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The Best Band EVER!!

by thefunkyfresh Jan 2, 2001

Ok time for a new poll! On the last poll we found out that summer was the most popular season, with spring and fall a close second. Not too many people voted for vanilla, but suprisingly even fewer...

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Ah yes, more stupid web tricks

by iwz Feb 6, 2001

I just added a cool little feature to the site. When you login, you can tell if there have been any new Musings posted since the last time you logged in, or since the last time you looked at the...

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The Best 80's Trilogy

by thefunkyfresh Feb 8, 2001

Ok, so Newark is officially the WORST vacation spot ever. Like we really needed a poll to tell us that! Although I think if Hackettstown had been on the poll it would've given Newark a run for its...

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A bit more on the car deal, from a reader.

by iwz Feb 22, 2001

I thought I'd move this to the homepage, since not everybody reads the Musings page. It's aperson's view on my car situation, and which I should buy. Pretty interesting.. : ) You know "all cars are...

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Austrian News

by rocksupastar Feb 23, 2001

Hey guys, Katie, Jon and I found this internet cafe down the street from our rockin hotel. It costs 50 Schillings for 30 min. So we arent gonna waste alot of time telling you about the stupid stuff...

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Your Kung Fu is no good!

by iwz Apr 24, 2001

You've got to see this. It's just about the coolest Flash animation I've ever seen. Guaranteed to induce a few giggles from those of you who were into Double Dragon and Street Fighter Alpha as well...

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Cool Links

by thefunkyfresh May 29, 2001

Here are some interesting links: * Here is a review I did on Dido's CD "No Angel", check it out so I can make lots and lots of money. * You may remember Ian's chicken story. How about a story about...

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"All good things must come to an End"

by rocksupastar Jul 9, 2001

Well as you all know, i am a landscaper by trade. Well, actually you probably dont know or much less care what i do, but that doesnt matter... so shutup.. anyways. Up until last year, i was...

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Those Greedy Scoundrels!

by thefunkyfresh Jul 17, 2001

Oh man, leave it to those nasty charitable orginazations to try to rob ya blind! Well that's apparently what's been happening in Australia, where a non-profit organization called PCs for Kids has...

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She's Not That Innocent

by thefunkyfresh Sep 27, 2001

Shocked and appalled, that's all I can say. I just watched Britney Spear's new video "Slave For You" and I am thoroughly disgusted. See, Britney Spears is my baby, always has been. But now, I'm not...

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The Last Laugh

by deanh77 Oct 30, 2001

ok I went out in service, it was Megan, Tina, Me and Karl. we go to lunch and tina brushes her leg against mine. She goes, "Sorry I kicked your leg" and I say, "Its ok you just glanced it." The...

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Help us get into Yahoo

by iwz Nov 6, 2001

Hey everybody, I noticed today that eZabel.com is not listed in Yahoo! I am about to submit my site to them to try to get listed in the "Web Log" category. I need your help on one thing though. I...

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Matt's Tidbits

by thefunkyfresh Nov 9, 2001

Ever get the urge to go on a marathon at the South Pole?? Well now you can! If you're up to the challenge, and you have 25 grand to blow on risking your life in sub zero temperatures, take the...

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Why doesn't anybody like me?

by thefunkyfresh Jan 18, 2002

Now that I've guilt tripped you into reading this (or possibly you don't give a rat's butt about me, but are reading this out of sheer curiousity... either way, the purpose is served. game, set,...

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Ahh Golden Memories......

by jollycandyman Feb 8, 2002

Last night I was writing a report when I had to use white out, and I suddenly remembered about the time I tried to paint my whole bicycle with a tube of whiteout. All these memories of the stupid...

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My Stupid Brits ;)

by nine9star Feb 19, 2002

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 95. IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a...

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Ricorda Italia!

by punkprincess Aug 13, 2002

SO, we have kept you in suspense long enuff! Here is the long awaited story of Italy!!!!!!!!!! So MANY wonderful experiences. We met people that we will never forget. Laughed more than imaginable....

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20k Leagues To Stupidity

by iwz Sep 18, 2002

Leagues are used to measure distance travelled under water, not depth. 1 league = 3 miles. The earth is 24,900 miles around its equator. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a stupid story. Discuss.

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Odd Corners: Vol IV

by sux2beme Oct 21, 2002

In this week's installment, we've included a stupid game for your amusement, as well as some educational articles...well, sorta educational. Suggestions for future Odd Corners will be accepted via...

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Are people really that dumb?

by magnum Oct 24, 2002

I dunno it boggles my mind but i tend to believe that at least 50% of world population is completely stupid and ignorant to things. Take this statement for example: "If the snipers didn't have...