Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone RECOVERED
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Page 6 of 8So I have some kind of stomach bug or whatever and I was rudely awaken from very much needed sleep to receive a CHRISTMAS CARD. Why Ring the door bell if you're going to leave it anyway?!?!??!
just because

LOL funny but mean. i'm not going to show this to L, she'd cry for a week
yeah I'm glad I know this though because now I defiintely won't see this movie.
the person could be lying
they're not
oh man, i kinda did wanna see this, but yea, not if the dog dies. lol kill one of the main characters, that would be o.k. with me.
my wife is exactly the same as you
same here
hmm when taking pictures of a family with a dog and a baby, i took more pictures of the dog :-/
haha
oh man, makes me never want to eat out again...
http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100229099>1=31036
a Pizza Hut personal pan meat lover's pizza has almost 900 calories!
ha! i read that as "man lover's" pizza
now thatsa your kinda pizza!
haha!
anyone ever heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers song about the bicycle? it's a good invention
slap your troubles away with the slap chop!
i think this dude is on crack...
he got the cake decorated in pa...what a surprise
and a wal-mart no less
only in Pennsylvania
hahaha, right right, you hadda bring the home state into this, didnt ya?
hehehe... just trying to make things interesting around here :)
i keep forgetting I live in Pennsylvania. haha.
Oh man! The grampa from Princess Bride has Alzheimers and his daughter has applied for conservatorship.
(i know he's more than the grampa from The Princess Bride)
Oh no! Peter Faulk? That's so sad!
that's it. i'm done. hahahahahaa.

lol that is kinda funny
Is that George Bush dodging shoes? LOL!

gotta say... Bush is a 733t Dodger! he's like "are you nuts? throwing shoes? i could make you disappear into thin air!" i like how he pops back up and has that "make my day" smirk. he could have easily kept ducking behind the podium looking rather cowardly, but he was like "i am POTUS! PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?!"
Arrested Development Seasons 1 - 3 for $28.99 TOTAL, including free shipping. Heck of a deal, I think I might have to buy this.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000JJ3Y78/ref=nosim/?tag=web2list-20&linkCode=as1
Although I have met friends that have been assigned to serve on reservations out west, somehow it just escaped me that literature is actually available in the native tongues. My friend from Montreal send me pix from a Native/Aboriginal Festival which was held in Toronto last month. At the festival some brothers (from varying Native tribes) set up a booth with literature in Blackfoot (woot!), Dakota, Navajo, Montagnais, and Inuktitut just to mention a few.
I got squishy and teary eyed.
Ohhh, Guy Ritchie hits Madonna for well over $70,000,000.
you guys don't know anything about this.
Wow. Interesting beats. Might I ask, this your stuff or the work of "Krazy Baldhead"???
i wish i made music like this. it's Krazy Baldhead's song "Revolution" as remixed by Para One.
oh theres hate all over this place.
Hate is the path to the dark side. LOL
there is? who is even on here anymore? you're going to have to get your drama fix somewhere else
You know what would be really GREAT right about now??? Toasted jelly buns *snickers to self* It is becoming increasingly apparent that I should not have eaten that Reeses Peanut butter cup ice cream DELICIOUS--W I R E D
here is a video of y one band playing stupid kid by alkaline trio. please watch it and post some comments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUW_rNvADQ
im the one way in the back playing the most beat ghetto drumset ever.
All right the full effect is back!I love the comment on the bottom of the video,sorry alex drummers never get enough props
music played really well, sounds pretty tight. Vocals might need some work.
and it makes me sad that no one hits that last one with you. They just ring out, and you go for the ME FIRST ending.
WOE! J. Crew has a bridal collection, so odd.
YES!!!
Know anyone who could use $500+ to help pay for their wedding?
I present the KHP Bailout Plan
http://kamharrisphoto.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/wow-500-already/
pass it on, if not enough people enter this will be pointless.
i think i could do ads for chanel.
http://tinyurl.com/5kp9pr
Man wearing underwear on his head tries to rob golf pro shop
hip check? chased him with golf carts? LOL
short version of a long story: my car is in the shop and my dad's broke down while we were in service.
sorry to hear it. mines in the shop too. *weeps*
thankfully I got mine back the same day cos our mechanic is awesome! hope yours doesn't leave you broke and ride-less.
i know even want to talk about it
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/
the diarrhea those poor people must have had
imagine eating perfectly healthy, organic food for your entire life and then wreaking havoc on your system with fast food?
I've been wanting to see this since the first commercial!
All of the people were adorable, I know that's not the point but, I REALLY luv people they fascinate me :)
wow. how many billions of dollars does burger kings have if they have time to manufacture minature whopper broilers and air lift them into the mountains of romania?
Jet hits San Diego suburb? What?
and
Awwwww...
http://news.aol.com/article/dog-tries-to-save-other-dog-hit-by-car/271359
What about this one!!
PUPPEHS FTW
that really cute and all, sure...
but i would have liked to see the kid stide out of the forrest clad in knitted puppy pelts, puppy dog skull helmet, and all, puppy ears flappin' in the wind. that'd be hardcore.
that.... is just wrong, beevee, just wrong.
if the three of them killed a bear and all came out wearing the bear, that would be cool... but... killing puppehs, no.
okay, okay. i shoulda killed that bear i saw and wore his fur. indoors. por nada.
hahaha that would have been magnifico. revenge for 'sploding our garbage.
or you could have done "the Teresa" and just went out there in a robe and yelled at it
oh, man. i would have paid money to see that.
HOLY CRAP MATTY JUST GOT ME AN AWESOME OFFICIAL GIANTS JERSEY, THANKS MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOO HOOOO!!!!
I danced so hard in joy I fell right on the ground, it was hilarious
haha.... he slipped out! it's my fault really. i shouldn't have gotten him a jersey without cleats
LOL
YESSSS PLAXICO
i heard people are getting jerseys made with the name H. Smith on the back. Harris Smith was the name he gave the hospital
hahahaha, really!?
Heres my story about plaxico burress - when he played for pittsburgh and garrett lived in pittsburgh, garrett worked at circuit city and plaxico would always come in all decked out and buy everything off garrett-they were pretty much bff..anyways, he came in with HUMUNGUS (how would you spell that?) diamond earrings and garrett asked him if he could just have a little chip off of one of them for my engagement ring and all smug and cocky he was like 'hey man, you wouldn't want to hurt these babys'. true story. Garrett + Plaxico = BFF! hahaha.
so basically.... you're saying garrett is a "person of interest" in the plaxico case
yeah. he sold him the gun. ha
I'd just like to remind everyone that I SILLY DANCED so hard that I FELL. It was amazing.
I was trying to copy the dance that andy samburg does when he murders that guy in "punching people in the face right before they eat".
i endorse this type of behavior.
oops, meant to put this elsewhere. delete!
"people getting punched in the face right before eating"
Had a BLAST this weekend and some real good news!
Anyhow, am I completely PAGAN because I just spent the ENTIRE weekend in the "spirit of the season"??? I'm a pretty chipper chick anyhow I love giving presents and surprising people but, I get extra warm and fuzzy when I get good news. First I wanted to thank a friend of mine for being my date to a social function so I took them out to breakfast, next I found some randomly adorable items that reminded me of different friends, I ALMOST DIED, I just couldn't resist!!!!!!!! Feeling almost
X-mas-y
:-0
thanks livy, you little pagan
The best part was knowing that I had to bolt before you did because we both move so swiftly HA!
There was this HUGE patch of ice in the parking lot and me IN STILETTOS! I was thinking "GREAT! He's gonna find me face down in front of the car, HOW IS THIS INCONSPICUOUS LIVY?!?!"
that's it, get off my site
next to halloween, christmas is the most evil holiday ever. makes my skin crawl.
this is a really fun idea, but why would the child understand that they could only color on the walls in their room? http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=9571&f=4884&q=wallpaper&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1
Butterflies in tummy!!! Can't sit for more than five minutes. It's a wonder that I got through lunch.
TOTAL DITTO!!!
why are you dittoing yourself? so weird?
guys, if you can, register for this site and rate our film!
http://www.bigstar.tv/film-contests/comedy-short
it's under comedy contests, and it's called "hey brother, can you spare some pants?" It's the film alex, todd, and me made
This is awesome you guys! Keep 'em coming =D
I'm irritable and having random cravings. Hallmark channel is now covered in Christmas movies >=(
Do we even have an Arby's?!?!? I want the mint chocolate swirl shake I just saw advertised! GRRRRRR
The classics never die *sigh* =)
The Princess Bride is NOT a classic.
You are blasphemous!
yeah it is!
C'mon! FRED SAVAGE YO
You're all crazy.
Looks like fivezero and i agree on something pop culture.
Do i like the Princess bride? Sure.
Is it way overrated? HECK YES.
Do I like to ask myself questions? Sometimes.
haha, stop guin'ing up one of my favorite movies.
Actually we should bag and watch it. It's crazy quotable.
RANDOM: anyone remember LAZY SUNDAY?
Cmon man! any movie with Andre the Giant in it is an instant classic.
anyone see the moon venus and jupiter last night? I wish I had a good camera cos we had an absolutely clear sky down here and those guys were shining bright.
it was cloudy here, so we missed it :(
Anyone know where Somerdale is? Is it near any popular landmarks or neighboring towns?
this site is boring. All the people I pick on aren't around anymore. :o(
maybe we should all move to twitter or something
i think we should all do something,yes.
BROTHERMAN! I MISS YOU TOO!!!! ;) TEEHEE.
2 months till pitchers and catchers report. :o)
stupid C.C. sold his soul to the devil that jerk. ;)
Rented "The Force Unleashed" for PS3. Awesome game!
yeah, i was playing it until my wii broke. now it just sits on my shelf, helplessly.
how'd it break? did you throw your controller at it or something?
so the Force Unleashed has these long cut scenes in the game that are somewhat cool the first time, and annoying every time after. Also, you can't save in the middle of a level, becasue it only takes you back to the beginning of the level - AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE CUT SCENE AGAIN.
Typically, I play games in 5 to 10 minute increments (ie, while the wife is cooking dinner) and I spend my entire time watching these cut scenes, i never get to actaully play. So I left the Wii on in the middle of my level, since I thought I'd come right back. Turns out I got back to it 3 weeks later (come on I went out in service a lot, people!) and the Wii was frozen. Restarted it, (and then got distracted), went back a week later and it will no longer read discs. Good times.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Nintendo will fix it for $75 + tax + shipping. I talked them down to $50 but that's like a new game right there. However, I'm probably going to mail it back this week because that new Shaun White snowboarding looks really fun. It even works with the Wii Fit board. However, by the time I set that all up, I should have driven myself to do some actual snowboarding with actual friends in actual "real life".
You left it on for 3 weeks! LOL!
Talk about extreme gaming..
wow, i'm not that extremem
I was kind of replying to the possible controller throwing. haha
So anyway, this is the coolest star wars game I have ever played.
And I beat it. Nice link between Ep 3 and 4.
YAY!!! My circuit assembly is this weekend. I cheated and went to my friend's already but, I'm still stoked!
okay so stef and I got tickets to see the Martha Stewart show in NYC in a few weeks. I'm so excited it's not even possible to describe the excitement. Martha = my hero.
Ian! When is the events page going to work again??? I HATE EVITE!
hey remember that tall gal from nj that got married and is in michigan her name is cathy? She wants to get back on but doesn't remember her name. tall chick or something...
So...the Sunmaid raisins girl is pretty smokiN. Who knew?
http://www.sunmaid.com/en/about/en/about/play_animation/30_sec_animation.html
very "healthy"
Haha you FOOL! You made me go back and watch it again =P
Who's that standing between Steve Coogan and Robert Downey Jr.??

NO WAY!!!
ROFL, i dunno who it is but that guy needs to shave, LOL
Paul Walker!
oh snap
Nice job with photo shop Matt. ;oP
hahaha, that's awesome matt!
Wasn't this like right after your honeymoon or something? Like in LA or some junk?
2 weeks before our wedding, we got a letter that there would be a major motion picture filmed at the hotel we were staying at in kauai, hawaii. it happened to be filmed the 2 weeks that we were there. one night when they were filming, i snuck onto the set
wow, thats pretty boss. i cant believe you convinced those guys to be in your movie
I was awaken abruptly this morning by a very disturbing dream that is only a slight variation of one that's been recurring for a while. This time the dream went further than it's gone before.
I'm on my way somewhere driving.
Somehow I wind up on a drawbridge like the ones on the way to Jersey City. Instead of the bridge being closed it's partially opened and cars in front of me are going over the edge into the water.
Sorry, still a Kanye fan...








