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I'm thinking about buying a puppy because I just want something to love me!

in thread Marriage · Macking
Jul 18, 2005

This is a pretty simple scenario, if a girl has a boyfriend, block them, then take their girl, the hottest girls are always the ones that have boyfriends! Thats what I'd do!

on journal confusion
Dec 21, 2004

You guys are such haters! I'm just trying to see the silver lining of the situation!

in thread stalkers · Macking
Dec 15, 2004

Totally! Imagine how awesome itd be to go out with this girl, she'll be totally loyal, most likely buy me anything I want, heck she might even drive to my house in the morning to make me breakfast ...

in thread stalkers · Macking
Dec 13, 2004

Honestly Dan! Serious matt I think you should go for it, and if not send her a picture and biography of the Cerrato

in thread stalkers · Macking
Dec 11, 2004

I nominate Cerrato!

in thread Questions · Macking
Nov 20, 2004

No way Dan hill, the golf is an economy car, Cerrato doesnt drive economy cars, now a GTI is a sports car, one of the best money can buy

on news Golf for Sale
Nov 12, 2004

Oh yeah and my prediction is that pistons were a fluke, They wont get it again this year

in thread NBA predictions · Sports
Nov 9, 2004

One team which you guys are seriously underrating are the Suns, Steve Nash, Shawn Marion, Amare Stoudemire, Quentin Richardson, Joe Johnson? I'm saying this is a playoff team this year

in thread NBA predictions · Sports
Nov 9, 2004

YO if my wife told me not to play Halo 2 I'd throw her butt out on the street

on journal 1 hour, 10 minutes
Nov 9, 2004

Yayo is another word for cocaine

Nov 3, 2004

Ask them if they've ever done any Yayo

Nov 2, 2004

yeah man it sucks, I was making a left turn and some kid gunned it to beat the yellow and drilled my car. Its alright tho I have an 88 black GTI that its beat to crap with 260,000 miles on it that ...

Oct 22, 2004

Honestly guys that are stalkers have no game. You give this girl all this attention and she gets a big head, then she doesnt want ya!

in thread stalkers · Macking
Oct 22, 2004

Matt give her my number man! I like em good and crazy! and hopefully with alot of money

in thread stalkers · Macking
Oct 19, 2004

hey I met you ! I hope you friend isnt still upset about that dying comment

on journal so i fall again
Oct 12, 2004

This journal is so cute!! all bout doing a little kissy kissy

Oct 2, 2004

matt when are you playing again so I can dunk on you?!

Sep 30, 2004

Matt you are ridiculous, Mike you are insane. and everyone else I'm talking about basketball.

Sep 28, 2004

I am in total agreement that Dan Hill and Gicamo should be in charge of this forum I've learned many good macking techniques from them over the years

in thread supervisions · Macking
Sep 27, 2004

OH katie come on you love it when guys crash your house!

Sep 27, 2004

I love this journal!!! Its totally true! Admit it girls, the most attractive guy to you is the one that doesnt care at all about you

in thread The Hunt · Macking
Sep 27, 2004

yeah sorry about that, you'll probably notice that your fridge has been cleared of food and beer, and you wallet is most likely empty, also the gas has been siphoned out of your car.

on journal Older and....wiser?
Sep 24, 2004

Yeah I'm 22 in 2 months party hard ezabel WOOOO!

on journal Older and....wiser?
Sep 22, 2004

The Lakers are garbage, they wouldve gotten knocked out of the western conference finals if the timberwolve's point guards were healthy, watch out this year tho, KG, Spree, Cassell and my boy, Wall...

in thread Lakers · Sports
Sep 20, 2004

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