Comments by fivezero

i always feel bad buying that, lol!

bless them midgets

dude, the date is marked in our profiles. don't be THAT guy.

yeah, tell us what to bring.

joe pesce has a house near me and piper perabo lives or used to live nearby. my mom actually had a call with her mom.

pteradactyl?

i'm so gooooood. and you love it.

i remember stumbling onto this site periodically for a couple years. i'd lurk for a few minutes and forget the addy and not come back. then i realized i knew a few people on here and then my boys...

wow. tell me.

aye sowwy

you're right about that.

thats sounds shallow and stupid, robbie.

i saw that on E's Wild On. it was pretty cool. my mom lived in puerto rico for years and i was born there and i never even heard it before seeing on TV.

she's a worthless brat. all she does is cackle all morning long at Regis' jokes.

aw, honey, i could handle your speach until you got to the feet part. i love being barefoot.

i do not like Blink, but their new song "Feeling This" is pretty good. sue me.

they will all make very HEFTY conntributions! and JayZ, we don't let in, because he calls himself Hova. but Beanie Siegal and Freeway can study.

"if ignorance is bliss...then knock the smile off my face."

sounds like a terrible idea. but i'll watch it.

it's a sweet formality. a bit of respect.

SEE! i did't have a dirty mind...i, uh, just knew what you meant...

wellll, either he's a job scout for big companies. orrrrr he's a bounty hunter who tracks criminals and parole violators.

*new* I don't know how real this is, but it's a funny piece of news. Rob Schneider, Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Tom Arnold, Matthew Lillard, Tom Green, and Joe Piscopo to star in the much-anticipated...

AND dan can eat it! LOOK, MA! NO MILK!

noooo! they'd get DFed in no time FLAT. i could see Andre3000 and Cee-Lo as elders. Maybe even Dr. Dre. I think Suge Knight would be an apostate. that piece of crap.