Comments by fivezero

wow. that was hostile.

i'm sorry that you did. it'll get better. you could try bringing over a pastry type situation or a bottle of wine! make an offering.

CHEHEHEHE

OHHHH, thats the only Sandler flick i didn't see. and what i have seen isn't very funny. the others are totally amazing.

you yong ladies need to tell us where these quotes are drawn from. i'd like to know.

i think those were the dads that misused girls growing up or have seen it. and if they weren't in the truth, theres no telling how many insane ways they disrespected and hurt girls or what they've...

haha, it's common knowledge.

i am in love with Smash Brothers. it's my favorite game. i used to have lil tournaments at my house.

we do get all the heat. parents like the girl 98% of the time, unless she has tattoos or something. Suga, do you still have that Alan Iverson tattoo on your neck? anyway, parents of the guy are ...

ok ok, no pools of blood. everything should be peachy. parents are just concerned for their kids. sometimes you have to look at them and shrug, go about your business. silently make them unders...

amen, tie. amen.

everyone is all silly and hates feet and toes. i am the only one who loves toes and will start SHAFT, the <b>S</b>AFE <b>H</b>AVEN for <b>A</b>LL <b>F</b>EET and <b>T</b>OES. i'm so tired of all...

i would take this application and stuff in my mouth slowly. like an insane person. and then possibly be shot or stabbed, but heyyy those are breaks sometimes. i stand by my principles.

come to butthead

i'll be honest. i never punched a girl, but one day after school i saw a girl who made fun of me on a regular basis in the hall. she running and she had a pretty heavy looking book bag. she was ...

yes, i have! i ate salad and that was ok. but ugh...it's all so thick and greasy. bleck.

Gab and her VW obession...i should get a VW tattoo. maybe then she'll like me as much as she likes VWs.

Okay. I've been waiting on this FOREVER. The Goonies sequel. Here's an update on the progress. http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16484 CHUNK PRACTICES LAW?!?!?

* heres an early review of BIG FISH. it seems like i HAVE to see this movie. simply can't wait. December will be movie bliss for me! Return of the King and Big Fish. http://aintitcool.com/disp...

okay, this is probably just for me...two stephen king short stories are being made into movies! the last SK short 'story to movie' that i liked was the Shawshank Redemption. abolustely inspired. ...

shake it! shake, shake it. shake it like a polaroid picture!!!

you'll soon notice that he doesn't listen. he just makes jokes.

call me Batz Maru!

HAHAHA. some of the exchanges here are so subtle, yet so viciously funny.

i can imagine. i'll do ok tho.