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haha, yeah the one where they're advertising security and it's this bald guy. the computer asks for a fingerprint, eye scan, then hair sample. on the US version he just feels his bald head and th...

on journal yes it is
Jan 22, 2003

that's not really how it works... they use overdubbing. still, that's talent to play all those instruments

on news Musical Heroes
Jan 21, 2003

i read all the narnia books, but yeah, there's definitely definitely religious overtones that you just don't understand when you're young

Jan 21, 2003

I dont know what the guys from THE PEARL JAM do with their cheese okay? You gotta treat it like you would a loaded gun.

on journal Main-Stream Bands
Jan 21, 2003

i dont really like pennywise anymore... thats just me

on journal Main-Stream Bands
Jan 21, 2003

i think you both need an enema

Jan 21, 2003

i knew this from cool runnings

on journal einz zwei drei
Jan 20, 2003

we'll do it if you'll have us

on journal band party?
Jan 19, 2003

hahaha, that was hilarious

Jan 19, 2003

my pro-bob-budlumbear is this... haha, E. Henrey Thripshaw's disease

on journal Coldplay
Jan 10, 2003

haha... man! you blew my cover! yeah, guys this is ian's from like 1996

on journal check this out...
Jan 10, 2003

haha, oh man i wanna see it. eddie murphy had a song?

Jan 10, 2003

haha, i was kidding, i was kidding, but i am sorry to report that they are gay. kidding! they aren't gay, but they are lame. kidding... they are lame and they are gay! (i was not kidding about ...

Jan 10, 2003

no i dont, i wish i did!

Jan 10, 2003

uh oh ian, looks like dave needs to get his approver rights taken away!

Jan 10, 2003

or the 1985 chicago bears rap music video, followed by the early 90's atlanta falcons music video "2 legit to quit"

Jan 10, 2003

no, just on the regular site

Jan 10, 2003

because those ones weren't numbered, i read them, passed judgment on them, and wound up my scepter and opened up a can of DELETE on them!

Jan 10, 2003

i guess some of you haven't read <a href="http://www.ezabel.com/comments.cfm?id=305">this story</a>

on journal Cool
Jan 10, 2003

malibu isn't jen

Jan 10, 2003

my car is "the black bandit"

Jan 10, 2003

haha, "even if he ate the whole cake" (which he probably WILL)

on journal <b>Tuxedo</b>
Jan 10, 2003

what a loser! he STOLE the idea from a GAY 17 mag he read! if this was his own idea, not bad, but it's obviously so not!

Jan 10, 2003

i dont think anybody really read them the first time!

Jan 10, 2003

let me get this straight... dressing up in 80's clothing isn't gay but watching football is?? what????

Jan 10, 2003

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