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who was the illiterate who typed a alligator. it's AN ALLIGATOR . and it's bob barker.

on poll
Jan 27, 2004

you don't have style if it ain't cuffed. i know this for a fact.

on poll
Nov 24, 2003

my car is a crown victoria. i think it legally sit 10 or 12 pedestrians.

on journal Murphy's Law
Nov 21, 2003

this book didn't help frobro, because last week he pooped all over the seat at the kingdom hall. he also needs to learn how to wipe. because he smells like butt.

Nov 21, 2003

that bull riding thing would be a good invention, especially if you get to eat rocky mountain oysters on the side with ranch dressing.

Nov 21, 2003

she has a good 5-8 years of hottness to her

on news Spiderman 2
Nov 20, 2003

spiderman 3 might have pamela anderson as mary jane. i probably won't see the second one. but i will see the third.

on news Spiderman 2
Nov 20, 2003

this is a disturbing picture

on picture camping0131.JPG
Nov 19, 2003

pencil-necked Nazi is a complement. if you have a problem with that bizarreT, email me. i will hurt you with words.

on journal Parking Tickets
Nov 17, 2003

give it to jamie. guy's can find work easier. except for opey.

on journal time for advice
Nov 14, 2003

this was the worst poll ever. i fell asleep reading it.

on poll
Nov 14, 2003

i had a call once lije this with a kid in school. but when he found out w did not believe in the trinity he stopped speaking to me. i tried giving him the trinity brochure. but he did not except it

on journal stuff
Nov 13, 2003

that just happened to matt's dad 2 weeks ago. they made slim jims out of the meat. good stuff.

on journal Murphy's Law
Nov 13, 2003

i never completed a book. but i wrote one about this guy named neo. his life was all fake. this guy named morpheus showed him the truth. i never got to finish it. some guy stole it from me and sai...

on journal An Act of Violence
Nov 7, 2003

did you go for a drink. now that your 21. and was it your first. tell me the truth, i can tell if you're lying by you're typing.

on journal One day to go
Nov 7, 2003

i was asked this question when i went to school

on poll
Nov 3, 2003

why is this a journal about whales.

on journal My willy My Willy
Oct 29, 2003

i was so confused so i actually ran into the car behind me

Oct 28, 2003

all the years i spent trying to get to the top. matt does it with his eye closed

Oct 27, 2003

no it was a blue jay, i think. it was disturbing ,physically and mentally

on journal bird attack
Oct 24, 2003

birds are little pests that should be shot. i like birds boy

on journal bird attack
Oct 24, 2003

someone comment

on poll
Oct 24, 2003

wow not only did i not learn anything, i am now much dumber

Oct 23, 2003

i always wanted to try on clothes with actually trying them on. this is the best day of my life.

Oct 23, 2003

every day is like that for me. somtimes i look in the mirror and forget it's me

on journal Morning Brain Farts
Oct 22, 2003

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