Comments by thefunkyfresh

i don't get how dallas got such an easy schedule!

i had a dream that i was captured by enemy armies and i was being hauled away, then somebody from the enemy side cut me loose and i ran and ran. then i jumped down the side of this steep hill into...

the jury's out on Dallas... i think they can be good if bledsoe gets protection

that song is george gershwin not tom waits tho

no mercy yo... like... being not merciful was what they were all about

the eagles are better than i thought they would be this year, but the giants will dominate

yeah i'm so happy i got one for free. i have over 5000 songs on it and i want MORE!!!!!

get this guys, mike had never heard of CBGB's until today!!! how funny is that for someone who claims to know all that is punk. even our 50 year old lady indian boss had heard of it!!

or is "non-dairy creamer/roofie" better?

exactly, aka a "nug-nut"

you're gonna die zabel!!

haha... so you pretty much succeeded while failing at the same time?

thanks guys!

what's the bible reading this week?

awww man ru serious? somebody outbid u?

have you considered physically disfiguring yourself?

well i think it's a little different for him because it's not like she actually asked to date him. she just wants to hang out all the time and whatnot. although we all know what her real motives are

yeah i did that once too, it doesn't always work though

i dunno then, maybe they have to do some kind of revenue sharing like there is in the nfl. it's better for the overall health of the league and in the long run, everybody makes more money

just tell her you were in a mineshaft accident as a kid, and... yada yada yada.... now you can't ever have kids

maybe a cardigan/warmup pants combo?

RUN ALEX! BE LIKE JOSEPH, LEAVE YOUR OUTER GARMENT AND RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

ok well why dont you go eat a chinchilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!! mike i will kill you!!

i disagree, this is one of the main reasons i like the nfl better than mlb and even the nba, because every team has a chance to win it all every year. even tho the yankees didn't have "success" th...