Comments by fivezero

cheh-heh-heh, wuss.

I just saw that commercial and it killed me. so much so that i ran into the next room to tell my sister. but she didn't even laugh. but, mannn. that commercial is GREAT. the kid just konks righ...

then should we agree ahead of time that if there should be rock throwing--that we must aim for the face? but only rocksupastars face...k, guys? nothing says i love you like a nice purple shiner.

then she wouldn't want this apple-chunk necklace i made for her! maybe i'll shoot her with a water-pistol with apple juice in it. man, she must be pretty silly to be allerggic to apples.

i remember where i was too. i was working in Union City, just across the river from where it went down. we were auditing a pharmacy and a guy working there with us got a call from his brother who...

is he ever really serious? i feel that once a year we need to devote a day to complete and utter nonsense. like ty does each and every day. we can just post inlikely clusters of words and it's i...

you got it, holmes. drop me your address.

don't get me started. i wanted to see that really bad. clooney directed it. sam rockwell is amazing. drew barrymore is adorable. julia roberts is a great actress. great components. it'll be ...

I kept one for a little while in middle school. i just got bored. or i'd forget to write in it. nowadays i write a lot of key phrases down and story ideas. stories i hear from other people. un...

i have a slew of italain family and they joke about it all the time. it definitely depends on where you're from.

oh, yeah, i forgot. how do you want it?

look below, my son. one week late. bow.

I just hung out with a buncha nice polish girls and they speak better english than me!

i dunno about this one. both definitions basically illustrate <i>deep concern and anticipation.</i> one positive, one negative. the dictionary was just explaining the two slants.

funny. further proving WHITE is a state of mind. half the italians i know say that they are not white. the other half say they in fact ARE white. whats the deal?

funny. exactly half the italians i know say they aren't "white." the other half say they are, in fact, white. whats the deal?

on the first episode of reno911 they had Jehovah's witness gag. two witnesses are walking down the street and the cops hop out of their car, draw their guns and shout for them to get on the ground...

i was doing some research and i saw that article. good stuff.

funny note: middle school was my gangster rap phase. dre and snoop, notorious b.i.g.[whom i still think awesome], ice cube, das efx, etc. i was a lil G.

i like the whole Movielife: Has A Gambling Problem disc. i sing it loud like a dashboard zombie would do. except with less tears and convulsions. i think that may be the last emo CD i like. no ...

TOO RIGHT! i love the impromptu acoustic version from KROC. it's beautiful.

START > TURN OFF COMPUTER > TURN OFF

so you've heard of cerebral permafrost?!

for kicks--ask them to honestly answer these questions: "did you have me on purpose or was i an accident? was i planned or was i just a product of heated passion and contraceptive unpreparedness?"...

chris carrabba: *waves hand* "these are not droids you're looking for"<p> i think dashboard is highly overrated. but that's just an opinion. i would probably be less annoyed by it and care less,...