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Area Man Exaggerates

by thefunkyfresh Nov 5, 2002

Michael Pifney, 48, of Califon, NJ is a big fan of Califon Deli Meats, a local delicatessen, and yesterday stated that he must have purchased the #8 - Italian Submarine Sandwich "at least a million...

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So I'm 20...

by rocksupastar Nov 27, 2002

So yea, I just turned 20. Wow, yea... im 20. No more passing off dumb actions on, "oh, he is just a stupid teenager". MAN, where did the years go? Driving home from school today like normal, i...

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Things I've Resolved to do for 2003

by skaorsk8 Jan 2, 2003

Things I've Resolved to do for 2003 Stop worrying about whether a band is actually "emo" or not Never again try to pretend to be Indiana Jones and pour coffee from the coffeemaker before it's done...

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500th News Post!

by thefunkyfresh Jan 10, 2003

Wow, a milestone that it seems everybody has either overlooked, or just not cared enough to make mention of: The 500th news posting on eZabel! But of course everybody cares, so this definitely...

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Evolution?--HA!

by jollycandyman Jan 23, 2003

Today I went to the Museum of Natural History in New York, and I almost cracked up laughing at the little Neanderthol skull. There were only 4 or 5 original pieces, a couple on the top of the head...

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Does the Internet totaly desensitize people?

by magnum Feb 2, 2003

This has to be the stupidest thing i have ever seen someone do. But what is worse is that half the people in the chat egged him on. Playin games, watchin movies is one thing but some people amaze...

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Area Man Doubts That Traffic Light Button Actually Does Anything

by thefunkyfresh Aug 15, 2003

Area businessman Craig Donnelly furiously pushed a pedestrian crosswalk button for what seemed like eons the other day when normal traffic flow prevented him from crossing the street. "COME...

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Funny 101: Installment #1

by thefunkyfresh Sep 5, 2003

Welcome to Funny 101, I am Matt Kelly and I will be your professor. During this course I will be teaching you the basics of being funny. This week we will discuss humor and how you can apply it to...

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How stupid are kids these days?

by magnum Sep 18, 2003

Two kids took shotguns and went down the local freeway to shoot cars. Their excuse? "The boys told police they did not mean to hit people, but the results were catastrophic" Story here Were they...

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eZabel DOWNTIME

by iwz Feb 20, 2006

WOW, that was fun, right? First eZabel was like, KINDA down, and we were using this stupid lame phpbb: www.ezabel.com/board That kinda gimped along as an eZabel replacement, but seriously. Nothing...

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Boils my Batter!

by ilikebirds Mar 3, 2006

You know what really boils my batter? SpongeBob Squarepants! All of you who just secretly and quietly in your heads said " Oh but I love Spongebob Squarepants yay!"... are either A.) A Toddler who...

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Boils my Batter!

by ilikebirds Mar 6, 2006

You know what really boils my batter...? The Academy Awards. It boils my batter, So I dont watch it - But knowing they exist still makes me cry at night. What is this an Academy of? Are any of...

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I've been banned!!

by coreyfeldman Aug 24, 2006

Unfortunately I had a feeling this day would come. I have been banned from eZabel, well actually eZabel has been banned at my job, it is blocked by my trusty smart filter, which identifies it as a...