Comments by malibu
4,534 totalegg rolls are my favorite thing to eat in the world!!!! that mac'n' cheese. but calzones are so delicous too. they're both so readily available that it's really not necessary to choose.
no we both just looked at her dead serious and were like "are you kidding?" he had all these tatoos and piercings andlong black hair. and said, "no i'm dead serious but thanks for stopping by."
yeah but you know what's equally bad?? when you buy something cuz you think you're gonna love it and then when you get home, you hate it and never use it.
i love the white stripes sooo much. i went to see </u> the big bounce<u> yesterday and at the end they play "are you gonna be my girl?" I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!! i was all dancing in my seat. i wis...
i thought THAT was crazy. i mean getting raped is soooo serious and she just whips this knowledge out and shares it soooo fast. like it had to be pretty important part of her life if she doesn't ...
oh yeah. i forgot i wasn't a guy. you're plan still works
some people stole the salt shaker from my work. they were intricate and all, but just the salt shaker. my manager was so mad cuz there had been a perfect number and now they were all uneven. so ...
ahahjahahahah. that was THE funniest!!!
one time a sister offered to read a scripture out in service and the man was serious when he replied, "if you read that i'll burst into flames."
hhahahaaha. duh!!! i love how he calls you guys ammatures because it doesn't involve stealing.
if u like listening to sublime why don't you move to california?
->the day there was a turkey chase -> the day there were two skinny dancing chinese men and neither one of them was tai.
ugly rockstars? mike schiano.
actually summer is the longest season. the earth is farthest away from the sun so we rotate slower and it lasts longer. hard to believe that winter is the fastest and when we're closest to the sun.
yeah. ahahaha. i've never seen this whole movie.
put that money towards the wedding.
miami. my uncle lives there and i've visited for weeks. but parking is ALWAYS sooooo hard. everything is pretty expensive. either you're hott or you're NOT. things are superficial. i love goin...
so this guy at my work got in a car accident and messed up his back. (he's a bartender) and he asked for a massage so i told somebody else to do it and they did. then a waitress told him to take ...
hahahahah. this is complete lies!!!! i have seen you eat.
i know, what was she thinking? i saw so many slutty quotes in that article. so dissapointing. and everything was really airbrushed too.
hurt sooooo bad. cuz i had already fallen on in by myself. i'm a danger to myself and other people wanna add to it?? just wanna give up now but you gotta stick it to the man. heeheaaha
naw, it's all right because sometimes my brain goes to fast for my typing hands. this happens often when i'm speaking too so sometimes explanations are needed.
"honey, this is all old people. i think you have to be old to come here."
whatcha confused about?