Comments by fivezero

once, in school, i threw a cupcake top at a girl that was kinda far away. i didn't think it'd hit her, but as it soared, it just got closer and closer to her until it hit her in the chest and she ...

Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Oxe.

i'm gonna have a diamond "what would omegatweeter do" necklace made for you

so guilty

HHAHAHAHAHA

hours? does it crusty, like it does around the ketchup bottle lid?

i think it's hot when a girl does that. um, nevermind.

i love doing stuff like that. i was such a bad son: one time i was home alone and i put ketchup on a knife and laid on the floor like someone killed me. my mom got home and the first thing she sa...

i always like when someone flinches really hard over something small. when you're kind of diagnally behind someone and you go to hand them something and they're like "GAH!" and flinch and all you'...

falling down stairs and NOT getting hurt = among funniest things ever

i think dishwalla is somewhere actually washing dishes.

yeah, definitely like that one the best too. sean connery rules. and i just love when indie tosses that nazi guy off the zeppelin and says "NO TICKET!"

this dude is just...ROWDY. i wanna meet him!

guns! the kids got guns!

so happy, yet so awkward

fair enough. but keep in mind she's still young. she's not the Mary Jane Watson Parker that she'll grow up to be. she's not an actress yet and she's still finding herself, i suppose. it was eno...

the dead horse tapped out

chances are...*whispers* he was kiddng.

mine too! what gives?

Simple Plan is the worst band out right now. hands down.

Family Guy is GREAT. actually, they're putting it back on tv, due to high dvd sales. it'll the only series to come back like that!

i was agreeing, bebe

knees aren't permanant enough.

above all. my favorite fruit is dan hill.

similar! but basically the same thing. it's delicious.