Comments by ophelia

that's in englewood..every time he gets his hair cut there, I collect the fallen locks off the ground, place them in a zip lock bag, and sell them on ebay

Bryan Drummond's Rules Of Dating(These rules are inscribed on a 85lb tablet which is to be carried at all times by the whatever girl is being dated at the time) Rule #1: you must reffer to me as...

you want a serious colonic flow instigator?..just go to White Castle man, I seriously think they have like ex-lax in the burgers

If you can't figure out an explaination to your statement, just do what I do..make something up...something so obscure it totally distracts from the fact that the question was never answered

So I take it Aunt Lou is down w/the bling bling?...wait, aunt LOU?..isn't Lou a guy name...I'm confused...Right now, I'm picturing you having a crossdressing uncle, who says he's your aunt, and wea...

no...explain further..lol

I'll agree there, CHEMISTRY IS DISGUSTING....and physics?!?..O MY GOD...yeah, unless you're going to get involved in those fields there's no point in really knowing more than elementary things abou...

for some reason I've formed the habit of typing w/my toes,(45wpm)...keyboards, were designed for fingers, and so, this gives room for a lota typos...and so, I go back, and fix....or maybe I just ma...

hahahaah...good thing bobby's not on eZabel(u met him, he was @ manhunt)...he wouldn't enjoy reading this statement

Hey, I'm all for it....ROUND OF CHECKER'S BURGERS, ON ME!!!(and by me, I mean courtney)...haha, nah, we should definately come out...Me & Seniora Hill will roll over, ready to party, we should figu...

He obviously wanted to see what I looked like in a wet t-shirt..I'm never going to that wendy's again....In fact I think I'm sueing them for Sexual Harrasment...unless he can hook me up w/Wendy...t...

clarisse?..lol....how about I call u, ::ehemm:, <b>L-Money</b>...yeah, that's you're new name...well, besides camel kisser(no, I haven't forgoten)

haha, I think I ment to put an s in there & typed too fast or something..but...I know from now on

ah, nekid woodland-sprinting....what fun...(a lil side note, why are we all spelling naked wrong, on purpose?...it's becoming a fad, and I'd like to get to root of it..for it seems I too am being a...

yo know dan presented the idea of going over by you this past saturday..but, then he went on to complain like little girl, saying that his butt would get numb on the car ride because it's sooooo fa...

Daniel, behave...blowing up spots, in the name of jealousy, it's just soo immature...But, hmm, if i had to pour kool-aid over my cheerios, i'd probably be pretty bitter too BOO YAA!! <b>DISS ...

no, no, that's a completely different dream....involving totaly different members of the Jay Karas band...sssshhhh, nobody knows about that one...wait a minute

ey, break it up u two..unlessssss, you wanna settle this like men, and duke it out in the ring like lindy and starshiptrooper...

Yo when I first heard about this Hurricane Isabel nonsense, I had my back to the T.V., I was on eZabel, and, I SWORE the meteorologist guy said "Hurrican Ezabel"..I was like "WHAT THE!?!?!...this w...

....single file, please...lol..

So, it's now my understanding that these DVD's are only disposable, if one sucks on them...interesting...

yes, I have nightmares of getting chased by Jared & Luke, they usually end up catching me & luke begins to beat me relentlessly w/these oversized drum sticks, it's a very traumatizing dream

wait, u dont remember anything?..so that means you have no recollection of the shop-right fiasco involving the frozen food section, you in boxers, string cheese, and that mule?...haha..man, you mus...

I'm looking @ the flyer for this event & it says that all people who win ezabel beauty pagents get in for free..this might apply to you

yes, as jahanna has just brought out, it's called broke dance silly, get w/it..and, #2, if you ever grind on me again, like you did @ that shindig this past weekend, I will get my witch doctor aunt...