Comments by fivezero

sweet! tell them to go to the Red Door Inn! it's a place Hemmingway used to eat an drink at. great food.

shut up. you love it.

now, honey--don't open up a can worms you're not prepared to deal with...

HAHAHAHA! i thought the same thing. she'll post later that she misread it and that she gets it now. mark my words.

i tell people you're a jackass and everyone agrees.

whoa! that was my nickname for a while. circus bear. yesss!

imagine a pineapple the size of a blimp, with angelina jolie and her adopted kids riding on it, while singing the tibetan national anthem!

i checked it out. it's been delayed quite a bit. heres the low down: http://movies.go.com/movies/M/monalisasmile_2003/index.html

we had a joke in among some people in my hall: "DO the DUE!" and "are you due the due?" and "i don't think you're due the due." additionally, "we know brother so-and-so is due the due." it was fu...

rowrrr, get her, frest.

i don't know how wide the release for this movie will be. it may never hit your theater. i first heard about this movie last year. a viewing may have to be postponed til the dvd release, unless ...

i'm gonna make something up right now, on the spot: i'm a puddle sinking down the drains of her eyes i fill her thoughts, drown her fears and doubts like cool, clean water i trickle down her...

dude, i love this poem. you rock.

and call me crazy but the homoerotic charms of Wild Boyz is extremely funny and mildly educational. i just like to hear them laugh.

viva la bam iss genius. cracks me up so bad. he does all the things i wish i could do to my family. the beef tooth paste ruled!

i'll check it out. i don't really have any shows that i actually sit down and watch. i just kinds catch stuff now and then.

theres no such thing as an unintentional strattle

i saw ONE episode. and all i can remember is there being a cottage cheese water balloon and the kids jacket being totally covered in cottoge cheese and him just gritting his teeth and bearing it.

wow. i heard the mona lisa smile didn't suck, but bring it on was total garbage.

poor thing. you've been owned.

i love dipping various bread type products in my egg yolks.

thats funny, because i got my Citation2 was bought for $500. this is very funny.

yeah, hon, she just got owned. he basically stuffed a whole sicilian pizza pie in her mouth.

i still heart him. puffy can do a million dances and it won't equal the heart i have for BIG.

spare the rod, spoil the child.