Comments by toxicgirl
1,895 totalWow Pete, I never knew you felt that way.
babby sitted?? oh my goodness, that was beautiful.
bad babysitter
I was invited after the whole thing was over... Dan: "man, you should have come, you missed out" Me: "I wasn't invited, you never told me about it" Dan: "oh" That's kinda how it went.
invite me while you're at it
gotta catch 'em all!
It was in the news
nope, i feel fairly confident that there was no macking involved in that comment...
morbidly thin
i thought you called it "borrowing"
darn you. this is a battle i can't win.
believe me, they hurt more than a spoon...i think he got a running start or something.
welcome to my club
my dad used those wooden stirring sticks for paint. among other things.
it's pee wee herman. c'mon don't you remember elementary school comebacks???
how about this one, "I know you are, but what am I"
redundant comment...refer to comment #2. ha.
of course not, haven't you heard? first the worst, second the best!
ya, see what you started? jk.
next time you should say, "i'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
Dan can drink milk now?
yeah that's a thing of the past
I love snow globes...what kind is it?
rufus??? you watch too much tv.
she isn't squat and curveless...she's just nasty now