Comments by fivezero

see that? the knives are gone! i'm safe.

dude. you rock. i like how you aren't apologetic about what you want. get yourself an average chick, bro. go, Dannie G!

YEAH! YOU RULE!

call me Batz Maru.

i have been pretty rough today. from now on i will be nice to everyone.

BFF

i kiddd i kiddd. he, uh, called me a JERK. and he jabs at my manhood [not in the gay way] all the time. he had it comin'!

yes. your mom, Mellow-D. you're mother. her. yeah. SUCKA!

dude. you're a joke. you have the makings of a ladies-man, but you've got this unidentifiable flaw somewhere in you that keeps you alone, bro. you flirt with taken girls because it's safe. it's...

quick, someone say "zing"

i can see it. i can also see the bum coming back and clothes-lining her! taking his sign back, stealing her hello kitty change purse and sneakers, then running off to do..what homeless people do ...

tis a joke. a joke. remember the card? i care. *snicker*

they used skins. and earthen ware vessels.

dang. upon rereading. i understand better. BUT STILL!

thanks for giving up props to NYC! i knew i had some wicked good pizza somewhere.

Jahanna. They had cows. They sacrificed many a FATTENED BULL! many a CHOICE HEFFA! they existed then.

pizza hut is SO GROSS! the absolute worst pizza ever assembled.

he's hurtin' for points.

make sure you put a HEART when you dot the "I" in my name. muahahah!

holy obscure Family Matters reference! i just love when Carl finally flips out and answers his own question *looks at Steve* " it's YOOUUU" ten points if you remember where he found the pamphlet.

HAHAHAHA! mannn.

i'm NOT! i thought it was extremely funny! "goodnight, folks" just kinda means that having read that i can call it a day. know what i mean, jelly bean?

IRON BUTTER BALL. Good night, folks.

Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own comment. I, Brian gots-a-middle-name Valentine, dispise MELODY. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem lik...

it will not come to this. she will go the route of JFK. Bryan "Lee Harvey" Drummond....pull the trigger.