Comments by fivezero

THAT would have been great. lets go down the list of who we think would have come out and would have taken off. i like to think i would have came out.

i'm not hatin.' i just can't imagine being in that situation. and don't quote that movie ever again. or i'll put you in traction.

whatttttttttttttttt?!

i definitely know how this feels. all of my friends are so spread out across creation that sometimes it feels like i've spent the weekend driving. and more than a few times i've zoned out on the ...

true true. but what's one lousy guitar part?! jk. merely an oversight.

Hour and forty minutes is not bad for a good show. you must live north-west of me, or something. what town?

i know a few people up there. it's quite a ways up the PA Turnpike NE extension. like 3 and a half hours, from me. the toasters usually do the surf club on the shore. i'll wait.

no way. i'd never fight Rob. i'd n*t-tap him though. kinda mildly disturb his essence.

i was thinking the same thing. i'd materialize ten minutes late for everything anyway! but, man, there are so many things that could go wrong...if it ever come about--it will be many many many ye...

i was thinking the same thing. and now i have this manic scrolling problem tho. i do it on other sites now. sheesh. i just rip the mouse down the page. looking for those lil succulent NEW mros...

i hope it snows a lot. i love bundling up and heading out to unburying my neighbors! THIS winter i slacked. but a couple winters ago i shovelled an unholy amount of driveways. made a few hundre...

jamie'd moon him. and call him a pansy.

just what exactly are you trying to say...exactly!?

i just saw one, i forget what company it's for, but it some guy escaping from work, by opening his office window, throwing seeds on the keyboard of his comp and letting birds eat 'em thus making a ...

i like the FOSTERS commerials. all of them. my favorite of the one where a lady locks herself out of the house and she calls someone. a minute later a big muscular dude with a thick neck pulls u...

heh. maybe you could drop lil hints. some guy's minds don't function that way. you gotta say, LOOK--if you really love me, then you won't have me doing anything unpleasant when you could have an...

any male dog who wears a bandana around his neck is gay. any male dog who wears a pink or purple studded collar is gay. any male dog who attempts to puncture another male dog is gay. simple, rea...

clearly this cat was insecure, if he's sweatin' a lil kid horn-swaggling [stealing] his wife! i'm just surprised he didn't put you over his knee and wear your behind out!

thai's flight attendant heroin mules.

s'true. people don't know how to respond to a biblical choke-slam.

it's clear Dan is popping HGW like...HOTCAKES!

look what you've made me do. now i'm annoyed and i will blow up all your spots! HGW, for those who don't know, is a sexual performance drug! great guys!<p> thats all we need is a bunch of rigid...

hm. don't take crap like that from people. i know you're a nice sensetive young man, but--here's a question: can you take him? jk. tell him to knock it off, if he doesn't then ditch him. like ...

remove nose from drugs

John Favreau! he's a FUNNY guy. wrote and directed Swingers and Made. he's got a new flick coming out too. He also played Foggy Nelson in Daredevil. he had the best lines in the movie.