Comments by flomojopoanode

I say, if life hands you ham, make ham-ade: if you're kidnapped by gorillas, you can probably learn from them the techniques involved in feces flinging. if you're kidnapped by guerillas, let ...

Whoa, weirdo! I didn't say that I'd be in the car till it's gone! I'd have to be okay, if I need to buy a new one. (...and you thought I was the morbid one. :)

awesome! I can't wait to see and hear more, stef!

first I'm saving for "what if". Like, "what if" my car catches a blaze on my way home today, and I need another one. "What if" I find the love of my life and we want to get married. "What if" I ...

hahahaaha, gina

I thought it was snack, but I didn't think it made sssenssse.

hey, move it to the Seinfeld Thread

yeah, because that's what I do. I do a trick, and honk the horn. sssilly billiesss.

I read slower than THAT. I read like I'm reading out loud to a group of mentally challenged infants or something.

lol, "I will punch you right in the uterus"

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Congrats, Adam, I'm really proud of you. Jehovah must be beaming when he looks at you! Keep up the great work. About your friend, I am so sorry. J...

oh wow! This is horrible! I'm so sorry Alana! Wow, our poor brothers and sisters in the Wall congregation! I know some people there... I hope they're okay. Can't wait for the new system!

yep, they call it "free will"

you bet, blood.

Thanks! You bet, I'll teach you some bass licks, sistah! Come back soon!

no, it's just cerrato. (ouch, hey, hey, easy! It's a JOKE!)

Yeah, i know! Will he ever quit? we're totally quitting

me neither, I hate em.

ewwwww!!!! hahaha, I don't know, I don't remember that one!

oh man! One of those Pilot episodes is hilarious. The scene with the executive producer or whatever....so awkward!

oh, what about "the little Jerry", episode 145, where Kramer gets into cock fighting. He names his rooster, "little jerry". Ball of laughs.

oh man, that one is SO FUNNY! Remember at the end, Kramer had to take the paint off the highway, so he used paint thinner, and something got stuck underneath Newman's postal truck, and it catches ...

Ooo, tell me about each! Bizarro Jerry is so funny!

maybe I'm just superman. I'm using my heat-ray vision...that's right, my heat-ray vision! Hey...if I AM superman, wouldn't I know it? I guess my disguise is so good, that I don't even know that ...

hahahaha, it's so true.