangoOG 2003

Ours is in Reading, PA August 10-12

Reading, PA

where is that..

juicymango #127.8.1 juicymangoOG 2003

http://www.readingpa.gov/

okay it kind of has a little bit of personality and looks, so that's good

if we're gonna have to spend a weekend in a city i've never seen before it better at least have something interesting to look at hahaha

thefunkyfresh #127.8.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

that is FARRRR... i drove out there once, took like 3 hours

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OMG i could not imagine having DC 3 hours away. ours is only 15 mins. away

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

I think Hackettstown - Reading is probably closer to 2 hours or less. It's only about 50 minutes from me.

coreyfeldman #127.8.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Mine is in Reading July 6,7,8.

theremin #127.8.3 thereminOG 2002

60 miles northwest of Philly. Strangely enough, the first year I don't get assigned to Philly and get assigned Jersey City instead, I might be moving to Philly, the first year there's no Philly Conventions and wind up going to Reading Convention. Ironic.

forrestina #127.9 forrestinaOG 2002

we're in Reading sometime in August. I've been away so I have to get the dates from someone tomorrow.

g.f.s.rocks #126 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Wow... it will be 6 years since I have been an ezabel member this year... where has the time gone... what happend to the random musings on the front page...

iwz #126.1 iwz

haha, the random comment.. forgot about that. good times

beachbum #125 beachbumOG 2002

I made it into the official maine house polar bear club! chilly.

socalgal #124 socalgalOG 2003

i finally purchased an ipod!! i know im behind in times. LOL

fivezero #124.1 fivezeroOG 2003

you'll never go back. i look at my CD collection and chuckle every now and then. i remember carrying my CD case around and fearing losing it. this is the way. although... some folks might endorse zune or that new samsung dealy.

socalgal #124.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

yeah im so tired of that, carrying the CD case, etc. there's like CD's all over my car too! i cant wait. i got an awesome price on it too!!!

web-toedchloe #124.1.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I remember the fear of losing CDs too. I remember thinking, "It's no big deal if my car is stolen, but my CDs, oh, I'll never be able to replace those." It's peace of mind knowing they're waiting on an SD card on my desk at home for whenever I might miss them.

superhero #124.2 superheroOG 2004

wow welcome to 2004

socalgal #124.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

hahaha shut up! i had an mp3 player but nothing that held more than a 100 songs. and besides i had other important things to spend my money on....clothing, shoes....shoes and more shoes...LOL

thatdarngirl #123 thatdarngirlOG 2002
iwz #123.1 iwz

Monkey hates technology
Robot hates the monkey

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#123.2 brothermanOG 2004

Oh man!! LOL! That was hilarious when the Robot threw the Monkey off the building.

fivezero #123.3 fivezeroOG 2003

the dude from SNL who did Lazy Sunday made this. i like him. maybe i'll just BE him-- by wearing his skin on my face!

iwz #122 iwz

MIKE

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#122.1 brothermanOG 2004

...is gay

rocksupastar #122.2 rocksupastarFounder

IAN

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#122.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

...is cooler than Mike.

superhero #121 superheroOG 2004

ok what's the closest snow within 2 hrs?

magnum #121.1 magnumOG 2001

no where, this year stinks

superhero #121.1.1 superheroOG 2004

ok let's bump it to 3 hours.

magnum #121.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

you mean besides the fake man made stuff on the mtn? I was in vermont last weekend and they only had fake snow and thats 4 hours for me, maybe 3 for you

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brothermanOG 2004

Go to Colorado. They have like 4 feet of snow.

socalgal #121.2 socalgalOG 2003

mammoth just got a few more inches of fresh powder...

rocksupastar #120 rocksupastarFounder

Winnar of the Devil Dog Eating Contest 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbIJ7d00WlA

socalgal #120.1 socalgalOG 2003

psssst.....its spelled with an "E" - WINNER....go back to school...

rocksupastar #120.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

it doesnt matter. im still pretty.

yay #120.1.2 yayOG 2004

the stupid is not available for your wisdom right now call back never

socalgal #120.1.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHHA

*oh and i forgot, im not live yet on xbox. one of the IT guys here is hooking me up with one.

socalgal #119 socalgalOG 2003

UGH why must vacations fly? i dont want to be here today!!

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#119.1 brothermanOG 2004

Waaa...Suck it up!!

socalgal #119.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

hahahaha a little bitter i got time off?? lol

*how was it without the kiddlings???

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#119.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Maybe.

Boring. I have no life without them. No one likes me. Haha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

awwww really? i thought you mentioned you had a new lady friend??

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i think he meant boyfriend....

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brothermanOG 2004

Shutup! Or I'll tell everyone what you and Alex do in the bathroom at Centenary. Hahahahahaha.....

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brothermanOG 2004

Sort of. We're kind of just friends right now. It's a long story.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i hope its a good long story with possibly a good ending?

coreyfeldman #119.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I thought I was going to be all refreshed after having extra days off. and today I want to do even less than I normally do at work.

socalgal #119.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

i dont think you can ever refresh! esp on vacation....you get a taste of the "sweet" life! haha

thatdarngirl #118 thatdarngirlOG 2002

If your service overseer continually has the announcement made that the group meets for service Monday through Friday at 9 (Thursdays by arrangement) is it so silly to assume that if one were to go up to the hall on say...Tuesday there should be someone there to go out in service with?

superhero #118.1 superheroOG 2004

hmm .. no, it's not silly.

thatdarngirl #118.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, I'm feeling kind of frustrated now maybe a tinsy bit discouraged because I was all excited that I was going out and doing the right thing. I would have just slept in this morning a little.

web-toedchloe #118.1.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I think the Belvidere cong only meets M-W-F, with no planned group tuesday and thursday. That must really be bad too. Even if no one showed, at least Jehovah knows you've tried. I was the only one a couple times, then a car group showed up like half an hour late, saying they'd gone out to breakfast. It's when you have to remind yourself we're an organization of imperfect people. :|

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Maybe I should have waited longer...but I know Tuesday used to be a small if sometimes non-existant group. That was years ago, though, and I thought at least a brother would be there to take the group out if they keep saying that there is service on Tuesdays! Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays tooons of people go out, so I guess I'll just try again tomorrow.

And I did try :) So yaaay.

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#117 amusedFounder

well, i think i am officially too old for video games. i pulled a muscle in my side playing wii. ouch. hey, but i can swing that cow farther than anyone!!

iwz #117.1 iwz

lol, this is what happens when you get too into it. my mom hurt her shoulder, and mikayla was sore for a bit too. both from BOWLING. hehe

hmm, now that i think about it, maybe you are too old. next time, put on a helmet and have a walker handy. you're gonna need it.

btw, i love the sounds the cow makes as he's flyyyying

juicymango #117.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

my arm KILLS from playing bowling pretty much all weekend

thefunkyfresh #117.1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

i think you guys need to exercise... you are sore from playing VIDEO GAMES!! do you realize the retardedness of that statement!?

originalsnob #116 originalsnobOG 2004

La La la LA! Too busy to read ... So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen ajou lol!

magnum #115 magnumOG 2001

i have seen the light, i played the wii at a party last night and it was pretty sick. I think i might pick one of them up in a month or two

flomojopoanode #114 flomojopoanodeFounder

top 10 assists in NBA this year. So cool!

http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=19553

sorry for the sports, ian. I just respect these guys' abilities.

superhero #114.1 superheroOG 2004

i don't really watch sports but i enjoyed that

thatdarngirl #113 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yayayayayayayay!!!!!

I got an A in Shakespeare!! Not even an A- but an A!

This is, notoriously, the hardest English class at Montclair and I got an A in it!

The prof. is a Nazi and she gave me an A on my final paper and told me it was great, smart, and that it was refreshing to read! And I got an A+ on my final (whereas I skirted failing the midterm).

I am dancing around the house right now!!!

web-toedchloe #113.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Congratulations!!!

iwz #113.2 iwz

Alllright! you get a gold star for that

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#112 brothermanOG 2004

Why did I eat Taco Bell for lunch! It's ripping apart my inards....

fivezero #112.1 fivezeroOG 2003

hater

theremin #112.2 thereminOG 2002

I haven't much taste for E.coli meself

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#111 chuggieOG 2003

A Zabel is a German two-stroke motocross engine, mostly used in sidecars.

thefunkyfresh #111.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

a zabel is also something else. ask brandon, discoverer of "the zabel" and he'll tell you

flomojopoanode #111.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

haha, Like many others before him, they find it and think they can just name it after them. Un Be Lievableeeeee

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#110 brothermanOG 2004

Ok, so while the kids have been gone, I've come to realize what a HUGE part of me they really are. I could have been out doing whatever a single guy would be doing who doesn't have kids. I mostly have sat around or gone to the gym or work. The most exciting day was Monday. While everyone was enjoying Paganfest out in the world, I did a movie day. I need a hobby or a woman or something. Haha...

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#109 brothermanOG 2004

I'm bored.

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#108 brothermanOG 2004

One week without kids and I am bored. Bring back the craziness!!

coreyfeldman #108.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I bet you wish you had a wii

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#108.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

I have a PS2 at home. Didn't even touch it. My will to play video games has faded away.

iwz #108.1.1.1 iwz

next will be your will to live. it all starts with video games dude. downhill from there.

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brothermanOG 2004

I only have the will to work out now. Haha... My days of wasting countless hours playing Megaman and the likes is over. I've passed the torch to Jake.

theremin #108.1.1.2 thereminOG 2002

I'm with you on that. The extent of my video gameplay these days is once in a while playing a few minutes on shockwave.com. Other than that, I haven't got a video game system newer than Super Nintendo and for that, I only have 2 games and haven't play in ages anyway. Videogaming has got way too costly for me. Plus it'd crowd out the time I spend watching television serials... haha j/k. Bottom line, it's costly and timeconsuming so I know what you're saying.

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brothermanOG 2004

I'm too consumed being Mr. Mom. Ever since I got the kids full time, my game play has diminished. Now it's to the point where I don't care anymore.

iwz #107 iwz

yay is confusing me :( :( :(

coreyfeldman #107.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

"I'll tv screen your face you COLOR eating eye absorber"

best musing of the day, hands down. i think i peed myself, just a little.

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#107.1.1 chuggieOG 2003

I wish i had a word randomizer at my desk

iwz #107.1.1.1 iwz

I wsih i had a wrod rnmeodizar at my dsek

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

it looks like you need spellcheck

web-toedchloe #106 web-toedchloeOG 2001

There's too many people out of my office this week. This is the conversation I just had with an attorney who's asking me to make a call in lieu of her secretary:

A: Diana, would you please call this attorney and tell him these depositions are canceled and this one will be rescheduled?
D: Sure. (calls the attorney, the secretary asks me why they're being canceled.) Why should I tell the attorney they're being canceled?
A: This is the message: two deps are being canceled and one rescheduled?
D: Right, but should I say why they're being rescheduled?
A: This is why: they're being canceled and one rescheduled.
D: Yes, but is there a reason they're being canceled? The secretary wants to know why.
A: They're being canceled. Do you want me to talk to her? I'll just talk to her.

iwz #106.1 iwz

Diana, the answer is obvious. They're being canceled, and one rescheduled. THAT'S WHY

yay #106.1.1 yayOG 2004

I'll cancel you. in anything.

web-toedchloe #106.1.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

englandkid #106.2 englandkidOG 2003

this sounds like one of the attorneys i work with. She never gives the whole story and then when mistakes are made, or there are questions, she gets impatient and just does it herself. Why didnt she just do it in the first place??

fivezero #105 fivezeroOG 2003

Wanna know what's up? This site is severely antiseptic. It's like looking at tv screen of roaring static. COLORS! CARTOONS! CHICKS!

iwz #105.1 iwz

:( it's the antiseptic green on the turtle picture, isn't it

yay #105.2 yayOG 2004

Your chicks are severly antiseptic. That's right I'll tv screen your face you COLOR eating eye absorber.

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#104 brothermanOG 2004

People who post from a Wii are nerds!!

coreyfeldman #104.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

why don't you go drive a car.

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#104.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Weak.

yay #104.2 yayOG 2004

Your post are people with wii nerds.

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#103 brothermanOG 2004

Punk rock sucks!! Bring it on!!

coreyfeldman #102 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Is everyone on vacation or something this week?
There's been hardly any posts.

I'm only working two days this week. And by working, I mean I am going to the office and sitting at my computer. I'm trying hard not to do any actual work.

iwz #102.1 iwz

eZabel has been dead for like a month now. It's mainly because SpecialK, Juicymango and Socalgal seem to have gotten lives.

lol

magnum #102.1.1 magnumOG 2001

wow so mean but yet so true!

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#102.1.2 brothermanOG 2004

I'll put a stop to that! Time to create some trouble. Hehehe....

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#102.1.3 chuggieOG 2003

wow are you saying eZabel is only worth it if you're at work? That is harsh

coreyfeldman #102.1.3.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

not in so many words.

eZabel > work
eZabel > boredom
eZabel < heidi klum

theremin thereminOG 2002

Not many things are better than Heidi Klum.

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alexOG 2001

truedat

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

she's kind of annoying on interviews. I hate her accent.

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

i find her accent hot, it's a little naughty

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

angelina jolie is hotter. heidi klum is hot but she's got this weird lazy eye thing going on.

juicymango #102.1.4 juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha yeah socal is off for the week, right? I'll be back next week probably in full force. For a week or so. maybe longer. Watch out, here come boring stories and ramblings of an ADD weirdo

coreyfeldman #102.1.4.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I am going to miss the tedisms.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

g: who's lan is this?

b: it's a wan, baby.

g: who's wan is this?

b: ted's.

g: who's ted?

b: ted's dead, baby. ted's dead.

yay yayOG 2004

Hey knock knock, g, b, g, b and d, they goto a library right? They take out a book about posting comments on the internet, and they smack you in the finger with it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

do you have affection for me?

iwz iwz

should i read this Ted story? i haven't taken the time to read it yet...

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

5-0's quote, not a true ted story.

It's true like all the death stories in the office.

socalgal #102.1.5 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA yes i do have a life....but not mon - fri between 7 - 5.

juicymango #101 juicymangoOG 2003

Gangsta tea partay

web-toedchloe #100 web-toedchloeOG 2001

This is really exciting: The receptionist in my office (who said she was in the truth when she was little, actually using the term "truth") asked if I can get her some books or brochures from the hall regarding generally what we believe and what the bible says for her son. I was so excited! I love it when people ask if you can get a book for them! She said something quickly about how she might ask her cousin for a study, then the office manager walked in, so I had to leave, but I'm so excited at the possibility! It would be so fantastic if she started to study and come to meetings again. Yeah!!!

iwz #100.1 iwz

Very cool! Work it.

juicymango #99 juicymangoOG 2003

Exhibit #3230965720243 on why i don't want kids. That dog is cute though.

iwz #99.1 iwz

lol, what a faker! hahahah

juicymango #98 juicymangoOG 2003

wow NO new musings?!

mandie #97 mandieOG 2001

hey guys i have a favor to ask...there was a 7.2 earthquake in taiwan this morning and there's not much info yet. garrett's sister is in taichung and we can't get a hold of her. if anyone hears anything can they please let me know? i would really really appreciate it. THANKS

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#97.2 monsterEst. 2006

I have a few contacts there.. is she in the truth? What congregation? Or part of the island?

juicymango #96 juicymangoOG 2003

When I was born.. in 1980..
I don't remember a thing..
maybe a videogame or two

iwz #96.1 iwz

lol i love rubix cube

rocksupastar #95 rocksupastarFounder

First post from Maine... omg omg

sooo rainy... its pouring out right now. Drive up was LONG... but not bad, started icing when we were like 45 min away from the house. But with my superior driving skills, we made it here safe and sound. I am amazing.

supposed to be snowing 3 or 4 days this week, Sunday River has about 50 trails open, so it may not be that bad.

I miss you eZabel...

magnum #95.1 magnumOG 2001

bah VT in the house, no rain a lil flurries and its all nice.

socalgal #95.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

true nerds...cant go a single place w/o your computers lol

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#95.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

It's pathetic. I don't even own one. I only use one at work. You suck Mike.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i hate turning one on after work! LOL

magnum #95.1.1.2 magnumOG 2001

nu uh i was using my sisters laptop, hah!

forrestina #94 forrestinaOG 2002

i'm too excited to sleep. disney world tomorrow!

malibu #94.1 malibuOG 2001

i'm so jealous of you!!! disney is the best place on earth. i love going there.

socalgal #94.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

me too!!!! its the HAPPIEST place on earth!!! lol

yay #94.2 yayOG 2004

Your sleep is so disney worldish

flomojopoanode #93 flomojopoanodeFounder

now i'm posting from my wii!

coreyfeldman #93.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

it's wiizabel! i'm posting from my new wii wohoo!

iwz #93.1.1 iwz

lol this is from my wii too. we're major nerds!♪♪♪

yay #93.1.1.1 yayOG 2004

im posting from my wii too i love technology it's very hairy.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

chris and jeff, you gotta get me your wii numbers. I'll send you mine, too.

yay yayOG 2004

6067 0991 6937 7967

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brothermanOG 2004

867-5309....

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I posted it in the wii thread

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

ok, mine is in the Wii thread, too.

socalgal #92 socalgalOG 2003

ok so i think i'm officially the drunk fat kid or something. LOL all of my "friends day" presents have been food, gift certificates to restaurants OR alcohol. hahaha

superhero #91 superheroOG 2004

I got sent a brand new in box Cingular Blackberry 8700. I have no use for it. Anyone interested? I take cash, cash, or cash.

juicymango #91.1 juicymangoOG 2003

hmm how much are they. i could use it maybe

superhero #91.1.1 superheroOG 2004

website says like $200 if you're a new customer, $400 if you're not

juicymango #90 juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha

this is funny

"In fact, we love the Wii so much, we want to give a Wii to everybody on our payroll. To fund this Wii-for-the-People program, we're selling this Sony PlayStation 3.

Best of all, for every PS3 you buy, we can buy Wiis for two of our employees. So when you get frustrated by those intricate combo-button moves, or bored by the underwhelming game offerings for the PS3, keep the spirit of the season in mind. Remember all those happy Woot staffers whose lives have been changed by their super-fun Nintendo Wiis, paid for by you. Heartwarming, isn’t it?"

www.woot.com

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