Comments by omegatweeter

that's not wat matt said: http://www.ezabel.com/comment.cfm?comment_id=128192#comment128192 . jinkies!

PINEAPPLES! *keeps smile for 5 seconds*

isn't that ebola, and your winkie turns black and falls off?

and you gotta have the spinnin hello kitty 20" rims.

"here, try some cake... DEAR!!!!!!"

double negatives confuse me too!

wat's ecoli?

raw meat tastes good! like, right before my mom cooks the meat for hamburgers, i take a little red meat and eat it lol. i'm dumb, i know.

i think it's MADtv. the guy was all jumpy and stuff lol.

can't really decide yet, but so far it's a tie for me between these: Thrice - "The Melting Point Of Wax" Foo Fighters - "Everlong"

it takes forrrrrrever! i was over a brother's house with his bible students (like 5 of us playin) and it took us like 3 hours to finish the game. someone lost early, and eventually i got bored lol,...

"my name is Matt Foley and i'm a motivational speaker! let me tell you my life story. i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and I live in a vaaan down by the RIVER!"

wat? monopoly? yeah that's a great game.

here's a new one i made, hope you guys like. critique me if you want. i know i have more room for improvement. “Empty Promises” (12-2-03) They told us we could always trust them, But they ma...

i just remembered these three: <b>yupperooney</b>: same as saying "yup" <b>sweeterooney</b>: same as saying "sweet" <b>noperooney</b>: same as.. well, you get the point

i want one! :D

sorry for checkin out your hubby. i couldn't help it, he was mighty fine.

i can squeak, cuz i'm greek!

wow, your waist is incredibly small

lol! my friend got catnip for his kitty. and he put it on the floor. and the kitty was like rolling on it and got all hyper, even rubbed his face in it lol.

i guess that holds true in my case lol

HAHAHA!! how did i miss this comment? so funny!

i have no game (in basketball) :( lol

<b>doobee doobee doo</b>: i say this when i'm bored <b>CHILDREN!</b>: i got this from teen girl squad <b>word is bon yo</b>: same as saying "cool" <b>wat happer?</b>: same as saying "what happen...

i love kitties!!!