Comments by fivezero

you speak wise truths. i thought the same thing.

anyone who knows me, knows for a fact i'm not bulimic, but i'd take throwing up any day. wasabi is atomic. i think throwing up is the most underated activity of the summer.

didn't see it. my mom and sister walked out. said it was slutty. and still others said it was SUPER. the only reason i'm remotely interested in it is because my man, John C. Reilly is in it. C...

ohhhh, it wasn't even THAT far down. but i said that MADE is a mafia term for "looked after" and/or "fincially stable." good charlotte uses it to illustrate the fact that they've MADE it. herbs.

I would like to moderate. i'll do a good job!

i don't know if you're just being...passionate or whatever. but you are <i>dead</i> wrong! i love going to shows and seeing new bands. take in songs for the first time. i find that to be one of...

my condolences. how's he handling it?

HAHAHA, shoe covers. i like. i've been thinking of adding a snackbar in my bathroom. or perhaps a proper magazine rack and some more reading material. all i read is shampoo bottles and stuff to...

man, i've seen similar things like this before. SO FUNNY.<p> "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

i'm beside myself...whoa, hey there, handsome...

i totally agree. that video is completely amazing. i just sit there and watch it with my mouth open. catching flies. for three minutes and nine seconds. amazing stuff.

i agree. i just wanted to sympathize because i feel i've been being extra harsh on all these poor sucker dashboard kids. it IS just music.

haha, fubar, baby. but i know where you're coming from. i was at a radiohead show recently and this chick was all crashed out sleeping! SLEEPING! it took all my self control not to nudge her an...

it's not something to worry about. if you're such a fan that you're worried about the placement of each individual ticket, the ticket holders "right" to said ticket, or how much you think they des...

all i have to say is "she MEANT IT, she MEANT IT!"

for THAT, sonny chiba, in my next thai kung fu duel i'm gonna throw pencils like shurikens at your girlfriend until she looks like a pin cushion.

welllll, my sister went to the taping of the unplugged thingy and the opposite was true. kids were losing their cotton-picking minds.

yeah, thats my favorite part too. i USED to stutter it. but after years of saying it out loud, like dashboard fans with dashboard songs, i know it well and i would hang myself if i stuttered it.

i just listened to a couple songs off the new album and it doesn't suck. but i'd feel seriously out of place and more than a little bit creeped out due to the WHOLE ENTIRE CROWD TEARFULLY SHRIEKIN...

at least his arms will never get cold!

i'm being serious. i'm not an **** allll the time. i imagine he'd pick on judas iscaiot, george washington, and the pope! <small>edited by for language!</small>

dude, this is gonna sound crazy. and i know you don't know me well or anything. but i had a dream i was kung fu fighting you and you were beating me. i couldn't kick very high because i had jean...

drew cary is not funny. dane cook, eddie izzard, dave chappele, and chris rock are funny.

"We sold some mushroom tea. we sold some extacy. we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin, and PCP. And now I hear the police comin' after me. Yes now I hear the police comin' after me. The one sc...

nah, make up on a dude is gay, no matter what. make-up is meant to accentuate without drawing attention. girls have forgotten that rule. any make up on a guys face is in poor taste orrrr they ar...