Comments by skaorsk8

I am allergic to chocolate.

Ty eats crickets...so I have heard.

yeah but it's definitely still funny. Especially when you spend all morning on Saturday trying to figure out which presentation would actually make people LISTEN this week.

Someone post that "Reasoning with the Sisters" pickup lines thing.... You know, like "that bible looks heavy. maybe we could get together later to study this week's watchtower?"

Nah, I couldn't imagine having 34 million dollars. 32 million, yeah. But not 34. And the first thing I would buy would be a life size Batmobile!

yeah i spent like a good 7 minutes i'll never be able to get back

k i fixed the spacing...verbs and nouns always annoyed me, i could never figure that stuff out...

Listen I just make the stuff I don't give explanations...you know YOU PEOPLE ARE PICKY! You want more choices of colors on Ezabel, so I give it to you. YOU ARE NOT HAPPY. I give you mad libs, you w...

it's a noun that you don't normally use...obviously.

Yeah. You can really milk anything with nipples.

OMG Mel Gibson is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too cute not to be gay!

You know what...I would like to say, for the record, that Thai Pham is a MAN-WHORE ( i dont' really know what that means, but Thai is always doing cool stuff so maybe this is one of those times)

This didn't require a journal.

screw you! I'm not lactose intolerant i am FREAKING ALLERGIC TO MILK! And my mom's not black!

yeah dude seriously like who would want to drink from a cow's...you know what...yeah...UDDER...

I am allergic to milk...I really have no idea what it tastes like.

what's up Goldmine....

Yeah, but 16 year old gold is not fully MATURE....we need more like, 22 or 23 year old gold. ahem. yes.

GO BIG OR GO HOME...that's what I have to say. And if you're not going to tell this gorgeous, spiritual woman how you feel, give me her number, cause trust me, there are a total of TWO gorgeous spi...

IRA...haha...he's a moyle....

Goodness you people are picky! I would have picked blue but I didn't for two reasons- 1. I didn't think this would actually work and 2. I can't figure out how to edit my journal ent...

yo who is this and why is he not wearing any clothes?

I'm trying to care about this, but it's just not working...

It's happened a couple of times at the doors, I get naked women....One time me and my friend Jay were out in service and this COMPLETELY naked woman tried to talk to us while hiding behind her FULL...

Umm...that's not appropriate. Not even remotely. That doesn't belong on here. <BR><BR> However- it is legal in Holland, and the Dutch brothers and sisters STILL do not smoke it.