Comments by web-toedchloe

Maybe you should try uninstalling and reinstalling the drive you already have. Is your computer recognizing it?

Then use the coupon in addition to the sale and save more!

talk through the door, that is.

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

That's such a great episode. (As Clinton & Gore, Kang & Kodos walk down the street, holding hands) Clinton campaign advisor: Uh, sir? The voters are becoming confused by the way you and y...

(Kang and Kodos are posing as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole during the 1996 presidential election, in an effort to take over the planet.) i[At a presidential debate the day before the election:]i ...

The paper is $1.75... and has useful information about the world around you.

Eww! Mike did it?! I don't think I could ever bring myself to do that.

Yeah. They usually have coupon sections near the comics and other circulars.

Coupons are totally worth it! My record for savings on one trip is $40. On average, I save about $10-$20 per week. That's like $780/year. I don't find that Costco and Sam's Club are really wort...

This has nothing to do with gay people, but *[I lost 5 pounds last week!]* Yeah! I'm so excited.

Hmm, when I lived alone, I had the luxury of knowing that when I opened the fridge there would be all my favorite foods. Now that I've got the husband appendage, we have to always have: Milk C...

I remember it came out as "Bleed American" right before 9/11, then they changed the name. Good call on their part.

(in song) Savin' those babies, and the soft spots on their heads - Homer

Lisa - We can go on the factory tour and I could complain in person! Marge - You're not going to throw red paint on the executives again, are you? The i[Keebler]i people were very upset.

"If I could gouge out someone else's eyes and shove 'em into my sockets, I would." - Homer J. Simpson.

In the movie, i[The Wall]i, it's the point where the main character calmly gets out of bed and smashes his room to peices as his girlfriend hides in horror.

Ooh, it's in my head now. It starts off slow and orchestral, then the lyrics say: "I can feel one of my turns coming on. I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet, dry as a funeral dr...

The ultimate bad mood song: "One of my Turns" - Pink Floyd. I used to rage to that when I was 15 and angry at the world.

"Don't snap my undies." - Cheif Wiggum

Marge - "I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die." Itchy & Scratchy Ordinator (in Austrian accent) - "All right, take her to the hole."

Security Guard - "We found this one swimming naked in the fermentarium." Lisa - "I am the Lizard Queen!"

Duff Beer Man - "Surly don't look out for nobody but Surly."

"The doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I would just keep my finger out of there!"