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haha, one massage!!..comin right up!!...(i'm quite sure that skinny NJ dude massagin you is probably not what you had in mind...but...you didn't specify, now, did you?)

Sep 22, 2003

yes, it is quite unfair, which is why i came up w/the idea of this One Contestant Beauty Pagent, her being the only contestant.that way, nobody's feelings get hurt..you know stuck up them fashion m...

Sep 22, 2003

oh, so you italians are all figgin' it up eh? I like grew up @ going over 2 an italian family's house constantly, one a bit more italian than the other, and, I never noticed any fig trees..guess I ...

Sep 22, 2003

hahahah...u guys are funny, I am officially amused

Sep 22, 2003

i know!...dude, I wanna sign a contract w/them & like have them be the only witness band mine ever plays with(besides Beside The White of course..)lol, together we'll take over the world!!

Sep 22, 2003

u sick too?..what the heck's goin on, it's like disease fest, 2003

Sep 22, 2003

yo martha stewart's kickin butt

Sep 22, 2003

ok, ok....fig leaves for everybody!!...only problem is I don't really know where to locate a fig tree in NJ...will oak tree leaves do? haha, we'll play russian rulette, w/leaves...every body picks ...

Sep 22, 2003

ooooooo...nekid snowboarding.....time and place please?...(I think the guys should at least be wearing fig leaves or something)

Sep 22, 2003

not unless you spike it w/cocaine like me...but, you don't HAVE to do that, it's just a lil something I enjoy

Sep 22, 2003

haha....yes, we're on to something here....this calender will sell like hot cakes, drenched in Aunt Jemima Syrup

Sep 22, 2003

yup, closest you can get to drugin up, or getting drunk, w/out the consequences..AND, if you actually took it because you had a cold, it chases the cold away...nothing but positives here

Sep 22, 2003

I CAN'T I CAN'T, I CAN'T STAND LOOOSINNN

Sep 22, 2003

Here's what to expect, during your first Nyquil trip: You drink first dosage, & FIRST You get a warm fuzzy feeling THEN You get all incoherent, & everything seems to slow down THEN You fal...

Sep 22, 2003

I read one of those acadamy ones a few years ago & like halfway through I hated it so much I think I threw it out or something..and then I read spere again, to recover from the suckiness of the sta...

Sep 21, 2003

I bet if we mixed the three together & slipped it into your coke @ a party we could get some reaction outa ya...

Sep 21, 2003

ey, just cause u don't like'm don't mean they aint emo, or at least emo influenced...punk?..hmm...they are punkish, but, I think you're putting them in the same category as like Good Charlote or Si...

Sep 21, 2003

you're too far north I suppose.....but that's beside the point THEY ROCK!!..go listen to'm

Sep 21, 2003

darn straight, haha.....I find any excuse possible to down the stuff.... "Wuh boy, look @ that, I just stumped my toe on the coffee table, better drink some nyquil!!!" "WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW!!...

Sep 21, 2003

I sense hidden innuendo in this statement...

on poll
Sep 21, 2003

I think we should settle this dispute the old fashioned way..in the ring baby....The first eZabel funded boxing event...As a halftime event, I will break dance, to Further Seems Forever

Sep 21, 2003

One plus to this though is that your address is now displayed on ezabel for all to see....All who have always wanted to send hate mail can now get down....jjjjjjjjusst kidin

Sep 21, 2003

This is the ezabel equivalent of those phoney "Save The Children" drives where 99.9% of the revenue goes to administration, and the lil Peruvian kids get like 2 grains of rice out of the whole deal...

Sep 21, 2003

Bio + Psychology..my two favorite acadmic subjects...

Sep 21, 2003

now, the pike was that windy lever thing that they turned keep the engine going right?

Sep 21, 2003

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