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i like better what we used to tell our younger brothers. that we bought them at kmart and they really weren't part of the family. and when mike had chicken pox we told him it meant his nose was goi...

in thread Momma Said · General Chat
Nov 14, 2003

my mom always said if we swallowed our gum it would stick to our guts forever or if we swallowed pits or seeds a tree would grow in our stomach.

in thread Momma Said · General Chat
Nov 14, 2003

no what's rough is a poor innocent bear getting dangled over the toilet with threats to flush his head. there is something so wrong about that. poor bear

Nov 14, 2003

or unless he's trying to give your stuffed polar bear a swirly...very unacceptable

Nov 14, 2003

hahahaha i bet HE was crying after that.

Nov 14, 2003

such a great game. i have tournaments w/ my brothers all the time, and they always win (i get so mad). So then i play andrew and win and feel so much better. hey mike has smash bros on his game cub...

Nov 14, 2003

"Stop looking at me schwaaan"

Nov 14, 2003

yeah, Billy Madison is def the best adam sandler movie.

Nov 14, 2003

hahaha "it's that poop again!Those kids left another flaming bag on our doorstep.""Don't put it out with your boot dad!""Don't tell me my business Devil woman!"

Nov 14, 2003

a lot of girls want to "fix" guys. many times the jerky ones have problems and she's martyring herself and sticking with it b/c she thinks she can help him and he will actually change and they will...

Nov 14, 2003

"I'll be your snack pack, Billy"<p> "This guy can stay in my room I can tell you that much. ah ah ah" (bites old guy's arm).

Nov 14, 2003

haha andrew can't take stand it when I take him down in Smash Brothers

Nov 14, 2003

hahaha we say that to my bro mikie all the time ("HEED! PANTS! NOW!") and we've been calling him HEED ever since.

Nov 14, 2003

this thread is encouraging to me but in a different sort of way. so many overcame adversity at a young age and stuck to the truth or realized the importance of it later. a sister in my hall has cus...

Nov 14, 2003

Pray about it and let the company decide. Take their decision as Jehovah's answer.

on journal time for advice
Nov 14, 2003

everyone knows mikes mom has got it goin' on

on poll
Nov 14, 2003

haha it's ok. at least i don't get mistaken for my brothers over the phone like jackie does.

Nov 7, 2003

i always seem to lose at least one sock sometime during the night.

Nov 7, 2003

well, ok, but only if i get to hang out with gorki, too.

Nov 7, 2003

2 min from sandy hook

on journal A Wetsuit Weekend
Nov 7, 2003

your power has gone to your head. you are crazed with it.

Nov 7, 2003

exactly what i'm saying. :)

Nov 7, 2003

win a night on the town with that adorable little ball of cotton? i'm so there. he better be prepared to be tickled

Nov 7, 2003

if you don't like the topic, stay out of it. We are invited to 5 weddings between now & next spring and we have been to many this year. Its on my mind and it wasn't specific. i'm fine with ending ...

Nov 7, 2003

:O I would never dis gorki like that! i'm throwing him his own party, complete with mazes and gourmet hamster treats. togas mandatory

Nov 7, 2003

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