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that whole "JAIL" part is a major deterrent, lol

Jan 28, 2004

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through yo...

on journal Screen Tests
Jan 28, 2004

yes..they even have some now where there's a computer chip and a satalite receptor implanted in them, so you can actually get a feature on your cell phone plan where you can descretely adjust them ...

on journal embrace the friend
Jan 28, 2004

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

on journal Screen Tests
Jan 28, 2004

yeah, the car groups should all be the same size..haha..nobody wanted to go w/mocereno...he only had 3 people...everybody should have like 4 in their car group..or 5

Jan 28, 2004

the next list should involve, not only THINGS..but..things to get random people to do..& each team will have a video camera to document stuff...

Jan 28, 2004

ummmm.....should I tell'er guys?

Jan 28, 2004

i can't eat in front of animals...dunno why, but it like turns my stomach...what's even sicker to me is people that can eat after their pets, like have your dog lick your ice cream, & then proceed ...

Jan 28, 2004

you shoulda said "for the right price, i'll cancle the marriage.."..then take the $$..and get married anyway

in thread Macking at work · Macking
Jan 28, 2004

#1..I used to think this show was retarded too..until i watched it...#2..hmm, umm, lets just skip to #3..everybody likes it but u!..maybe YOU'RE the one that's wrong!

Jan 28, 2004

-> skaorsk9 took ezabel by storm, bringing to light one of the Hill family's deep dark secrets

Jan 28, 2004

melody <i>was</i> short?

Jan 28, 2004

ok...so..you baby sit these kids, i understand that part..but..WHO's gonna baby sit YOU?

on journal On My NEW Job
Jan 27, 2004

you should get the ones w/the adjustable size - so you they'll be appropriate for every occasion

on journal embrace the friend
Jan 27, 2004

yeah!!..i saw this one, twas quite funny..I think one of the funniest episodes i've seen though, is the one where louis for some reason throws a frozen turkey through the wall in the basement - & f...

Jan 27, 2004

haha, u wish.......

Jan 27, 2004

yeah....old age is gross....wasn't sickness & death enough?..why'd adam & eve have to throw flappy wrinkled flesh & dentures into the imperfection curse too...so incosiderate

Jan 27, 2004

this fact is due to your traveling @ 75mph on icey roads down residential streets

in thread PIZZA IS GROSS · Food
Jan 26, 2004

lol...no..just...broad...

Jan 26, 2004

hmm....iv'e seen her face too....& i'm sticking to my guns!!..i think she's cute..i mean, she's no COURTNEY...haha..& like i said..she needs a couple visits to a cholesterol hightening establishmen...

Jan 26, 2004

mel..you amaze me sometimes w/your lack of ability to pick up on JOKES, and humor related content..lol....j/k 143 best friends 4ever blah blah blah whatever whatever..& a partridge in a pair treeeee

Jan 26, 2004

dude...related, or not....all fair & love & war...she's hot enough to not care..wait, lol, she's too skinny....i'd have to take her to checkers first, fatten her up a bit..& THEN we'll see where we...

Jan 26, 2004

I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE..SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD IS REFERING TO

Jan 26, 2004

he's actually my cousin..well, not by blood

Jan 26, 2004

.sure thing...see, the shirts, they're made in the sweat shop..but i make the shorts myself...sewing them as we speak..hey...this idea is $$$$..and you KNOW IT..lets go into business together...mak...

Jan 26, 2004

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