Comments by ophelia

uhhh..I'll tell ya when you're older...

haha, dude, you are the master of evading the answer to questions, I love it..ambiguity should be at the very least your middle name

yes, but, look @ the question..It says would you rather be blah blah, or, a "<i>man</i> forced to ride a horse 3 hours a day"...so it goes beyond just riding the horse, you'd have to get transforme...

although, I must admit, that Duff chick is pretty cute, aren't all these girls like 15??!?!...i like birds = craddle theif

so wait, you're saying these words are all spelled wrong?...i didn't catch any typos at all...

huh?..isn't it "you don't have to put on the red light?"...or am i missing a joke here

yeah, I don't think they're directing it or anything, or even staring in it..But I read someplace that they bought the rights to it so they can pick whatever directer they wanted - & yeah I heard s...

yeah, isn't that annoying?....we're all taught that only fat folks die of heart attacks...but..anybody's arteries can clog....

YES THEY ARE!!!...You know what?..I'll just challenge you to an arm wrestle, the next time we meet. That'll solve this.

Yeah, no validity at all to this love & war statement here......Funny how widely used this comment is, wonder who actually lives by this standard...Cause screwin over friends & stuff like that to g...

yes, and with this added career oppurtunity as a curcius freak, you could make mondo cash

huh? wax?..what're you talking about, where I come from, the story of Icarus goes like this. Icarus, was this homeless bum that lived on Main St. in Hackensack. Some bio-chemists got a hold of him,...

Would you rather..... A: Be forced to grow your hair to your butt, and be banished for the duration of your life to a remote island, with absolutely no razors or hair altering tools available.(H...

haha, yeah, you're definately gona make some woman really happy one day..while simultaneously confusing the heck outa her, lol

If we believed in the anti-christ, I'd label her as #1 candidate...LEGALLY BLONDE SHOULD BE BANNED!!..I haven't even seen the movie, & I hate it...

lol?...whats goin on in here, unkempt appearance has nothing to do with whether somethings emo or not, it's a signature sound, not look...yeah, there are cliche looks u can associate w/the genre, b...

all i remember is his tone & how I fealt, i have no idea what he said..& then my parents laughing about it on the car ride home..me in the backseat w/a broken heart, haha

hmm...ever read the story of ICARUS?!?!?

hahaha, yeah, in that application, some might be down.....what if you want to <i>add</i> 50% to your body proportions?..well, hmm, maybe not 50%, but, the point is I'M A SKINNY TWIRP!!..I wanna bee...

Actually, I think a hybrid might be the most durable. Yes, Cina-chocolate flavor will be the regulation Ho-Nut of the Olympic Ho-Nut Competition.

Well, realistically, I doubt his fear was that I'd end up stealing her, lol, I mean come on, I was like 1/4 his size & 1/6 his age...But, he obviously had some issues, anybody in their right mind w...

woah boy...it seems, I've been caught cheating...Man..So lets look @ this here, I was married, attempting to have an affair w/a married woman, @ 5...that, that is just unusual....(& you've definate...

haha, yeah, they'd have to do tests w/inanimate objects, & then maybe move up to monkey tests before it ever got anywhere. Otherwise, people would end up at their destinations w/their arm attatched...

why thank you madam courtney, we all love u too.....I feel a group hug comin' on!!..

ummmm...lol, ok, you may have caught sight of me running'round like an idiot through the fields, but, what you might have missed is me curled up in the bushes for 10 minutes catching my breath, lol