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when i tried to reply to matt, i started typing and this pic of a chick w/red balloons pops up. whats up with that?
ahhh starting my day off with this really makes me forget how much this month has sucked
*stomach virus all day yesterday folks, yep, it doesn't stop
and yes i know it's almost 1 p.m. and i've been up since 8 a.m. and at approximately 9 a.m. i was covered in spiders and mosquitos working in my garden outside ... i just haven't been at the computer yet, so technically i am just staring my "day". alright?
yes, this video is good stuff.
sorry to hear you've had such a rough month!
today actually turned out really good. I took the day "off" and basically finally took care of the jungle that became of my front yard. Now I have mums of all colors and it looks really fall-ish and cute. Hurray!! Gardening calms me so much.
Besides really I should not be complaining at all. Many many many many people have it much worse than my stupid petty problems. It's really nothing major. So, yay, new outlook on life haha ;)
Why is everyone so quiet today?
i dont like you
you love me. and you know it.
just cause your brother says your funny doesnt mean IIIIIIIIII think you are.
i do not. and i am funny
Why are you so gay?
Why is everyone so quiet today?
threadless has some of the most clever art captured on t-shirts.ever.
yeah, they have some cool stuff.
i have this one
angela has this one
this one is hilarious
this one's cool too
i want the "meat is murder" one! lol
it's from busted tees, but nicole got me this shirt. its probably the best ever
huh...i dont get that one.
That's the firepower flower from Super Mario Bros. but I don't get it either.
why is everyone so quiet today?
why is everyone so quiet today?
why is everyone so quiet today?
To get through Monday morning... 3 mini 3 musketeers and a lil' Dire Straits:
Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me think and thin
Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
My doctor left me a message today and told me I have had Mono all summer. No wonder I've been drained and achy.
and kind of on the raggy?
aw man...mono kicks your butt! i had it a few years back and was so drained but thought i could shake off the "bug" i thought i had so i played hockey, surfed and kept going out. lol my dr totally gave me a good scolding. lol
I only vaguely recall learning about mono waaaay back when. What is it actually if not a bug? It's contagious in some stages right? I can't clear the cobwebs at this hour :P
What is mononucleosis?
Mononucleosis (often called "mono") is an infection caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. Signs of mono include fever, sore throat, headaches, white patches on the back of your throat, swollen glands in your neck, feeling tired and not feeling hungry.
How is mono passed?
Mono is not spread as easily as some other viruses, such as the common cold. The mono virus is found in saliva and mucus. It is usually passed from one person to another through kissing, although it may rarely be passed in other ways, such as coughing. Signs of mono usually develop 4 to 6 weeks after you're exposed to the virus. Generally, people only get mono once. It's most common among people 15 to 35 years old.
you didn't get mono from me! I swear!
Aphex Twin's 'Elephant Song' set to cheezy Star Trek vids. I love it.
intense.
red sweat-BAAAAAGGGG dot com!
Confession:
I write notes during conventions and assemblies.
ie "Was that brother's shirt always that shiny?", " Do you think THEY are a couple and not father daughter?" "Do you have any gummy bears?"
I endeavour to curb it. BUT sometimes it is really difficult not to.
A favourite one i received... "HE's NOT SLEEPING... He's Praying!"
Did you sleep in that burgundy colored room with Mike? Haha.. JK
lol dude... let it go, i cant help it, i sleep anywhere there is a bed.
Just make sure no one takes pics next time, then there's no proof of gayness. LOL
ha it happens just don't let anyone see it...like I did. On Sunday, Brotherman's daughter oddly wanted to sit next to me after I found her in the ladies room and told her to sit down. Anyway, I gave her my assembly notebook to draw on and OF COURSE she turned to the page Mike doodled on. Mazes, faces, and words like "stupid" appeared. Oops sorry Dan
Subjecting my daughter to Mike Schiano lingo... Geez... Haha...
lol nice! I keep them in a pocket in my note book and confetti shred them later...
OOOH my if they ever 'got out' 8-)
ha my friends once hung a sign on a guy that said, "I don't care enough to stay awake"
They all warned each other who did it would get that....
MMMM my co-worker just brought me some warm tamales!!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0270994/
that kid was on Law and Order last night
he graduated high school with me, he was in my homeroom
Anyone think I can print this out and fold it up to fit in my wallet?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Manhattan_neighborhoods.png
can you say nerd?
pull it up on ur phone if ur gonna go that nerdy.... newb.
HAHA one of the girls from HR and i just picked the lock into the shred cabinet (my boss accidentally threw some imp papers in there and we couldn't find the master to unlock it). LOL the VP said "i dont know if i should be impressed or scared" lol
so I think I work for like the best office ever.... yesterday they were playing catch, and today I don't really have too much work, so I asked for more and they were like wait for so and so to come back, so I'm just checking my email, no problem!
That's so cool - Dan told me that you had 3 interviews the other day - is this one of the interviews that worked out?
yeah I had five interviews in two days, and this is one worked out. I started yesterday and they are great!! I get to leave early tomorrow too, but I'm not sure why :)
So funny - eh why ask why... it is Friday!!
I think Ian works at the best office ever...seems like they make mixed drinks every Friday.
tomorrow, instead of Margaritas or Mojitos, my boss is buying the company lunch. Nice trend. Can't complain.
GINA!!! MOJITOS! :D
MMMM those are SOOO refreshingly yummy
yeah that takes the cake, i don't get alcohol.... my last boss took us for a liquid lunch once and when he won a really big case we had champagne, but he was a jerk in all other respects.
lol he didnt buy any food? just gave u booze?
at lunch? no we got food too
well you said a liquid lunch... usually that means like no food, just booze...
awww muffy... ur too cuute.
STOP CALLING MY SISTER CUTE
but she is.... ur wifes pretty cute too...
what NOW?
i second that...you're wife is pretty hot!
that's it i'm posting that weird picture of you sleeping
DUDE THOSE ARE MY SCOOBY DOO BOXERS!!!!
it scares me that you guys all sat out there and took pics of me...
this is just too awesome and too typical of mike
Dude... Paint your room a manly color!
dude, shutup... this was beachbums house... like a year ago... right dan?
uhm actually it was Dec. 2005
It's ok Mike, you don't have to hide it. We know you put glitter on your face and wear hot pink colored clothing.
Photoshop Lightroom is amazing.
true story.
oohhh... do tell. Long time no type Kam - I am in the market for a digital SLR -
hey what's up! yeah Lightroom is awesome ... lots of quick things you can do without damaging the integrity of the photo!!! you can adjust exposure and white balance of a jpeg! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO haha okay
Gina C. Dan took a really good picture of you Linda and I from Rockin' Taco - I have to send it to you...
NICE!!! did he send you the ones i sent him? do you have my work email?
uhm i think Gina sent me that picture actaully
OHHHH hahaha thats rad! that really was a good pic tho!
SO Daniel was taking credit for the picture of us... uh huh I see how it is.
Well we look good so that's what's important... ha ha.
HAHAHA that booger! he took the credit? LOL
*and you're right!
new super fast computer = happiness
i sooooooooooo love being on the tail end of an emotional rollercoaster
all is well in the world yet again
test
oh gossssssssh, 1 more hour of work then i'm OFF til Oct. 2nd. Why is this day going so maniacally slow?!
UGH ITS SOOO COLD OUT!!!
ahhh, outerbanks this weekend.
Check out the house...
http://www.joelambjr.com/rental/house.html?ID=529
sweeeeeeet! i'm so excited!
yo Lauren, Tina, and GFS - you guys want to take a ride and visit Jahanna? She stupidly gave us the address :)
I can work on my naps
Yeah! Lets do it, I have to be back by Sunday though...
8.5 hours from Paramus ... but driving fast ..
We can make it.. you want to drive?
haha, it's only like 6 from my houseeeeeeee.
now this is an internet meme taken about as far as possible. haha. wow.
ARRRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERSSSSSS
TALK LIKE A PIRATE TODAYYYYYYYy
My Hero
Nowhere near this yet :D
awww im in love w/her...she's cute ANNND can sing.
I know right? She's got a great voice and natural beauty...exotic beauty Irish + Japanese, I didn't know she was popular until after I saw a few videos, well she's up + coming :)
anyone know what the school is?
Sept. 17 Bible reading: Ezekiel 46-48 Song 164
Speech Quality: Repetition in the Field Ministry and in Talks (be p. 207 ¶1–p. 208 ¶4)
No. 1: Ezekiel—Why Beneficial (si p. 137 ¶29-33)
No. 2: Ezekiel 47:1-14
No. 3: Why Do Christians Abstain From Blood? (rs p. 70 ¶3–p. 72 ¶3)
No. 4: Why a Rich Spiritual Heritage Is the Best Gift Parents Can Give Their Children
thanks!! I'm going to hear part of the school in macedonian so I gotta really study it...
maybe you should get a school schedule!
how's your hoodie!?!
Taking my girl to the Bronx Zoo. Saturday, Sept 29th. Should be fun!
FUN!!! Huge group like 50 doing deep sea fishing same day, I'm like whoa! "what am I doing?!?" LOL! I'll prolly fall off the boat :-P
Oh man..you're going to that? I did that last year when Evan planned it. Yeah...deep sea fishing and me do not agree. My poor dad was sick the entire time!
someone tell Evan I said hi
i took my wife to the bronx zoo last year, we had a super good time
when we parked there was a HUGE gate that said "ALWAYS KEEP THIS GATE CLOSED!" and it was wide open
i asked the staff if anyone was counting the animals, because the gate was open
turns out it's ok, it's some sort of zoo where the animals can leave as they please - it's pretty weird. you see peacocks all over, they just walk away when they want to
Yeah, Evan and another mutual friend planned this one to. I heard about last year, that's too bad. I actually don't get nauseous on boats I just kind of want to try gutting my own fish, haha.
So Dan I'll say hey I just saw Evan & Monica Friday :)
oh yeah youre going fishing?
Yup :D
awwwwwwwww I love the Bronx Zoo!
i love the bronx zoo too. I got ridiculously lost there when i was 9. it was so much fun.
when i was three my parents took me there and a bird pooped on my head
//end confession
ha ha i never knew that!!! Thats hysterical! To think after all these years, there are still some things I never knew! I missed out on 23 years of making fun of you for that - poor me. :(
why poor YOU? what the heck! I got bird poop on my head, and all you can think about, 23 years later, is yourself!!
I AM SO SICK OF YOU AND YOUR ATTITUDE
you can keep your stupid hoodie with the hands
fine i will - good thing it was a GIFT you INDIAN-GIVER!!!
you were three and remember the trauma? :) I only remember going once for a 3rd grade class trip though it's possible my parents took me one other time
Haha lol sorry bird poop= hilarious!
When I went to the BZ (way back in the day) w/ my sister, cousin, and aunt a snake had somehow escaped and was hanging in the tree overhead as we walked through the :-P
Look on my sister's face= PRICELESS
So they keep playing the Little Mermaid on Broadway ads and I keep singing along... "what've they got a lot of sand?... we've gotta hot crustacean band...'
That's on Broadway now, too? It seems like every single Disney movie is now on Broadway. Next up: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The Musical
I am waiting for Disney's Free Willy on Broadway... ha ha.
i dont think disney could have made a gayer movie then free willy... wasnt there more then just one? omg...
i remember seeing this in the theaters...
yeah i think there were 3
i'll play the whale
AND I remember M. Jackson singing the theme song... the jokes were endless.
*calls TKTS*
redsweater.com is weird
i heard you're preggos
also what happened to our photo-shoot?
you heard wrong. And our photoshoot will happen someday :( i have no open weekends until December though :(
oh man that's crazy. ok we'll have to wait until next year :(
yeah we might have to unless you guys wanna do a weekday or something :(
i'm up to my eyeballs in work right now
this is why i'm stressin out and my bones and tendons are snapping hehehe
lol, wow. you're right.
soooooooooooooo apparently from walking around on the beach for 4 hours yesterday and probably from walking around barefoot all day and from WHO KNOWS WHAT my foot is killing me today and i can't really walk on it
i think it's tendonitis
YEAH!! FUNNNNNNNNN
seriously september has sucked so far
november will be better!!!! WOOT
Colin McRae and his 5 year old son died in a helicopter crash. Pretty tragic. He was a famous rally car racer. I love rally. I played a couple of his video games. Stinks.
so why is it "the Bronx", but not "the Queens" or "the Brooklyn"
oh, thank you Wikipedia
"The Bronx" is the only borough in New York City that, in its capacity as a borough, is referred to, in both law and popular usage, with the definite article ("The"). (The name of the coterminous "Bronx County," however, does not include a "the.") The best explanation for the definite article is that the original name of the borough, when it was annexed from Westchester, was "The Borough of the Bronx River," referring to the river that passed through the borough.
My opionon on the subject is that it is because the land belonged the Brancks or however you spell their name.....
yea i love newsradio... so funny. the re-runs still crack me up everytime.
christina aguilera looks good. pregant with my baby
actaully she's calling it Dan so everyone knows who the father is
ive never liked christina aguilera, but pregnancy becomes her. she's looking the best she's ever looked.
pics and divx please, thanks
its pics + divx... you newb
shut it schiano
here:
and here:
That's my lady! I always liked Christina just not the things she got into in the past, least of all her "Dirty" phase. X's style as of late is delightfully feminine and extremely tasteful :D
does any one know what the bible reading is this week?
Ezekiel 46-48
i need new sunglasses for the winter... whats goooood
so i rented the first dvd of news radio, i thought it might be good because i like a bunch of the actors from the show, so i tried watching it yesterday... i couldn't really get into it. i just found it kind of corny with the whole laugh track and everything, the whole thing kind of just stayed on the verge of being funny.
keep watching...one of the funniest shows...ever
okay... i'll finish the first disc
Alex is a punk... True story...
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:sigh: i'm having a really bad week
nothing major just work stress mostly and today i feel like i really hate every single human alive
::::SIGHHHH::::
oh except chris. cuz he's cute and he's building me a new pc. haha hahaha
awww lady!!! *HUGS* im sorry. i've had a bad week too....see if you lived closer we could head to the beach and have a drink or 2 or 3....lol
I thought you worked for yourself? Isn't that supposed to be less stressful?
not really! haha! i work for myself but i also work for 100's of brides, etc. - i'm feelin better now but i'm still working at 10:00 p.m. (i started at about 8:30 this morning and I still can't catch up with everything.. sigh) heh... so yeah working for yourself is great but it's not always glamorous
the whole week has been like this so it's taking it's toll.
actually it's been like that since about May. wait what month is this..lol... yeah i do ok most of the time but sometimes i really wanna rip my hair out ..
But don't you have slow periods? I mean, then you can enjoy yourself.
yeah can't wait till December. haha. yeah, winter is AWESOME, i LOVE 10 degree weather!
blah
haha nah i really can't complain, it's really okay most of the time just sometimes it gets crazy...
lol yesterday i was doing a photoshoot in atlantic city and my flip flops got stolen
were they the reef ones with the bottle openers in them? I want them!
no i think those are just for guys? i duno. they were reefs though. Black and white. i got new ones today so pfft to the homeless person who is walking around in my used flips, gross!
i know right? homeless people are sooooo gross! like why don't they just buy houses to live in or something?
lol
nope...they're for girls too. 2 of my gf's have em.
That stinks. When I was in Jamaica some guy asked me to give him my flip flops. His shoes seemed kinda beat and I felt bad for him...but told him no. At least he didn't try to steal them.
is it crazy that i'm kind of in love with this girl? lol
YAY!
is that top one photoshopped or her eyes REALLY that creepy?
weirdly photoshopped eyes and she looks like j.simp
OMG i was thinking the same thing.
yea, she looks like an ugly jessica simpson.
haha. i love her.
she looks like she has severe ADHD and possible downs syndrome
i am left wondering if her mouth ever closes
haha, i wonder that about you too sometimes
:]
so im being made fun of today because one of the girls from new zealand (who's only been here 2 years) introduced me to mexican candy. lol
bahaha i read that as "introduced me AS mexican candy"
HAHAHAHA how rad
Yeah I thought that's what is said to....isn't that the chick who had never seen black person before she got here?
YESSSSS her! lol she's so cute and naive.
seriously, the Japanese have the best game shows
people running against a huge fast treadmill, with hurdles. have to make it to the goal line. if they fall they get shot into a pile of flour
that is hilarious... how come it says "GOAL" in english though?
this video must be a fake. sounds like a conspiracy.