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originalsnob #145 originalsnobOG 2004

So I have some kind of stomach bug or whatever and I was rudely awaken from very much needed sleep to receive a CHRISTMAS CARD. Why Ring the door bell if you're going to leave it anyway?!?!??!

juicymango #144 juicymangoOG 2003

just because

superhero #144.1 superheroOG 2004

LOL funny but mean. i'm not going to show this to L, she'd cry for a week

juicymango #144.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah I'm glad I know this though because now I defiintely won't see this movie.

superhero #144.1.1.1 superheroOG 2004

the person could be lying

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

they're not

tesoro #144.1.1.2 tesoroOG 2001

oh man, i kinda did wanna see this, but yea, not if the dog dies. lol kill one of the main characters, that would be o.k. with me.

superhero superheroOG 2004

my wife is exactly the same as you

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

same here

juicymango #143 juicymangoOG 2003

hmm when taking pictures of a family with a dog and a baby, i took more pictures of the dog :-/

haha

iwz #142 iwz

oh man, makes me never want to eat out again...

http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100229099>1=31036

a Pizza Hut personal pan meat lover's pizza has almost 900 calories!

thefunkyfresh #142.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

ha! i read that as "man lover's" pizza

iwz #142.1.1 iwz

now thatsa your kinda pizza!

thefunkyfresh #142.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

haha!

thefunkyfresh #141 thefunkyfreshFounder

superhero #140 superheroOG 2004

anyone ever heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers song about the bicycle? it's a good invention

iwz #139 iwz

slap your troubles away with the slap chop!

thefunkyfresh #139.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i think this dude is on crack...

tesoro #138 tesoroOG 2001
jp #138.1 jpOG 2003

he got the cake decorated in pa...what a surprise

jp #138.1.1 jpOG 2003

and a wal-mart no less

thefunkyfresh #138.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

only in Pennsylvania

tesoro #138.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, right right, you hadda bring the home state into this, didnt ya?

thefunkyfresh #138.2.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

hehehe... just trying to make things interesting around here :)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i keep forgetting I live in Pennsylvania. haha.

juicymango #137 juicymangoOG 2003

Oh man! The grampa from Princess Bride has Alzheimers and his daughter has applied for conservatorship.

(i know he's more than the grampa from The Princess Bride)

originalsnob #137.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Oh no! Peter Faulk? That's so sad!

juicymango #136 juicymangoOG 2003

that's it. i'm done. hahahahahaa.

juicymango #135 juicymangoOG 2003

superhero #135.1 superheroOG 2004

lol that is kinda funny

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#135.2 brothermanOG 2004

Is that George Bush dodging shoes? LOL!

juicymango #134 juicymangoOG 2003

fivezero #134.1 fivezeroOG 2003

gotta say... Bush is a 733t Dodger! he's like "are you nuts? throwing shoes? i could make you disappear into thin air!" i like how he pops back up and has that "make my day" smirk. he could have easily kept ducking behind the podium looking rather cowardly, but he was like "i am POTUS! PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?!"

superhero #133 superheroOG 2004

Arrested Development Seasons 1 - 3 for $28.99 TOTAL, including free shipping. Heck of a deal, I think I might have to buy this.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000JJ3Y78/ref=nosim/?tag=web2list-20&linkCode=as1

originalsnob #132 originalsnobOG 2004

Although I have met friends that have been assigned to serve on reservations out west, somehow it just escaped me that literature is actually available in the native tongues. My friend from Montreal send me pix from a Native/Aboriginal Festival which was held in Toronto last month. At the festival some brothers (from varying Native tribes) set up a booth with literature in Blackfoot (woot!), Dakota, Navajo, Montagnais, and Inuktitut just to mention a few.

I got squishy and teary eyed.



fivezero #131 fivezeroOG 2003

Ohhh, Guy Ritchie hits Madonna for well over $70,000,000.

fivezero #130 fivezeroOG 2003

you guys don't know anything about this.

originalsnob #130.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Wow. Interesting beats. Might I ask, this your stuff or the work of "Krazy Baldhead"???

fivezero #130.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i wish i made music like this. it's Krazy Baldhead's song "Revolution" as remixed by Para One.

iwz #130.2 iwz

Reminds me of Aphex Twin. But I'm not sure I like it. It's an interesting concept.

fivezero #130.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

this more on the club end of IDM. aphex is like... sitting down IDM. too complicated and/or random to actually move to.

starshiptrooper #129 starshiptrooperOG 2003

oh theres hate all over this place.

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#129.1 brothermanOG 2004

Hate is the path to the dark side. LOL

thefunkyfresh #129.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

there is? who is even on here anymore? you're going to have to get your drama fix somewhere else

originalsnob #128 originalsnobOG 2004

You know what would be really GREAT right about now??? Toasted jelly buns *snickers to self* It is becoming increasingly apparent that I should not have eaten that Reeses Peanut butter cup ice cream DELICIOUS--W I R E D

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#127 alexOG 2001

here is a video of y one band playing stupid kid by alkaline trio. please watch it and post some comments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUW_rNvADQ

im the one way in the back playing the most beat ghetto drumset ever.

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#127.1 ukrainiumOG 2002

All right the full effect is back!I love the comment on the bottom of the video,sorry alex drummers never get enough props

flomojopoanode #127.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

music played really well, sounds pretty tight. Vocals might need some work.

flomojopoanode #127.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

and it makes me sad that no one hits that last one with you. They just ring out, and you go for the ME FIRST ending.

originalsnob #126 originalsnobOG 2004

WOE! J. Crew has a bridal collection, so odd.

originalsnob #125 originalsnobOG 2004

YES!!!

juicymango #124 juicymangoOG 2003

Know anyone who could use $500+ to help pay for their wedding?

I present the KHP Bailout Plan
http://kamharrisphoto.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/wow-500-already/

pass it on, if not enough people enter this will be pointless.

fivezero #123 fivezeroOG 2003

i think i could do ads for chanel.
http://tinyurl.com/5kp9pr

thefunkyfresh #122 thefunkyfreshFounder

Man wearing underwear on his head tries to rob golf pro shop

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4899458

fivezero #122.1 fivezeroOG 2003

hip check? chased him with golf carts? LOL

forrestina #121 forrestinaOG 2002

short version of a long story: my car is in the shop and my dad's broke down while we were in service.

fivezero #121.1 fivezeroOG 2003

sorry to hear it. mines in the shop too. *weeps*

forrestina #121.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

thankfully I got mine back the same day cos our mechanic is awesome! hope yours doesn't leave you broke and ride-less.

fivezero #121.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i know even want to talk about it

fivezero #120 fivezeroOG 2003

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

thefunkyfresh #120.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

the diarrhea those poor people must have had

thefunkyfresh #120.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

imagine eating perfectly healthy, organic food for your entire life and then wreaking havoc on your system with fast food?

iwz #120.1.1.1 iwz

mmmm tasty. i guess there's only a first time once :(

fivezero #120.1.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

Burger King to Whopper Virgins: "Oh? Are you untainted by advertising and processed food? Well, he's a taste of our CULTURE OF CREEPING DEATH! EAT ITTT AND SAY THANK YOUUU!"

originalsnob #120.2 originalsnobOG 2004

I've been wanting to see this since the first commercial!
All of the people were adorable, I know that's not the point but, I REALLY luv people they fascinate me :)

malibu #120.3 malibuOG 2001

wow. how many billions of dollars does burger kings have if they have time to manufacture minature whopper broilers and air lift them into the mountains of romania?

fivezero #119 fivezeroOG 2003

Jet hits San Diego suburb? What?

and

Awwwww...
http://news.aol.com/article/dog-tries-to-save-other-dog-hit-by-car/271359

juicymango #119.1 juicymangoOG 2003
fivezero #119.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

that really cute and all, sure...

but i would have liked to see the kid stide out of the forrest clad in knitted puppy pelts, puppy dog skull helmet, and all, puppy ears flappin' in the wind. that'd be hardcore.

juicymango #119.1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

that.... is just wrong, beevee, just wrong.

if the three of them killed a bear and all came out wearing the bear, that would be cool... but... killing puppehs, no.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

okay, okay. i shoulda killed that bear i saw and wore his fur. indoors. por nada.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha that would have been magnifico. revenge for 'sploding our garbage.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

or you could have done "the Teresa" and just went out there in a robe and yelled at it

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh, man. i would have paid money to see that.

flomojopoanode #118 flomojopoanodeFounder

HOLY CRAP MATTY JUST GOT ME AN AWESOME OFFICIAL GIANTS JERSEY, THANKS MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

I danced so hard in joy I fell right on the ground, it was hilarious

thefunkyfresh #118.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

haha.... he slipped out! it's my fault really. i shouldn't have gotten him a jersey without cleats

flomojopoanode #118.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

LOL

iwz #118.2 iwz

YESSSS PLAXICO

thefunkyfresh #118.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i heard people are getting jerseys made with the name H. Smith on the back. Harris Smith was the name he gave the hospital

flomojopoanode #118.2.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

hahahaha, really!?

mandie #118.2.2 mandieOG 2001

Heres my story about plaxico burress - when he played for pittsburgh and garrett lived in pittsburgh, garrett worked at circuit city and plaxico would always come in all decked out and buy everything off garrett-they were pretty much bff..anyways, he came in with HUMUNGUS (how would you spell that?) diamond earrings and garrett asked him if he could just have a little chip off of one of them for my engagement ring and all smug and cocky he was like 'hey man, you wouldn't want to hurt these babys'. true story. Garrett + Plaxico = BFF! hahaha.

thefunkyfresh #118.2.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

so basically.... you're saying garrett is a "person of interest" in the plaxico case

mandie mandieOG 2001

yeah. he sold him the gun. ha

flomojopoanode #118.3 flomojopoanodeFounder

I'd just like to remind everyone that I SILLY DANCED so hard that I FELL. It was amazing.

flomojopoanode #118.3.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I was trying to copy the dance that andy samburg does when he murders that guy in "punching people in the face right before they eat".

fivezero #118.3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i endorse this type of behavior.

fivezero #117 fivezeroOG 2003

This cute, optimistic little blog needs a soundtrack!

fivezero #117.1 fivezeroOG 2003

oops, meant to put this elsewhere. delete!

thefunkyfresh #116 thefunkyfreshFounder
fivezero #116.1 fivezeroOG 2003

this is murderously funny. good post.

iwz #116.2 iwz

lol. double lol at the zombies

originalsnob #115 originalsnobOG 2004

Had a BLAST this weekend and some real good news!
Anyhow, am I completely PAGAN because I just spent the ENTIRE weekend in the "spirit of the season"??? I'm a pretty chipper chick anyhow I love giving presents and surprising people but, I get extra warm and fuzzy when I get good news. First I wanted to thank a friend of mine for being my date to a social function so I took them out to breakfast, next I found some randomly adorable items that reminded me of different friends, I ALMOST DIED, I just couldn't resist!!!!!!!! Feeling almost

X-mas-y

:-0

flomojopoanode #115.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

thanks livy, you little pagan

originalsnob #115.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

The best part was knowing that I had to bolt before you did because we both move so swiftly HA!
There was this HUGE patch of ice in the parking lot and me IN STILETTOS! I was thinking "GREAT! He's gonna find me face down in front of the car, HOW IS THIS INCONSPICUOUS LIVY?!?!"

iwz #115.2 iwz

that's it, get off my site

fivezero #115.3 fivezeroOG 2003

next to halloween, christmas is the most evil holiday ever. makes my skin crawl.

forrestina #114 forrestinaOG 2002

this is a really fun idea, but why would the child understand that they could only color on the walls in their room? http://www.landofnod.com/family.aspx?c=9571&f=4884&q=wallpaper&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1

forrestina #113 forrestinaOG 2002
originalsnob #112 originalsnobOG 2004

Butterflies in tummy!!! Can't sit for more than five minutes. It's a wonder that I got through lunch.

originalsnob #112.1 originalsnobOG 2004

TOTAL DITTO!!!

superhero #112.1.1 superheroOG 2004

why are you dittoing yourself? so weird?

thefunkyfresh #111 thefunkyfreshFounder

guys, if you can, register for this site and rate our film!

http://www.bigstar.tv/film-contests/comedy-short

it's under comedy contests, and it's called "hey brother, can you spare some pants?" It's the film alex, todd, and me made

originalsnob #111.1 originalsnobOG 2004

This is awesome you guys! Keep 'em coming =D

originalsnob #110 originalsnobOG 2004

I'm irritable and having random cravings. Hallmark channel is now covered in Christmas movies >=(
Do we even have an Arby's?!?!? I want the mint chocolate swirl shake I just saw advertised! GRRRRRR

originalsnob #109 originalsnobOG 2004

The classics never die *sigh* =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8

fivezero #109.1 fivezeroOG 2003

The Princess Bride is NOT a classic.

B
#109.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

You are blasphemous!

thefunkyfresh #109.1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it is!

iwz #109.1.3 iwz

C'mon! FRED SAVAGE YO

fivezero #109.1.3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

You're all crazy.

jp #109.1.4 jpOG 2003

Looks like fivezero and i agree on something pop culture.

Do i like the Princess bride? Sure.

Is it way overrated? HECK YES.

Do I like to ask myself questions? Sometimes.

flomojopoanode #109.1.4.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

haha, stop guin'ing up one of my favorite movies.

Actually we should bag and watch it. It's crazy quotable.

RANDOM: anyone remember LAZY SUNDAY?

B
#109.1.4.2 brothermanOG 2004

Cmon man! any movie with Andre the Giant in it is an instant classic.

forrestina #108 forrestinaOG 2002

anyone see the moon venus and jupiter last night? I wish I had a good camera cos we had an absolutely clear sky down here and those guys were shining bright.

iwz #108.1 iwz

it was cloudy here, so we missed it :(

originalsnob #107 originalsnobOG 2004

Anyone know where Somerdale is? Is it near any popular landmarks or neighboring towns?

B
#106 brothermanOG 2004

this site is boring. All the people I pick on aren't around anymore. :o(

iwz #106.1 iwz

maybe we should all move to twitter or something

superhero #106.1.1 superheroOG 2004

i think we should all do something,yes.

mandie #106.2 mandieOG 2001

BROTHERMAN! I MISS YOU TOO!!!! ;) TEEHEE.

B
#106.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

2 months till pitchers and catchers report. :o)

mandie #106.2.1.1 mandieOG 2001

stupid C.C. sold his soul to the devil that jerk. ;)

B
#105 brothermanOG 2004

Rented "The Force Unleashed" for PS3. Awesome game!

superhero #105.1 superheroOG 2004

yeah, i was playing it until my wii broke. now it just sits on my shelf, helplessly.

iwz #105.1.1 iwz

how'd it break? did you throw your controller at it or something?

superhero #105.1.1.1 superheroOG 2004

so the Force Unleashed has these long cut scenes in the game that are somewhat cool the first time, and annoying every time after. Also, you can't save in the middle of a level, becasue it only takes you back to the beginning of the level - AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE CUT SCENE AGAIN.

Typically, I play games in 5 to 10 minute increments (ie, while the wife is cooking dinner) and I spend my entire time watching these cut scenes, i never get to actaully play. So I left the Wii on in the middle of my level, since I thought I'd come right back. Turns out I got back to it 3 weeks later (come on I went out in service a lot, people!) and the Wii was frozen. Restarted it, (and then got distracted), went back a week later and it will no longer read discs. Good times.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Nintendo will fix it for $75 + tax + shipping. I talked them down to $50 but that's like a new game right there. However, I'm probably going to mail it back this week because that new Shaun White snowboarding looks really fun. It even works with the Wii Fit board. However, by the time I set that all up, I should have driven myself to do some actual snowboarding with actual friends in actual "real life".

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brothermanOG 2004

You left it on for 3 weeks! LOL!

B
#105.1.2 brothermanOG 2004

Talk about extreme gaming..

superhero #105.1.2.1 superheroOG 2004

wow, i'm not that extremem

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brothermanOG 2004

I was kind of replying to the possible controller throwing. haha

B
#105.2 brothermanOG 2004

So anyway, this is the coolest star wars game I have ever played.

B
#105.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

And I beat it. Nice link between Ep 3 and 4.

originalsnob #104 originalsnobOG 2004

YAY!!! My circuit assembly is this weekend. I cheated and went to my friend's already but, I'm still stoked!

juicymango #103 juicymangoOG 2003

okay so stef and I got tickets to see the Martha Stewart show in NYC in a few weeks. I'm so excited it's not even possible to describe the excitement. Martha = my hero.

superhero #103.1 superheroOG 2004

Giada = my hero

socalgal #103.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

did i tell you we saw her at the ivy in beverly hills a few months back?

superhero #103.1.1.1 superheroOG 2004

hmm not sure but i definitely want to meet her

originalsnob #102 originalsnobOG 2004

So I finally have some downtime which resulted in...HOME MADE CINNABUNS!!!!

originalsnob #101 originalsnobOG 2004

Ian! When is the events page going to work again??? I HATE EVITE!

hunkpapap #100 hunkpapapOG 2003

hey remember that tall gal from nj that got married and is in michigan her name is cathy? She wants to get back on but doesn't remember her name. tall chick or something...

originalsnob #99 originalsnobOG 2004

So...the Sunmaid raisins girl is pretty smokiN. Who knew?

http://www.sunmaid.com/en/about/en/about/play_animation/30_sec_animation.html

fivezero #99.1 fivezeroOG 2003

very "healthy"

originalsnob #99.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Haha you FOOL! You made me go back and watch it again =P

thefunkyfresh #98 thefunkyfreshFounder informative

Who's that standing between Steve Coogan and Robert Downey Jr.??

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#98.1 alexOG 2001

NO WAY!!!

superhero #98.1.1 superheroOG 2004

ROFL, i dunno who it is but that guy needs to shave, LOL

superhero #98.2 superheroOG 2004

Paul Walker!

fivezero #98.3 fivezeroOG 2003

oh snap

B
#98.4 brothermanOG 2004

Nice job with photo shop Matt. ;oP

iwz #98.5 iwz

hahaha, that's awesome matt!

originalsnob #98.6 originalsnobOG 2004

Wasn't this like right after your honeymoon or something? Like in LA or some junk?

thefunkyfresh #98.6.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

2 weeks before our wedding, we got a letter that there would be a major motion picture filmed at the hotel we were staying at in kauai, hawaii. it happened to be filmed the 2 weeks that we were there. one night when they were filming, i snuck onto the set

jp #98.7 jpOG 2003

wow, thats pretty boss. i cant believe you convinced those guys to be in your movie

originalsnob #97 originalsnobOG 2004

I was awaken abruptly this morning by a very disturbing dream that is only a slight variation of one that's been recurring for a while. This time the dream went further than it's gone before.

I'm on my way somewhere driving.
Somehow I wind up on a drawbridge like the ones on the way to Jersey City. Instead of the bridge being closed it's partially opened and cars in front of me are going over the edge into the water.

fivezero #96 fivezeroOG 2003

Sorry, still a Kanye fan...

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