Comments by jollycandyman

Did anybody ever see "Bum Fights", its sad. They pay bums like 50 bucks to fight each other and video tape it. Its soo sad that they take advantage of these guys poor situation, but at least it mak...

holy crap dan, you really let yourself go in this one

exactly, so fire away

"Over the Top"....good movie...no

at first I was wondering who "Count" was in the first option, then Im like "Oh the counting Count in Sesame Street, but that doesn't really make any sense, what a stupid poll." But then I put ever...

wow 33% of the comments are marked funny, swizeet:D

i think certain pictures of Jesus as a baby, he doesn't have a beard, but only certain ones

the same thing would happen to me, but I wouldn't find the drier sheet until i got changed for gym, which was like my 7th class of the day. I be like, what the heck is this doing here? It was just ...

has anybody heard of this one lady who sings a whole song about potatoes, but with the music to the Mexican Hat Dance song. Its sooo annoying

yeah that's true about the vodka, I dont know how I know being that Im underage...

dont forget Pennsylvania

too late, Im already stumbled.....Im joking about this too guys, a comment on eZabel would never stumble me, unless of course they didn't capitalize Jehovah . Then its completely different

hahah, all craziness, I like "mynameispooplip". Hey Todd remember "How about a bumper-sandwich bugerlips?" hey, hey?

my bowling high is 73, which is cool, cause that's how many heart attacks Ive had

yeha the milk thing was KIND of funny at first, now its just annoying. Make fun of him for something else for goodness sake

I looked at this and thought it was going to be a poem. When I read it, I was like,"This doesn't rhyme" Then I realized Im an idiot

no i checked already, im not good enough apparently ;(

hey thanks alot man, your awesome too, and for that i reward you a dollar, here you go

he said some thing too, that the sandwich was like a cow that ate a fish and then was running through a potato field when he ate it, cause of the french fries. He went on for sooo long

haha, i cant believe i spelled congratulations wrong, im such a doop

i was getting so over whelmed i had to cut out all my Bible reading and personal study, thanks a whole lot Ian!

well of course, yours and mine and 5 other random people

this is a really awesomeidea for a thread, you should put up a poll for the best Ezabel name

JOLLY CANDY MAN--> I was still in school when i first got on Ezabel. I was in Tech class, and there was this hilarious kid named Pat who got held back twice. He would always use the word "jolly" wh...

so im fat now? oh great