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The Inevitable ARE THEY EMO OR NOT thread

by skaorsk8 in Music Talk Aug 20, 2003

man, i hate this stupid debate, but people are going to fight about it regardless of whether i care or not...so, might as well give them a nice space for it...let's start off with a band...Jimmy...

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Cell Phone Things

by skaorsk8 in Geek Chat Aug 25, 2003

I feel I should be the one to make this thread...if you get a new phone..and you like it..tell everyone...if you have one, and you hate it (for good reason..not stupid reasons like "i never have...

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Forum Moderators

by iwz in General Chat Aug 26, 2003

Hey, you forum moderators, I set it up so now you can edit/delete posts, as well as categorize posts. For instance, you can mark a comment as offtopic, informative, stupid, etc. If you're a forum...

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Levels of Hell

by thatdarngirl in eZabel Book Club Sep 3, 2003

So, I took it upon myself to read Dante's Inferno with no real reason besides pure interest. I must say I was completely stupid when going to buy it and looking in the fiction section of Barnes and...

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PARTY

by ilikebirds in General Chat Sep 4, 2003

Next party I throw... Exclusive party will be a Black Light Highlighter Party... Where everyone comes in bathing suits and bikini's... and we all highlight each other... with black lights on.. it'd...

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Chicago

by thatdarngirl in Movies and Television Sep 8, 2003

What are everyone's thoughts on this movie? Almost every guy I have talked to has hated it claiming such things as it's a 'man-hater' movie or that those stupid songs keep popping out of nowhere-...

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Selling stupid stuff on ebay

by ilikebirds in General Chat Sep 17, 2003

I was looking and there really are some stupid stuff on ebay.. So .. i'm currently working on a little story.. and i'm gonna sell some ANTS.. maybe 2.. or 3.. put them in a 16 oz world.. called...

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why is everyone such a big baby

by beachbum in Sports Oct 2, 2003

this whole world is so stupid. Limbaugh makes one comment about McNabb and uses the word "black" and suddenly the whole thing is racial. it's not about race, it's about McNabb sucking and being...

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SCHOOL OF ROCK

by fivezero in Movies and Television Oct 6, 2003

i saw School of Rock on friday and i loved it. it's essential movie watching. the director is Richard Linklater. he did Dazed and Confused and Waking Life. this was clearly a Jack Black vehicle,...

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Not another stupid riddle

by frobro in General Chat Oct 22, 2003

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

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Money...

by juicymango in General Chat Oct 30, 2003

Ok, so I don't feel like researching this, so.. someone do it for me please. Where does money come from? Is all the money in the world just.. all the money that's there, or like, can they print...

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Nobody Better Lay A Finger on My Butterfinger

by yodasucka in Food Nov 10, 2003

last week, something strange happened... i recieved a box in the mail full of sweettarts but the odd thing was, there was no name on them and no reason for them and i can't really figure out who...

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PIZZA IS GROSS

by yodasucka in Food Nov 13, 2003

Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own thread. I, Melody don't-gots-no-middle-name Valenti, dispise pizza. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem...

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Accomplishment Time always updating...

by juicymango in General Chat Dec 29, 2003

I've been quite pensive lately. I feel like I've been too lazy, addicted to TV, and basically a big retart this year. I mean I just feel like I haven't accomplished enough. Sure, in the past 12...

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Real World- San Diego!

by thatdarngirl in Movies and Television Jan 6, 2004

Oh man guys, I am totally on here during the commercial break. How much do I love this season already!? Only twenty more minutes to go and I'm totally into it. The house, as always, is just the...

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One Time... at band camp

by yodasucka in General Chat Jan 26, 2004

haha don't you hate it when you say "One Time..." and some one interupts your story to say "At band camp?" SO ANNOYING! Any way.... one time.... -I was printing up a English paper... and I kept...

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Spoken Word UPDATED!

by yodasucka in eZabel Book Club Apr 14, 2004

so in my creative writing class, we are now doing these spoken word pieces... i don't think i'm very good at it... its really hard... does any one else write this spoken word stuff? i want some...

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Any One Else Feel Like I DO?

by yodasucka in General Chat Apr 15, 2004

So we all have our different jobs. Working in an office, outta our homes, in a store... whatever. No matter what we do, there MUST be some part of our 9-5 life that we dislike... so lets hear your...

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Feast(your eyes) on THIS

by ophelia in Food May 9, 2004

She's like...Eye food Make fun of me if you will - this movie(mean girls)was hilarious...the name makes it seem really stupid but it was cleverly done, and very funny..and there was food in...

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Heat, Laptop and Wifi

by skaorsk8 in Geek Chat May 10, 2004

Here's the question for the geeks among us... My laptop (Compaq 1.8 Celeron...stop laughing Zabel) is set up with my Linksys Wifi card. It works well and all, but the card/laptop generates a LOT of...

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The Best Band EVER!!

by thefunkyfresh Jan 2, 2001

Ok time for a new poll! On the last poll we found out that summer was the most popular season, with spring and fall a close second. Not too many people voted for vanilla, but suprisingly even fewer...

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Ah yes, more stupid web tricks

by iwz Feb 6, 2001

I just added a cool little feature to the site. When you login, you can tell if there have been any new Musings posted since the last time you logged in, or since the last time you looked at the...

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The Best 80's Trilogy

by thefunkyfresh Feb 8, 2001

Ok, so Newark is officially the WORST vacation spot ever. Like we really needed a poll to tell us that! Although I think if Hackettstown had been on the poll it would've given Newark a run for its...

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A bit more on the car deal, from a reader.

by iwz Feb 22, 2001

I thought I'd move this to the homepage, since not everybody reads the Musings page. It's aperson's view on my car situation, and which I should buy. Pretty interesting.. : ) You know "all cars are...

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Austrian News

by rocksupastar Feb 23, 2001

Hey guys, Katie, Jon and I found this internet cafe down the street from our rockin hotel. It costs 50 Schillings for 30 min. So we arent gonna waste alot of time telling you about the stupid stuff...

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Your Kung Fu is no good!

by iwz Apr 24, 2001

You've got to see this. It's just about the coolest Flash animation I've ever seen. Guaranteed to induce a few giggles from those of you who were into Double Dragon and Street Fighter Alpha as well...

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Cool Links

by thefunkyfresh May 29, 2001

Here are some interesting links: * Here is a review I did on Dido's CD "No Angel", check it out so I can make lots and lots of money. * You may remember Ian's chicken story. How about a story about...

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"All good things must come to an End"

by rocksupastar Jul 9, 2001

Well as you all know, i am a landscaper by trade. Well, actually you probably dont know or much less care what i do, but that doesnt matter... so shutup.. anyways. Up until last year, i was...

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Those Greedy Scoundrels!

by thefunkyfresh Jul 17, 2001

Oh man, leave it to those nasty charitable orginazations to try to rob ya blind! Well that's apparently what's been happening in Australia, where a non-profit organization called PCs for Kids has...

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She's Not That Innocent

by thefunkyfresh Sep 27, 2001

Shocked and appalled, that's all I can say. I just watched Britney Spear's new video "Slave For You" and I am thoroughly disgusted. See, Britney Spears is my baby, always has been. But now, I'm not...

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The Last Laugh

by deanh77 Oct 30, 2001

ok I went out in service, it was Megan, Tina, Me and Karl. we go to lunch and tina brushes her leg against mine. She goes, "Sorry I kicked your leg" and I say, "Its ok you just glanced it." The...

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Help us get into Yahoo

by iwz Nov 6, 2001

Hey everybody, I noticed today that eZabel.com is not listed in Yahoo! I am about to submit my site to them to try to get listed in the "Web Log" category. I need your help on one thing though. I...

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Matt's Tidbits

by thefunkyfresh Nov 9, 2001

Ever get the urge to go on a marathon at the South Pole?? Well now you can! If you're up to the challenge, and you have 25 grand to blow on risking your life in sub zero temperatures, take the...

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Why doesn't anybody like me?

by thefunkyfresh Jan 18, 2002

Now that I've guilt tripped you into reading this (or possibly you don't give a rat's butt about me, but are reading this out of sheer curiousity... either way, the purpose is served. game, set,...

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Ahh Golden Memories......

by jollycandyman Feb 8, 2002

Last night I was writing a report when I had to use white out, and I suddenly remembered about the time I tried to paint my whole bicycle with a tube of whiteout. All these memories of the stupid...

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My Stupid Brits ;)

by nine9star Feb 19, 2002

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 95. IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a...

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Ricorda Italia!

by punkprincess Aug 13, 2002

SO, we have kept you in suspense long enuff! Here is the long awaited story of Italy!!!!!!!!!! So MANY wonderful experiences. We met people that we will never forget. Laughed more than imaginable....

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20k Leagues To Stupidity

by iwz Sep 18, 2002

Leagues are used to measure distance travelled under water, not depth. 1 league = 3 miles. The earth is 24,900 miles around its equator. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a stupid story. Discuss.

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Odd Corners: Vol IV

by sux2beme Oct 21, 2002

In this week's installment, we've included a stupid game for your amusement, as well as some educational articles...well, sorta educational. Suggestions for future Odd Corners will be accepted via...

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Are people really that dumb?

by magnum Oct 24, 2002

I dunno it boggles my mind but i tend to believe that at least 50% of world population is completely stupid and ignorant to things. Take this statement for example: "If the snipers didn't have...

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School stinks like really bad poo

by bennybergs13 Jan 18, 2002

Man i started school today and i am sooo exhausted. I have class from 8-4pm, what a bummer, but i only have school 2 days during the week. I can't stand school though, I hate reading the stupid...

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i hate the bookstore!

by thefunkyfresh Jan 31, 2002

Stupid bookstore people! they are so retarded! the whole thing is a huge scam, you buy your book for 50 to 100 dollars, and the next semester they buy it back from you for 3 bucks and resell it for...

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Saturday Night Slap Fest

by tpham Feb 3, 2002

So there we were... at the local A&P . My friends were outside waiting for me as I tinkered with the little Vending Machine. It contained the Sticky Slappity Goey thingd and well i wanted one.. I...

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Can't Believe it

by tpham Feb 19, 2002

So i'm in terrible amounts of pain. Yesterday snowboarding some stupid skier comes all the way from the left of the trail onto the right.. and knocked me off the trail into some thickets. Needless...

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Things Learned This Weekend

by tesoro Feb 24, 2002

-1 year ago today my sister got married -little italy rocks especially if you can speak italian -sleeping in a car really isnt TOO uncomfortable -6 people in a 2-door accord is -all bethelites are...

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shore time...

by legs Mar 9, 2002

Today was so wonderful! I got up helped do spring cleaning at the KM for a little then off to the shore. It was such a beautiful day out. The ride down, on the other hand, was eh...not the best. We...

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Hit the Road jack and never come back ..

by ilikebirds Mar 18, 2002

so it's been awhile since i had any cracker jacks.. so i went for one at the vending machine this time.. good stuff.. however the PRIZE INSIDE isn't what i remember... i got a stupid sticker this...

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Talk to Ty !

by seit2see Mar 28, 2002

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man. .............Dum Gai 5) Small Horse....

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wistful thoughts

by malibu Mar 31, 2002

my grandma's house continually is like 90 degrees at all times. She can't be blamed for it because its only like that from the flow of people constantly blowing through it. theres this old...

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A little stupider ( edited)

by ilikebirds Apr 12, 2002

So yesterday I left work early to go to the dentist and get my teeth pulled. My wisdom teeth. I'm back at work Today. NO PAIN. No GAin. Oh and before the dentist I thought i'd cheer myself up with...

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Ghetto Princess?

by punkprincess Apr 18, 2002

So, all of you know me as the "punk princess" and well, most of you didnt know me about 4 years ago when i was more into the ghetto fabulous way of life. For the past couple weeks, ive had some...

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mach 3.. the hype

by deanh77 Apr 20, 2002

so today I was shaving. and I know that I can't shave in the upwards direction under my chin. but I had just bought new Mach 3 razors this morning. And I was thinking of that Mach 3 commercial with...

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W.H.I.C.S.I.C ( I used Ians' Acronym)

by ilikebirds Apr 24, 2002

Wow. Mindblowing, Life changing trip of a life time I met the coolest people. The stupidest people. People that will live long lives. People that will swim around in the lake of fire. People from...

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Cruising Around the World

by thatdarngirl Apr 24, 2002

I went on a big boat last friday (correction, they're supposed to be called SHIPS not BOATS. I happen to like the word boat better, though). It was nice because it took me away from all the chaos...

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Surprises

by rocksupastar May 7, 2002

Craziness... you know those times where you come close to hurting yourself, driving down the road at night and nodding off, or up on a ladder and lose your balance. When you regain control... you...

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Cartwheels

by ilikebirds Jun 4, 2002

So half way to school yesterday I decided to make a U TURN and go buy things. So Stupid of Me. . Anyway about a few months ago I ran into the Tv in my room and Busted It. No Tv, For Months. Which...

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Beat Seekers

by ilikebirds Jun 10, 2002

Mtv- Beat Seekers. Will air the End of the month. Please watch. And look for an asian guy wearing red/white trunks. That look like boxers. He'll be doing a stupid dance.. and if not doing the...

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emancipation

by ekulu Jun 12, 2002

im graduating on june 21.Or at least im supposed to. Butim not passing classes and i might not get to participate in the ceremony. And my parents are angry at me about this. And everyone's...

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MTV wants YOU

by ilikebirds Jun 17, 2002

The casting guy emailed me... And HE WANTS YOU : Hey... it's James Weikel... MTV Casting Dude... If you're coming this week call ASAP... we need to put your name on the list. 212-654-6703 But...

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Stoooooopid Habits

by sux2beme Jul 29, 2002

when i was in roosevelt elementary school (rahway, nj), we had stiff straws with flimsy paper wrapping. you could easily tap them on the table and the straw would pop through the top of the...

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Dec 4, 2001

how many times do i have to hear this stupid gay story!!!?? GEEEEZZ!! jk jk its um... cute

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Apr 1, 2001

stupid me...i was logged in as my sister when i posted that!

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Jul 17, 2001

sick ian. sick. however, i would like to make a few corrections to your story. first, that was not a monty python skit, it was from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". and how unfair is it...

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Comment by rocksupastar

Sep 10, 2001

man.. what kinda stupid voting system is that?!?! Ians is like 20 BILLION times better then thiers...

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Oct 29, 2001

the old star wars were decent, but the new ones seem pretty corny. episode 1 i thought was a pretty dumb movie, i saw it once in the theater and have absolutely no desire to see it again. and,...

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Comment by tpham

Sep 27, 2001

geez interesting story.. thats so stupid too UGH

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Comment by rocksupastar

Jul 19, 2001

It seems that all these dumb record companies are jumping on the bandwagon with "protection" crap. I actually heard that the companies were planning on doing somethign like that, but i didnt know...

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Comment by tpham

Nov 9, 2001

she walked in an smacked this girl named tina.. for making her stupider and writing a news story that was complete and utter stupidness

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Comment by rocksupastar

Aug 28, 2001

dont be stupid, you moron.

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Comment by monamour

May 20, 2001

what can i say....wow, what a sick story. This world is so messed up and gets worse each day. when i read this i felt like crying. this kida had so much life ahead of him...not to mention so much...

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Jul 24, 2001

he brought out that point to me before i even saw it, and i still thought it was stupid. i just didnt find it all that spectacular, it was okay at best. the movie as a whole was disjointed, and the...

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Comment by tpham

Oct 8, 2001

However yesterday was pretty scary.. I like accidently cut off this man.. who was of ARAB, INDIAN nationality.. right.. so right then and there.. the fears brought forth from the world set in.....

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Oct 15, 2001

heres a secret word, STUPID!!!

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Comment by deanh77

Oct 29, 2001

I'd go but then I'd have to see that stupid movie.

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Comment by deanh77

Nov 16, 2001

this story was good, don't listen to ty, he's full of lo mein. A very common question that always gets asked is, "What is your weakness?" or something like that. It's so stupid. Every interview...

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Comment by punkprincess

Oct 2, 2001

I MISS BEING ON THE EMAIL LIST!! my stupid computer at home has something wrong with it, so i have to wait to come to work to check musings & email... which means i get 300 email list emails that i...

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Comment by tpham

Sep 4, 2001

I bet no one is stupid enough to read this post.. or even reply to it...

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Comment by deanh77

Aug 30, 2001

God that was dumb. I am definitely more stupider for reading that

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Comment by flyingfree1125

Aug 24, 2001

how bout a poll on how stupid it is to talk about how hot guys are when girls are as sexy as .... me

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Comment by thefunkyfresh

Aug 30, 2001

i notice there's a lot of contrevorsey about this story... some people think it is invigorating and mentally stimulating. and others think it makes you stupider. which is it? i think the first one.

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Are you stupid?

by deanh77 Aug 4, 2003