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originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

So I have some kind of stomach bug or whatever and I was rudely awaken from very much needed sleep to receive a CHRISTMAS CARD. Why Ring the door bell if you're going to leave it anyway?!?!??!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

just because

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

LOL funny but mean. i'm not going to show this to L, she'd cry for a week

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah I'm glad I know this though because now I defiintely won't see this movie.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

the person could be lying

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

they're not

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

oh man, i kinda did wanna see this, but yea, not if the dog dies. lol kill one of the main characters, that would be o.k. with me.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

my wife is exactly the same as you

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

same here

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

hmm when taking pictures of a family with a dog and a baby, i took more pictures of the dog :-/

haha

iwz iwz ·

oh man, makes me never want to eat out again...

http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100229099>1=31036

a Pizza Hut personal pan meat lover's pizza has almost 900 calories!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ha! i read that as "man lover's" pizza

iwz iwz ·

now thatsa your kinda pizza!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

anyone ever heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers song about the bicycle? it's a good invention

iwz iwz ·

slap your troubles away with the slap chop!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i think this dude is on crack...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·
jp jpOG 2003 ·

he got the cake decorated in pa...what a surprise

jp jpOG 2003 ·

and a wal-mart no less

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

only in Pennsylvania

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahaha, right right, you hadda bring the home state into this, didnt ya?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hehehe... just trying to make things interesting around here :)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i keep forgetting I live in Pennsylvania. haha.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Oh man! The grampa from Princess Bride has Alzheimers and his daughter has applied for conservatorship.

(i know he's more than the grampa from The Princess Bride)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Oh no! Peter Faulk? That's so sad!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

that's it. i'm done. hahahahahaa.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

lol that is kinda funny

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Is that George Bush dodging shoes? LOL!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

gotta say... Bush is a 733t Dodger! he's like "are you nuts? throwing shoes? i could make you disappear into thin air!" i like how he pops back up and has that "make my day" smirk. he could have easily kept ducking behind the podium looking rather cowardly, but he was like "i am POTUS! PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?!"

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

Arrested Development Seasons 1 - 3 for $28.99 TOTAL, including free shipping. Heck of a deal, I think I might have to buy this.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000JJ3Y78/ref=nosim/?tag=web2list-20&linkCode=as1

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Although I have met friends that have been assigned to serve on reservations out west, somehow it just escaped me that literature is actually available in the native tongues. My friend from Montreal send me pix from a Native/Aboriginal Festival which was held in Toronto last month. At the festival some brothers (from varying Native tribes) set up a booth with literature in Blackfoot (woot!), Dakota, Navajo, Montagnais, and Inuktitut just to mention a few.

I got squishy and teary eyed.



fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Ohhh, Guy Ritchie hits Madonna for well over $70,000,000.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you guys don't know anything about this.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Wow. Interesting beats. Might I ask, this your stuff or the work of "Krazy Baldhead"???

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i wish i made music like this. it's Krazy Baldhead's song "Revolution" as remixed by Para One.

iwz iwz ·

Reminds me of Aphex Twin. But I'm not sure I like it. It's an interesting concept.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

this more on the club end of IDM. aphex is like... sitting down IDM. too complicated and/or random to actually move to.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

oh theres hate all over this place.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Hate is the path to the dark side. LOL

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

there is? who is even on here anymore? you're going to have to get your drama fix somewhere else

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

You know what would be really GREAT right about now??? Toasted jelly buns *snickers to self* It is becoming increasingly apparent that I should not have eaten that Reeses Peanut butter cup ice cream DELICIOUS--W I R E D

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alexOG 2001 ·

here is a video of y one band playing stupid kid by alkaline trio. please watch it and post some comments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUW_rNvADQ

im the one way in the back playing the most beat ghetto drumset ever.

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

All right the full effect is back!I love the comment on the bottom of the video,sorry alex drummers never get enough props

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

music played really well, sounds pretty tight. Vocals might need some work.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

and it makes me sad that no one hits that last one with you. They just ring out, and you go for the ME FIRST ending.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

WOE! J. Crew has a bridal collection, so odd.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

YES!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Know anyone who could use $500+ to help pay for their wedding?

I present the KHP Bailout Plan
http://kamharrisphoto.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/wow-500-already/

pass it on, if not enough people enter this will be pointless.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i think i could do ads for chanel.
http://tinyurl.com/5kp9pr

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

Man wearing underwear on his head tries to rob golf pro shop

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4899458

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

hip check? chased him with golf carts? LOL

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

short version of a long story: my car is in the shop and my dad's broke down while we were in service.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

sorry to hear it. mines in the shop too. *weeps*

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

thankfully I got mine back the same day cos our mechanic is awesome! hope yours doesn't leave you broke and ride-less.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i know even want to talk about it

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

the diarrhea those poor people must have had

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

imagine eating perfectly healthy, organic food for your entire life and then wreaking havoc on your system with fast food?

iwz iwz ·

mmmm tasty. i guess there's only a first time once :(

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Burger King to Whopper Virgins: "Oh? Are you untainted by advertising and processed food? Well, he's a taste of our CULTURE OF CREEPING DEATH! EAT ITTT AND SAY THANK YOUUU!"

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I've been wanting to see this since the first commercial!
All of the people were adorable, I know that's not the point but, I REALLY luv people they fascinate me :)

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

wow. how many billions of dollars does burger kings have if they have time to manufacture minature whopper broilers and air lift them into the mountains of romania?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Jet hits San Diego suburb? What?

and

Awwwww...
http://news.aol.com/article/dog-tries-to-save-other-dog-hit-by-car/271359

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

that really cute and all, sure...

but i would have liked to see the kid stide out of the forrest clad in knitted puppy pelts, puppy dog skull helmet, and all, puppy ears flappin' in the wind. that'd be hardcore.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

that.... is just wrong, beevee, just wrong.

if the three of them killed a bear and all came out wearing the bear, that would be cool... but... killing puppehs, no.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

okay, okay. i shoulda killed that bear i saw and wore his fur. indoors. por nada.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

hahaha that would have been magnifico. revenge for 'sploding our garbage.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

or you could have done "the Teresa" and just went out there in a robe and yelled at it

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, man. i would have paid money to see that.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

HOLY CRAP MATTY JUST GOT ME AN AWESOME OFFICIAL GIANTS JERSEY, THANKS MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

I danced so hard in joy I fell right on the ground, it was hilarious

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha.... he slipped out! it's my fault really. i shouldn't have gotten him a jersey without cleats

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

LOL

iwz iwz ·

YESSSS PLAXICO

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i heard people are getting jerseys made with the name H. Smith on the back. Harris Smith was the name he gave the hospital

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hahahaha, really!?

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

Heres my story about plaxico burress - when he played for pittsburgh and garrett lived in pittsburgh, garrett worked at circuit city and plaxico would always come in all decked out and buy everything off garrett-they were pretty much bff..anyways, he came in with HUMUNGUS (how would you spell that?) diamond earrings and garrett asked him if he could just have a little chip off of one of them for my engagement ring and all smug and cocky he was like 'hey man, you wouldn't want to hurt these babys'. true story. Garrett + Plaxico = BFF! hahaha.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

so basically.... you're saying garrett is a "person of interest" in the plaxico case

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

yeah. he sold him the gun. ha

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I'd just like to remind everyone that I SILLY DANCED so hard that I FELL. It was amazing.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I was trying to copy the dance that andy samburg does when he murders that guy in "punching people in the face right before they eat".

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i endorse this type of behavior.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

This cute, optimistic little blog needs a soundtrack!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oops, meant to put this elsewhere. delete!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·
fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

this is murderously funny. good post.

iwz iwz ·

lol. double lol at the zombies

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Had a BLAST this weekend and some real good news!
Anyhow, am I completely PAGAN because I just spent the ENTIRE weekend in the "spirit of the season"??? I'm a pretty chipper chick anyhow I love giving presents and surprising people but, I get extra warm and fuzzy when I get good news. First I wanted to thank a friend of mine for being my date to a social function so I took them out to breakfast, next I found some randomly adorable items that reminded me of different friends, I ALMOST DIED, I just couldn't resist!!!!!!!! Feeling almost

X-mas-y

:-0

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

thanks livy, you little pagan

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

The best part was knowing that I had to bolt before you did because we both move so swiftly HA!
There was this HUGE patch of ice in the parking lot and me IN STILETTOS! I was thinking "GREAT! He's gonna find me face down in front of the car, HOW IS THIS INCONSPICUOUS LIVY?!?!"

iwz iwz ·

that's it, get off my site

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

next to halloween, christmas is the most evil holiday ever. makes my skin crawl.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

this is a really fun idea, but why would the child understand that they could only color on the walls in their room? http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=9571&f=4884&q=wallpaper&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·
originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Butterflies in tummy!!! Can't sit for more than five minutes. It's a wonder that I got through lunch.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

TOTAL DITTO!!!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

why are you dittoing yourself? so weird?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

guys, if you can, register for this site and rate our film!

http://www.bigstar.tv/film-contests/comedy-short

it's under comedy contests, and it's called "hey brother, can you spare some pants?" It's the film alex, todd, and me made

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

This is awesome you guys! Keep 'em coming =D

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I'm irritable and having random cravings. Hallmark channel is now covered in Christmas movies >=(
Do we even have an Arby's?!?!? I want the mint chocolate swirl shake I just saw advertised! GRRRRRR

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

The classics never die *sigh* =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

The Princess Bride is NOT a classic.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You are blasphemous!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah it is!

iwz iwz ·

C'mon! FRED SAVAGE YO

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

You're all crazy.

jp jpOG 2003 ·

Looks like fivezero and i agree on something pop culture.

Do i like the Princess bride? Sure.

Is it way overrated? HECK YES.

Do I like to ask myself questions? Sometimes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

haha, stop guin'ing up one of my favorite movies.

Actually we should bag and watch it. It's crazy quotable.

RANDOM: anyone remember LAZY SUNDAY?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Cmon man! any movie with Andre the Giant in it is an instant classic.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

anyone see the moon venus and jupiter last night? I wish I had a good camera cos we had an absolutely clear sky down here and those guys were shining bright.

iwz iwz ·

it was cloudy here, so we missed it :(

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Anyone know where Somerdale is? Is it near any popular landmarks or neighboring towns?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

this site is boring. All the people I pick on aren't around anymore. :o(

iwz iwz ·

maybe we should all move to twitter or something

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i think we should all do something,yes.

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

BROTHERMAN! I MISS YOU TOO!!!! ;) TEEHEE.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

2 months till pitchers and catchers report. :o)

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

stupid C.C. sold his soul to the devil that jerk. ;)

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Rented "The Force Unleashed" for PS3. Awesome game!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yeah, i was playing it until my wii broke. now it just sits on my shelf, helplessly.

iwz iwz ·

how'd it break? did you throw your controller at it or something?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

so the Force Unleashed has these long cut scenes in the game that are somewhat cool the first time, and annoying every time after. Also, you can't save in the middle of a level, becasue it only takes you back to the beginning of the level - AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE CUT SCENE AGAIN.

Typically, I play games in 5 to 10 minute increments (ie, while the wife is cooking dinner) and I spend my entire time watching these cut scenes, i never get to actaully play. So I left the Wii on in the middle of my level, since I thought I'd come right back. Turns out I got back to it 3 weeks later (come on I went out in service a lot, people!) and the Wii was frozen. Restarted it, (and then got distracted), went back a week later and it will no longer read discs. Good times.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Nintendo will fix it for $75 + tax + shipping. I talked them down to $50 but that's like a new game right there. However, I'm probably going to mail it back this week because that new Shaun White snowboarding looks really fun. It even works with the Wii Fit board. However, by the time I set that all up, I should have driven myself to do some actual snowboarding with actual friends in actual "real life".

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You left it on for 3 weeks! LOL!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Talk about extreme gaming..

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

wow, i'm not that extremem

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I was kind of replying to the possible controller throwing. haha

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

So anyway, this is the coolest star wars game I have ever played.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

And I beat it. Nice link between Ep 3 and 4.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

YAY!!! My circuit assembly is this weekend. I cheated and went to my friend's already but, I'm still stoked!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

okay so stef and I got tickets to see the Martha Stewart show in NYC in a few weeks. I'm so excited it's not even possible to describe the excitement. Martha = my hero.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

Giada = my hero

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

did i tell you we saw her at the ivy in beverly hills a few months back?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

hmm not sure but i definitely want to meet her

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

So I finally have some downtime which resulted in...HOME MADE CINNABUNS!!!!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Ian! When is the events page going to work again??? I HATE EVITE!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

hey remember that tall gal from nj that got married and is in michigan her name is cathy? She wants to get back on but doesn't remember her name. tall chick or something...

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

So...the Sunmaid raisins girl is pretty smokiN. Who knew?

http://www.sunmaid.com/en/about/en/about/play_animation/30_sec_animation.html

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

very "healthy"

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Haha you FOOL! You made me go back and watch it again =P

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder informative ·

Who's that standing between Steve Coogan and Robert Downey Jr.??

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alexOG 2001 ·

NO WAY!!!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

ROFL, i dunno who it is but that guy needs to shave, LOL

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

Paul Walker!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh snap

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Nice job with photo shop Matt. ;oP

iwz iwz ·

hahaha, that's awesome matt!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Wasn't this like right after your honeymoon or something? Like in LA or some junk?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

2 weeks before our wedding, we got a letter that there would be a major motion picture filmed at the hotel we were staying at in kauai, hawaii. it happened to be filmed the 2 weeks that we were there. one night when they were filming, i snuck onto the set

jp jpOG 2003 ·

wow, thats pretty boss. i cant believe you convinced those guys to be in your movie

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I was awaken abruptly this morning by a very disturbing dream that is only a slight variation of one that's been recurring for a while. This time the dream went further than it's gone before.

I'm on my way somewhere driving.
Somehow I wind up on a drawbridge like the ones on the way to Jersey City. Instead of the bridge being closed it's partially opened and cars in front of me are going over the edge into the water.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Sorry, still a Kanye fan...

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